Entry One:
Hello! Uh... Awkward? So, I'm Senbonzakura, yes, I AM AND NOT YOU! HAH! Jealous? Anyways, I am the almighty, way-better-than-his-master, Byakuya's zanpakutou. So... Apparently, I'm meant to write about my day in this book.
Today, I got bored of doing the paperwork that when Byakuya was out, I gave him my pile of the paperwork.
I was walking along the hallway, and I see a bento[1] next to the fukutaicho's[2] room, so I guess it was Renji's. Me being bored, I grabbed the bento and decide to hide it, when all of a sudden, I get an idea.
I went and bought laxatives and the most spiciest spices that the grocery store had. I went back to rokubantai[3] and opened the bento. It smelled lovely, that I almost ate it! Looking back on it, it's a pity that I didn't... Anyways, I pour in all the spices and some laxatives and put it back where I found it. Good thing I got away in time, because it was lunch.
Right then, my master came out and told me to do half the paperwork! I cannot believe he noticed that his paperwork had doubled, after all, I didn't do any of it! Those past two or so hours I had with the paperwork, I was sleeping.
Anyways, when I was taking my break, I heard noises coming from the toilet. Guess what? It was Renji! His mouth was still burning hot, so he had a drink while in there, which I think is disgusting! Hopefully, it's not the toilet water.
Anyways, the rest of the day I did paperwork. I don't get how master does this... Maybe he's an alien! No wonder he looks like a girl, he accidently took the DNA samples of both a girl and a boy! Help me, my master's an alien!
1st August, 2010.
The best zanpakutou in the world,
Senbonzakura.
[1]Bento: Japanese lunch box.
[2]Fukutaicho: Lieutenant.
[3]Rokubantai: Sixth division.