Ok ok ok! This is a story (well duh). And well it's about something that happened a long time ago. In 00 everything was high-tech, but you wouldn't believe that. So I should stop. Right right! Or maybe I should go on because you will go and rip the pages off this book, hit your head on the television, jump up and down, shake your house, get a knife, kill yourself, and guess what your parents would do, blame it on me! Even though I didn't do anything wrong. And I actually wanted to stop but I just had a vision of you doing something terrible to my life and your life. So I will merrily write the rest of the story. Well not completely 'merrily'. I would be a little worried if you spill the secret…..Or maybe….Or…..Uhhhhh …Ok. I have decided to tell you another secret, so you would keep the other secret a secret! Ok! You know I'm very quite popular around here and yeah! So I have like these spies around the world, continent, country, state, city, town, street, or maybe in your house, in your room, or maybe…even…right….

BEHIND YOU

Well you won't be able to see them because they move so fast, and nobody could move faster than that unless they trained for 20 years. And 20 years is a very long time. So yeah. Anyway! That is not the problem here. The problem is if you spit out one word of the secret the spies would come and get you! And if you just try it out it won't work because the spies will come some minutes or hours behind the time you spitted out one word of the secret! Now you must be scared anyway should we get on with the story or you might… go and rip the pages off this book, hit your head on the television, jump up and down, shake your house, get a knife, kill yourself, and guess what your parents would do, blame it on me! Even though I didn't do anything wrong. And I actually wanted to stop but I just had a vision of you doing something terrible to my life! Now let's continue. I Christie16 will miserably continue writing the miserable story. And anyway this chapter is just an introduction so it's not like the story begun and that mean I could not tell you more information than I am doing right now. We all know that! Well if you didn't know that because you were so stupidly dumb I will tell you. This chapter is just an introduction so it's not like the story begun and that means I could not tell you more information than I am doing right now. And do you know what the last part of the stupidly repeated sentence. I f you don't know because you are so stupidly an idiot. Ok. The last part of the stupidly repeated sentence means (that means I could not tell you more information than I am doing right now) that the chapter ends now.

Oh no. It doesn't mean the stories ending so don't go and rip the pages off this book, hit your head on the television, jump up and down, shake your house, get a knife, kill yourself, and guess what your parents would do, blame it on me! Even though I didn't do anything wrong. And I actually wanted to stop but I just had a vision of you doing something terrible to my life!

I will continue the story in the next chapter so don't go and rip the pages off this book, hit your head on the television, jump up and down, shake your house, get a knife, kill yourself, and guess what your parents would do, blame it on me! Even though I didn't do anything wrong. And I actually wanted to stop but I just had a vision of you doing something terrible to my life!

Ok. You understood right and for the people who are not that stupidly an idiot you could stop reading and go to the next chapter There there. Now for the people who are so stupidly an idiot and do not understand a word I said I would say it again and tell you what it means. It means I am going to continue the story in the next chapter so don't go and rip the pages off this book, hit your head on the television, jump up and down, shake your house, get a knife, kill yourself, and guess what your parents would do, blame it on me! Even though I didn't do anything wrong. And I actually wanted to stop but I just had a vision of you doing something terrible to my life! And that means don't go and rip the pages off this book, hit your head on the television, jump up and down, shake your house, get a knife, kill yourself, and guess what your parents would do, blame it on me! Even though I didn't do anything wrong. And I actually wanted to stop but I just had a vision of you doing something terrible to my life! See I could not explain it any other way, so if you don't understand why don't you read it over again and again until you understand. I will kindly write it down for you again since you're so stupidly an idiot. Don't go and rip the pages off this book, hit your head on the television, jump up and down, shake your house, get a knife, kill yourself, and guess what your parents would do, blame it on me! Even though I didn't do anything wrong. And I actually wanted to stop but I just had a vision of you doing something terrible to my life! Don't go and rip the pages off this book, hit your head on the television, jump up and down, shake your house, get a knife, kill yourself, and guess what your parents would do, blame it on me! Even though I didn't do anything wrong. And I actually wanted to stop but I just had a vision of you doing something terrible to my life! Don't go and rip the pages off this book, hit your head on the television, jump up and down, shake your house, get a knife, kill yourself, and guess what your parents would do, blame it on me! Even though I didn't do anything wrong. And I actually wanted to stop but I just had a vision of you doing something terrible to my life! Don't go and rip the pages off this book, hit your head on the television, jump up and down, shake your house, get a knife, kill yourself, and guess what your parents would do, blame it on me! Even though I didn't do anything wrong. And I actually wanted to stop but I just had a vision of you doing something terrible to my life! Don't go and rip the pages off this book, hit your head on the television, jump up and down, shake your house, get a knife, kill yourself, and guess what your parents would do, blame it on me! Even though I didn't do anything wrong. And I actually wanted to stop but I just had a vision of you doing something terrible to my life! Don't go and rip the pages off this book, hit your head on the television, jump up and down, shake your house, get a knife, kill yourself, and guess what your parents would do, blame it on me! Even though I didn't do anything wrong. And I actually wanted to stop but I just had a vision of you doing something terrible to my life! Don't go and rip the pages off this book, hit your head on the television, jump up and down, shake your house, get a knife, kill yourself, and guess what your parents would do, blame it on me! Even though I didn't do anything wrong. And I actually wanted to stop but I just had a vision of you doing something terrible to my life! Don't go and rip the pages off this book, hit your head on the television, jump up and down, shake your house, get a knife, kill yourself, and guess what your parents would do, blame it on me! Even though I didn't do anything wrong. And I actually wanted to stop but I just had a vision of you doing something terrible to my life! Don't go and rip the pages off this book, hit your head on the television, jump up and down, shake your house, get a knife, kill yourself, and guess what your parents would do, blame it on me! Even though I didn't do anything wrong. And I actually wanted to stop but I just had a vision of you doing something terrible to my life! Now do you understand because if you don't its bad luck for you I'm not going to repeat it any more!