Disclaimer: I own nuthin in this short little thing I call a fanfic.
This little story is called-
"Duo Teaches the Kindergarten Kids Their ABC's"
*Some useless background info that I decided to throw in here that might clear some things up. Hilde graduates from college and becomes a kindergarten teacher while married to Duo. Relena calls Hilde one day and asks her to come visit to comfort her because she found out that her husband, Heero, is seeing another woman- me! *snicker, snicker*
I won't go into detail about that. Well, Hilde leaves Duo in charge of her class and then heads to the Sanq Kindom to be with Relena. Will the kids survive?????*
"Okay, mornin' class. My name is Duo Maxwell, your substitute teacher for the day until another one is found and today we will....."
1st kid interupts, "Are you Mrs. Maxwell's brother?"
Duo, "No, now class..."
2nd kid interupts, "Can I go potty?"
Duo, "NO!!! Now...."
3rd kid interupts, "Mr. Maxwell, how many licks does it take to actually get the the center of a tootsie roll pop?"
Duo, "I DON'T KNOW AND I REALLY DON'T GIVE A DAMN! *silently he asks himself, 'God, Hilde. How do you put up with all the questions and the jumping up and down?'* NOW!! I am supposed to teach you your ABC's and to give you a word that goes with it. Here I go...
A is for autopilot,
B is for brainwash,
C is for combustible,
D is for destruction,
E is for eliminate,
f is for FIRE!!,
G is for Gundam,
H is for humanity, which one of my friends who does not seem to have it, Mr. 'Perfect Soldier',
I is for impudent,
J is for Jaguar, my kinda car,
K is for kitchen, my favorite room in the whole house,
L is for lunatic, which many a people say that is me,
M is for mission,
N is for neat, reminds me of Q-man,
O is for omae o koruso, *snicker*
P is for posse,
Q is for quiver, my enemies do that when they hear my voice,
R is for recover,
S is for self-destruct, *another snicker, I love Heero*
T is for torture,
U is for unauthorized,
V is for verify,
W is for weaklings, *well gee, I wonder where that one came from?*
X is for x-ray,
Y is for yummy, which happens to describe all the things in my fridge,
and Z is for zilch.
Okay, you got all that class?"
All the kids have confused looks on their faces, but slowly they reply, "Yes, sir, Mr. Maxwell."
Duo, "Good, now there is going to be recess for the rest of the day so just go on and get outside and don't even think about coming back in here."
Kids, "YEAH!!!!", and they all run out.
Duo leans over and starts banging his head on the desk over and over and saying at the same time, "Man, I am never doing this teaching thing for as long as I live no matter how much sugar that Hilde tries to blackmail me with!"
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well that was all folks, did you like it? I wrote it when I was bored today during my english class. I really don't think that this certain fanfic can have any more chapters than this, so I will just leave it at that. well gonna go work on my other fanfic and also put the finishing touches on my model kit of Sandrock Custom, so til next time, bye.
This little story is called-
"Duo Teaches the Kindergarten Kids Their ABC's"
*Some useless background info that I decided to throw in here that might clear some things up. Hilde graduates from college and becomes a kindergarten teacher while married to Duo. Relena calls Hilde one day and asks her to come visit to comfort her because she found out that her husband, Heero, is seeing another woman- me! *snicker, snicker*
I won't go into detail about that. Well, Hilde leaves Duo in charge of her class and then heads to the Sanq Kindom to be with Relena. Will the kids survive?????*
"Okay, mornin' class. My name is Duo Maxwell, your substitute teacher for the day until another one is found and today we will....."
1st kid interupts, "Are you Mrs. Maxwell's brother?"
Duo, "No, now class..."
2nd kid interupts, "Can I go potty?"
Duo, "NO!!! Now...."
3rd kid interupts, "Mr. Maxwell, how many licks does it take to actually get the the center of a tootsie roll pop?"
Duo, "I DON'T KNOW AND I REALLY DON'T GIVE A DAMN! *silently he asks himself, 'God, Hilde. How do you put up with all the questions and the jumping up and down?'* NOW!! I am supposed to teach you your ABC's and to give you a word that goes with it. Here I go...
A is for autopilot,
B is for brainwash,
C is for combustible,
D is for destruction,
E is for eliminate,
f is for FIRE!!,
G is for Gundam,
H is for humanity, which one of my friends who does not seem to have it, Mr. 'Perfect Soldier',
I is for impudent,
J is for Jaguar, my kinda car,
K is for kitchen, my favorite room in the whole house,
L is for lunatic, which many a people say that is me,
M is for mission,
N is for neat, reminds me of Q-man,
O is for omae o koruso, *snicker*
P is for posse,
Q is for quiver, my enemies do that when they hear my voice,
R is for recover,
S is for self-destruct, *another snicker, I love Heero*
T is for torture,
U is for unauthorized,
V is for verify,
W is for weaklings, *well gee, I wonder where that one came from?*
X is for x-ray,
Y is for yummy, which happens to describe all the things in my fridge,
and Z is for zilch.
Okay, you got all that class?"
All the kids have confused looks on their faces, but slowly they reply, "Yes, sir, Mr. Maxwell."
Duo, "Good, now there is going to be recess for the rest of the day so just go on and get outside and don't even think about coming back in here."
Kids, "YEAH!!!!", and they all run out.
Duo leans over and starts banging his head on the desk over and over and saying at the same time, "Man, I am never doing this teaching thing for as long as I live no matter how much sugar that Hilde tries to blackmail me with!"
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well that was all folks, did you like it? I wrote it when I was bored today during my english class. I really don't think that this certain fanfic can have any more chapters than this, so I will just leave it at that. well gonna go work on my other fanfic and also put the finishing touches on my model kit of Sandrock Custom, so til next time, bye.