A/N: i was bored was about to go to softball practice and this came to mind.
Own nothing but so wish i did.
The cullens are getting ready to play a game of baseball. Bella's a vampire and Nessie's bout sixteen. Emmett and Rose are missing.
Bella: Where are they? I wanna play.
Carlisle:Patience. they'll be here soon.
Jasper:Ugh! Can we please start without them?
Esme:That wouldn't be fair. You guys are creative, think of something to do.
Nessie:Can i go see Jake?
Edward:No! You spend too much time with him.
Nessie:Dad! He's a nice guy.
Rosalie: More like pup.
Bella: Finally! You guys are here... and don't call Jake a pup.
Emmett: Yea, sorry. We were... uh... busy.
Edward: Emmett! Please stop visualizing it.
Emmett: Sorry. can't help it.
Nessie: Ok?.. As much as i would love to stay here and talk about Uncle Emmett's and Aunt Rose's sex life, i would really like to go see Jake.
Edward: No, we're going to play now.
Bella: Ed, she doesn't like baseball. Let her go.
Alice: Uh... guys? Vision.
Edward: Not now Alice. Bella, our family gets togher for this one thing. She needs to stay.
Rosalie: Ed, she's not interested in sports and family. She's interested in shopping and boys.
Alice: People... vision happing.
Bella, Edward, and Rosalie: Not now Alice!!!
Emmett: Guys? Where did Nessie go?
Everyone but him and Alice: What/ - starts looking around-
Bella: She's gone!?!