EPIC BEAR
AND
SQUISHY BEAN
Chapter 1/ME NEED APPLES
(EPIC BEAR: raaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(SQUISHY BEAN:Hey I think someone needs an apple.
Squishy bean took EPIC BEAR to kill the epic mouse.
They fought and EPIC BEAR won.
FACT:Whenever EPIC BEAR kills a monster a magic apple falls in there buttcrack and EPIC BEAR eats it.
They went home with EPIC BEAR happy.
Chapter 2/MAGIC PIG
(SQUISHY BEAN: I'm beginning to smell like crap!
(EPIC BEAR: I'm gunna pukid because you smells wike cwap!
(SQUISHY BEAN: I must find magic piggy!
EPIC BEAR stayed home because he was vomiting.
Meanwhile SQUISHY BEAN was going to MAGIC PIG's cave.
SQUISHY BEAN arrived after 7 hours
(SQUISHY BEAN:hugh hugh hugh.I need to see you MAGIC PIG.
(MAGIC PIG: You smell like poopturd you piece of #%^.
(SQUISHY BEAN: I'm going home.