K so this one's set in season two except here Andie never existed and Joey has just stumbled into Dawson's room (well you know why she's stumbling if you read the title) after both him and Pacey were done reading over Dawson's new movie script for those of you hardcore fans out there you'll remember that this episode opened with Dawson confessing his love for Pacey when really he was only reading from the script oh and this has some Dawson bashing in it so if you like him well just ignore it there's not really that much of it anyway
Hope you like it
This one's good for a laugh but I promise it has all the PJo romancey stuff required )
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What's A Drunken Joey Like?
Pacey was laying on Dawsons bed complaining about the amount of syllables used in his upcoming production when he saw Joey enter the room
Joey- Should I leave you two love birds alone?
Pacey- We we're reading Dawson's script Jo
Joey- Pacey!!
She jumped on top of him and snuggled into his body on the bed. He was so confused but he liked it just as much as Dawson was hating it
Pacey- Hey Jo
Joey- Where have you been?!
She said hitting him in the chest and then snuggling closer
Pacey- What?
Joey- You're never around anymore Pacey! I don't like it
Pacey- You don't?
Joey- No I miss you when you're gone so now you have to stay with me
Pacey- Potter have you been drinking?
Joey- No I'm just holding you captive and I don't care what you say
Dawson- Joey you're drunk
Joey- Go away!
They both looked at her stunned and Pacey couldn't stop the satisfied grin that now shone on his face
Dawson- You want me to leave?
Joey- Duh! You would think with that huge head you'd be smarter Dunston
Pacey had to laugh this was hilarious and Joey might be drunk but he was going to enjoy this while it lasted
Joey- You're sexy when you laugh Pacey
She kissed him on the cheek
Pacey- Jo?
Dawson- This is ridiculous
Joey- Are you still here?
Joey groaned
Joey- Leave us alone!
Dawson- This is my room Joey!
Joey- Fine come on Pacey we're leaving
Pacey- We are?
Joey- Yep I told you I'm holding you captive tonight so you have to do whatever I say
Pacey- Mm kinky
Joey- If you're lucky
His eyes widened he didn't know what had gotten into her actually strike that he did know what had gotten into her it was the happy juice and it was definitely making her act…well uncharacteristically to say the least. He had to look after her considering she didn't want Dawson near her and it was getting late.
Pacey- Man I have to go she could get in trouble
Dawson- Yeah fine just take her home
Joey- Shut up Doofus!
Pacey- Jo what's gotten into you? This is Dawson you like him remember?
Joey- Since when?
Pacey- Jo
Joey- What? I don't remember and you know what Pacey even if that were true it's really not fair to judge my poor taste now. Come on let's go!
She dragged him out of Dawson's room and as they walked Capeside's darkened streets he knew where she was leading him
Pacey- Potter why would you want to go to my place
Joey- Because I wanna see your room
Pacey- Why?
Joey- Because I do now hurry up Witter
Soon they arrived and entered through the front no one was home Pacey's whole family had gone on vacation without him just as always and that was just how he liked it. Sure it stung but he liked being in the house without them. Needless to say why.
Joey instantly jumped on his bed
Joey- Mmm it smells like you
Pacey- Sorry
Joey- No that's good you smell sexy
Pacey- Potter that's like the third time you've called me that tonight…what's going on?
Joey- Nothing
Pacey- Sure because you normally get drunk on Friday night and end up in my bed
Joey- What's wrong with that…sounds much better than all my other Friday nights…Hey Pace?
Pacey- Yeah
Joey- I sleep naked so you're just gonna have to deal k?
Pacey- Huh wwwhat?
Joey- I don't wear clothes to bed it's uncomfortable
Pacey- Oh yeah since when?
