Hi, give this a read if you want.

Disclaimer: I do not own Durarara! (No shit, Sherlock.)

Being the venerial guy he was Iyaza stromed aroud the ciyty not catring what others would opinion of his naked slef. Russia sushihi was his first place he attacked with his newdity, he stayed 5mmins just too see everones discruntled expressions and lewd vioces cry for the health inspectator. He left with out farther adoo.

And on to the park where his stark nakedness attricted the gayses of mulitudes of people including his arch enema Shizo who looked at him with feverent eyes.

Then all of a sudden to everyones misjudement the poliece stopped chasing Celtty for 1minute and saw Izaya's naked bodody. So they brocke into a chase and ran as hard as their asses could handle.

Shitzo saw this as an opponent and challengs the cops to a mighty dewl of speed as they competed to catch Izayya.

As isaya ran his bits swang everywhere. Everyone saw this. Thay fell about laughing some got nose bleeds from Izaysa hot bod being so close and nakewd.

But finally th e polises couldn't runmore because they had all cum in their pants and need ed to change. And so it was 1 on 1. The usual chase scene of Ikebukukuro and a vending machine took filght. Then the idaea came to him (Shizu thiat is with the indea, now) he weilded his usual choise of weaopon; the street sigh. And used it to spank Izayys ass which was still naked.

He fell, it was funny because they were outside a restrent with wideopen windows, and so all the poeopld inside saw the sight of Izaya a grown man going splat naked against the window.

"I-YA-ZaYa-KUUUN, what arr u going to do? Huh huh? I got u now and were going to mine so I can sex you on my couch." Shitsu sais this to the nealdrly outofconsicious infoman.

"Ha? My bait worked. This was all my plan to lewr you and then I can tell you agein how mush I dispite you shiso-chan." He spluddert onto his shoes.

Disrespecting his claims of bait fraud Shizu flug izaya over his shoulder and curried him to his place.

They got there.

"Its liucky ur newd otherwise id have to strip u" SHizo said loud.

"just take your pants of you big brute" the informar said not as loud as the other.

But juest as he was pulling his pants past his buttcheeks.

"Hi bro. ive cum to visit you. Is that orihaha anging? Hi." His little bro had come to visit him on surprise.

"Kaskuaa I wasn't expecing yuou to be hear, what are you diong?"

"I wood aks you the same enqiry, bro."

"…"

"…"

And then the sex-some happened.

"wanna join, iazya's ass can fit us both."

"yaeh I would love to spend some qualitiy timme with my bro and that sexey basterd"

"Kan you both hurry up and enter my horney ass please!" Izaya had got to the point of really horney and his ass now really wanted it. Shisous cock wanted it too which was apperent from the sticky stuf at the tip. Same fro his younger bro.

Than it was time.

"damit youre normally losse inough to fit mu dic so thight I Za Ya KUUn?" his tight assednes was pissing the guy with the anger issues off wich only made him thrust harderer.

"If he's so tighs I will wip mine into his mouth so he can give me aural"

"nice idea bro" and they brofisted, like bros.

Izaya meenwile was mooning wantanly beneath them as his ass got stretched ant his throught bulged.

And them thay were ready.

1.

2.

3.

"""Urgghhhaajjgh"""

And they a;ll came at onece.

"It musht be Sin-cloney-sity" issaya declered. And then they lughed.

A/N. I'm not even sorry.