Wait! Stop, this is a sequel, don't read it unless you read 'dolphin love'!! It really wouldn't make sense!!
Also, here's a disclaimer, I forgot about that last time… Oops…
Disclaimer- I do not own the characters, 'cept the ones I made up….
1
Iruka watched his lover get up, stretching before putting on her clothes. She shot a reproachful look at him with her mismatched eyes. "And you call me a pervert…" The woman said, ice in her voice.
"No, you're not a pervert, apparently, if you read those books, you must be a lesbian." Iruka teased, it was strange, he didn't act the same. But his lover didn't mind.
"Yes, or course I am, Iruka, that's why I'm sleeping with you, since you are obviously female." She smirked before tying her mask around her face. Then the patch of her face that could be seen turned green, Iruka's lover ripped off her mask and through up into a trash can Iruka kept by his bed.
"Kakashi, are you okay?" Iruka jumped off the bed to place a protective hand on Kakashi's back. "Are you sick again?" It had been three months since Kakashi recovered from her 'illness'.
"I'm f-" she threw up again. "fine…"
"Maybe you should go see a doctor?" the dolphin suggested.
"Yeah, maybe…"
Iruka stood in front of the room of children. It was that time of year again, final exams. Konohamaru stood next to him, trying once again to create a clone.
"Here, Konohamaru, do exactly what I do." Iruka said, creating a duplicate with a small amount of smoke.
But when the smoke cleared, there weren't just two Irukas, there was one very flustered Kakashi. The one-eyed ninja threw something on to Iruka's desk.
The brunette picked it up, eyeing the silver haired ninja carefully. Then he looked at what she had thrown at him. It was a pregnancy test.
"It turned blue…" Kakashi said.
Iruka blushed. "Wh-what?" The second Iruka disappeared.
Konohamaru looked at the 'man' who had stopped his exam as Kakashi practically screamed "I'm fucking pregnant!" Then the boy looked back at his blushing sensei.
"I thought only girls could be pregnant…" Konohamaru muttered.
Kakashi leaned down next to him, and said "You are a very bright boy." The boy grinned. "It's going to get you into a lot of trouble one day…" and with that the silver haired 'man' disappeared.
The class looked at their teacher who was still bright pink. "Um… Why don't we take a break for a while!" he smiled at his students, who beamed back at him, though they were all very confused.
"Iruka sensei! Hey, wait up!" Iruka turned to see Naruto hurtling towards him, closely followed by Sakura and Sasuke.
"Iruka sensei, have you seen Kakashi sensei?" Sakura asked.
"Wh-why would I have seen her-I mean him!" Iruka stuttered.
"Come on Iruka, we've all seen you coming out of his apartment every morning!" the blonde ninja shouted.
"Sorry guys, but I haven't seen Kakashi!" Iruka blushed, until Konohamaru snuck up behind him and shouted:
"Yes you have, he should up in class yelling about being pregna-umph!" Iruka put a shaking hand over the young brunette's mouth.
"He's pregnant?" Sakura asked. Konohamaru nodded. Iruka's three older students all looked at him, confusion glazing over their faces.
"Who's pregnant?" a voice came from behind the three. They jumped and spun to see Kakashi standing behind them, glancing up from a volume of Icha Icha.
Sasuke twitched slightly, and Sakura looked down at her feet, but Naruto, well, he messed everything up. He leaned up to the Copy nin and said "Kakashi, are you really pregnant?"
Kakashi's one eye widened and Iruka knew if her mask wasn't on, she'd be red. It looked as though she was going to slap Naruto, but then she paused, and laughed. "Iruka, what sort of bull shit are you telling them?"
"Then you're not…?" Sakura mumbled.
"Honestly, you can't tell a child something like that and then expect us to fall for it when you claim something different…" Sasuke said, his voice bitter with annoyance.
Kakashi held up her middle finger and said without missing a beat "Fuck you Uchiha!" Her eye closed in a happy sort of way. The entire group gasped (except Sasuke and Kakashi of course, and I guess Konohamaru couldn't because Iruka was still gagging him with his hand….)
"So you are pregnant?" Sakura asked, even more confused than she was before.
"Iruka, you bastard, why did you tell them?"
"It wasn't me! It was him!" The brunette gestured to a struggling Konohamaru.
"Great, just great…" Kakashi shook her head, allowing her silver to fall in front of her face. "So squirt, how many other people know?" She looked intensely at the young boy, he shrugged. "Perfect…"
"Um…" Sakura said, trying to break the awkward silence that had grown between the group. "I guess we'll be going, congratulations Kakashi sensei, and congratulations to you to Iruka sensei, you're going to be a great dad…" she smiled and began pulling Naruto and Sasuke away, Naruto pulled Konohamaru after him.
The two 'men' stood, neither one daring to look at the other. It seemed like an eternity that they just stood there, not talking, not daring to breathe. Then Kakashi broke the silence. "So… they know…" Iruka nodded finally looking at his scarecrow. "So… how do you feel?" Iruka nodded again. "Um… Ruka, I hate to point this out, but a nod isn't an emotion…"
Iruka nodded once more. "So… you're upset?" Kakashi asked. Iruka nodded. "Do you-um- do you want me to give it up?" Again, Iruka nodded. "Ah, I see…" Kakashi looked up at her silent dolphin. She felt guilty; it was her fault that he had found out three months earlier. "Ruka, will you please say something?"
The younger of the two slumped to the ground, and mumbled, "I can't do it, I wouldn't be a good dad…"
"No, Ruka," she said quietly, "You would. You would be a great dad…"
Iruka walked to his lover, he looked at her, then turned away. "I'm sorry, Kakashi, I can't… I just… can't…" The dolphin walked away from his scarecrow, not seeing the girl fall to the ground, her entire body shaking with pain.
2
Ruka,
I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore. We both knew this was coming. You won't have to deal with me… or the baby… anymore.
I'm not saying this is a suicide note or anything, because you won't find my body. Goodbye Ruka…
-Kakashi
Iruka found the note when he woke up. Kakashi hadn't come back to the apartment that night, or so he had thought. But she had, and she had left him this note. And tha's what broke Iruka's heart.
3
Iruka lay on his bed that hadn't been used for almost three months. He didn't cry, he didn't move. He wasn't happy, sad, angry, regretful, or anything, he just was.
And that's how it remained. After a week of sitting on his bed staring at the wall, Iruka decided it was time to start his life again. He smiled, he laughed, he acted like Kakashi had never come into his life.
Squad Seven was given a new leader. Iruka moved into his old apartment again. Life began to grow normal again. Iruka even dated from time to time. After a year, people stopped mentioning 'him', and Kakashi hadn't been lying, no one found her body. But life can only stay normal for so long, because three years later, a girl walked into his life, and Iruka found himself in love once again…