No Pants (Eragon OneShot)
Murtagh stared the teen girl in the eyes, not moving an inch as she glared at him, it was silent for the longest time, before she finally broke it.
"EAT THE DAMN VEGGIES!" She screamed, picking up her frying pan and waving it threateningly.
"HELL NO! I REFUSE TO EAT YOUR POISONOUS COOKING!" He screamed back at her, then got up and ran from the table, as he ran from her burnt and unrecognizable vegetables, he passed his brother, Eragon, sparring with her brother, William.
HeavynDragonsChilde took off after Murtagh, refusing to let him get away from her, she slowed down, just enough to wave at her brother, as his sword, Valor, clashed against Brisingr.
HeavynDragonsChilde continued to run, finally getting close to Murtagh, she dove, grabbing his breeches, effectively pulling them down, instead of grabbing him, like she had planned.
Murtagh only stopped for a moment to think, before running away without his pants, he was very determined to escape the girl.
She slowly stood up, holding Murtagh's forgotten pants in her hands, then burst out laughing.
A few minutes later, Eragon and Will wandered over to HeavynDragonsChilde, wondering why she was laughing so hard, she waved the pants like a flag, and they too burst out laughing.
Needless to say, Murtagh hid in the bushes all night, hiding from the veggies and the teen girl. Unfortunately, his pants-less self, neglected to notice the poison ivy.
To this day, his butt still itches.