DISCLAIMER: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
WARNING: Drugs and stuff like that.
~Chocolate Cake VS The Munchies!~ By: Anutso
============================================================== ~Chapter 1: Yugi's Date~
Yugi: *pulls out a rake and walks to Anutso's back yard* Dude, can we smoke your stash instead of this one?
Anutso: Rule #1, don't get high off your own supply, bro. *Tokes on bong*
Yugi: Hey, I'm not invisible.
Anutso: Either you shut the fuck up and simmadownna, hit the bong and simmadownna, or drink a Sobe green tea and simmadownna!
Yugi: I just wanted for you to let me in on the weed.
Anutso: I told you to simmadowna! Go ahead.
Yugi: *tokes* Whoa...good shit.
Anutso: *hears Yami calling him* Hang for a sec, bro. *Walks inside mobile home*
Yami: Yo, I got this chat room shit all figured out, see all the really fine chicks are just fat, ugly bitches just posing... SOOOO, in order to get Yugi laid-
Anutso: We hook him up with a fat old bitch, because they're probably the fine chicks, bro.
Yami: Perfect logic.
Yugi: *Walks in*What are you guys doing?
Yami: Shit...nothing...*Clicks on some ugly picture* this looks like a beauty.
Anutso: Dude, you're high...
Yugi: Nope.
Ryou: Dude! The A Team, kidnapping Kenny on Southpark!
Yami: Where?
Ryou: *snatches his coke* Nevermind...
Yami: Yo Bitch! That's my coke!
:: Fighting going on over the coke::
Yugi: Dude, explain the rules again.
Anutso: Five rules... #1 Don't get high off your own supply #2 Don't get drunk without being able to pay for your drink #3 Only get stoned with someone you know #4 there is no 4, we just put it there to take up space #5 Skip #4.
Yami: Yo Yugi! I hooked you up on a date!
Yugi: Really? Awesome!
Yami: Yeah, shut up, we gotta go to Carl's Bar.
:: They drive to Carl's Bar::
Yami: Excuse me Miss, you didn't happen to have a date with Yugi Motou did you?
Fine Chick: Yeah, I posed as a fat ugly chick so guys would love me for who I am.
Yami: Hang on a sec...*Runs over to Yugi*
:: Meanwhile...::
Yugi: Anutso, I still don't feel...uh-oh... *he's high*
Yami: *picks up Yugi by the collar* Yo, I hooked you up on this date, so don't fuck it up, Virgin! *throws him into the bar next to the fine chick*
Fine Chick: Hey little man, want to make out on this couch and then get kinky in the bathroom? *Yugi got high and he's seeing a monster instead of that fine chick... So, he runs out screaming*
Yami: Fuck! That virgin did it again! What's up?
Anutso: Beats me bro.
Yami: He was high, wasn't he? And you're high to, aren't you?
Anutso: I dunno, beats the hell out of me. I need a hotdog.
~Chocolate Cake VS The Munchies!~ By: Anutso
============================================================== ~Chapter 1: Yugi's Date~
Yugi: *pulls out a rake and walks to Anutso's back yard* Dude, can we smoke your stash instead of this one?
Anutso: Rule #1, don't get high off your own supply, bro. *Tokes on bong*
Yugi: Hey, I'm not invisible.
Anutso: Either you shut the fuck up and simmadownna, hit the bong and simmadownna, or drink a Sobe green tea and simmadownna!
Yugi: I just wanted for you to let me in on the weed.
Anutso: I told you to simmadowna! Go ahead.
Yugi: *tokes* Whoa...good shit.
Anutso: *hears Yami calling him* Hang for a sec, bro. *Walks inside mobile home*
Yami: Yo, I got this chat room shit all figured out, see all the really fine chicks are just fat, ugly bitches just posing... SOOOO, in order to get Yugi laid-
Anutso: We hook him up with a fat old bitch, because they're probably the fine chicks, bro.
Yami: Perfect logic.
Yugi: *Walks in*What are you guys doing?
Yami: Shit...nothing...*Clicks on some ugly picture* this looks like a beauty.
Anutso: Dude, you're high...
Yugi: Nope.
Ryou: Dude! The A Team, kidnapping Kenny on Southpark!
Yami: Where?
Ryou: *snatches his coke* Nevermind...
Yami: Yo Bitch! That's my coke!
:: Fighting going on over the coke::
Yugi: Dude, explain the rules again.
Anutso: Five rules... #1 Don't get high off your own supply #2 Don't get drunk without being able to pay for your drink #3 Only get stoned with someone you know #4 there is no 4, we just put it there to take up space #5 Skip #4.
Yami: Yo Yugi! I hooked you up on a date!
Yugi: Really? Awesome!
Yami: Yeah, shut up, we gotta go to Carl's Bar.
:: They drive to Carl's Bar::
Yami: Excuse me Miss, you didn't happen to have a date with Yugi Motou did you?
Fine Chick: Yeah, I posed as a fat ugly chick so guys would love me for who I am.
Yami: Hang on a sec...*Runs over to Yugi*
:: Meanwhile...::
Yugi: Anutso, I still don't feel...uh-oh... *he's high*
Yami: *picks up Yugi by the collar* Yo, I hooked you up on this date, so don't fuck it up, Virgin! *throws him into the bar next to the fine chick*
Fine Chick: Hey little man, want to make out on this couch and then get kinky in the bathroom? *Yugi got high and he's seeing a monster instead of that fine chick... So, he runs out screaming*
Yami: Fuck! That virgin did it again! What's up?
Anutso: Beats me bro.
Yami: He was high, wasn't he? And you're high to, aren't you?
Anutso: I dunno, beats the hell out of me. I need a hotdog.