Joey- Since I got breasts
Pacey- Uhhh Joey I think I'm gonna take the floor
Joey- Nooo
Pacey- Jo you'll kill me if you wake up tomorrow sober and naked in my bed
Joey- No I won't
Pacey- Yes you will Potter
Joey- No I won't I'll get embarrassed but I won't kill you
Pacey- You sure about that Jo because I can definitely see you throwing very heavy items in my direction
Joey- Paaaacey come here
Pacey- No Potter
Joey- Why?
She said pouting at him
Pacey- Because I…have to restrain myself and it's better if we keep our distance so I'm going to change into something to sleep in and when I get back I'm going to give you a t-shirt or something to sleep in okay?
Joey- No
He rolled his eyes at her trying to stop the arousal stirring at the mention of her sleeping naked. When he came back out in boxers and a wife beater he found her in his bed already with the covers up around her neck and a big cheeky smile on her face. What was she up to?
Pacey- So did you find a shirt in my drawer?
Joey- Uh huh. Now will you come sleep here?
Pacey- Jo…
Joey- What I'm clothed aren't I.. pleeeeease?
Her doe eyes were no match for him and he knew he would cave. It was just sleeping anyway. Her and Dawson had done this a million times and it didn't mean anything so he could do it to…right?...yeah right but he'd try
Pacey- Fine Jo but uh…
Joey- No funny business?
Pacey- Yeah
Joey- Deal
Pacey walked over to his bed sitting on the edge and pulling the covers over him, without looking underneath. He rested his head on the pillow and went to switch off the light which he did. Leaving them in the dark Joey was moving towards him he could feel it and soon he felt her head on his chest and her arms wrapped around him. But…noooo way she wasn't. Pacey swore he could feel her and when he went to wrap his arm around her partly to check and partly because he really wanted to he felt her lips curve into a smile on his chest when his hand touched her skin. That was it he was hard and it was lucky it was dark he thoughts so Joey couldn't see him.
Pacey- Potter
Joey- Yeah
Pacey- Did you lie to me?
Joey- No
Pacey- Jo
Joey- Maybe a little
Pacey- Are you? I mean you're wearing um you know
Joey- Clothes or underwear?
Pacey- Both
Joey- Well no and…no
He didn't think he had ever been so hard in his life she started to kiss his neck slow languid open mouthed kisses that were driving him wild with need for her. He was imagining all sorts of naughty things that he was dying to do to her but she was drunk and he had to stop this he…he had to oh he was losing his train of thought Joey's hands were starting to slip under the waist band of his boxers and he had to pull her away
Pacey- Joey
Joey- Pacey! Stop spoiling my fun
Pacey- Jo you're drunk okay we can't
Joey- But I want to
Pacey- No you don't Jo you just think you want to now and then tomorrow you'll hate me okay I'm not going to do this. you know I care about you too much.
Joey- Pacey?
Pacey- Yeah
Joey- Wanna know a secret?
Pacey- Sure
Joey- I'm…I'm not drunk
Pacey- What?!
Joey- Well…just listen to me okay
Pacey- Oh I'm all ears for this one Potter
Joey- Well Jen and I we were talking and she kinda bet me that I couldn't convince you and Dawson that I was drunk and I said that I could and well the bet ended up being that if I could get you to take me home because you were worried about me leaving Dawson's place drunk then I'd win.
Pacey- So this was all...a game?
Joey- No
Pacey- Potter you're naked in my bed and you're sober two things that I thought would never eventuate at the same time.
Joey- Well when I was pretending i…well jen said that…that when you're drunk you don't really do what you don't want to do you do and say what you wish you could when you were sober and that's why it's so humniliating and she's right so I figured that's what I'd do
Pacey- So you were acting on impulses?
Joey- Yeah
Pacey- Potter you expect me to believe that you called me sexy of your own volition and are now naked in my bed because you want to be?
Joey- Yes
Pacey- Potter stop…
His words were cut off with her kiss. It didn't taste like alcohol. It tasted like Joey oh she was driving him wild with her tongue he had to pull her closer. He was going to be in a lot of trouble very soon.