Randy Cunningham: Full Moon Gravity
Prologue: Pen Pals forever
Okay so…hi new Pen Pal. I don't really know what to say exactly. Sweet cheese this is hard so I guess I'll start with the basics? Okay then. So…My name's Randall Cunningham, but I'd prefer if you call me Randy, I'm 13 years old, I'll be starting my first year at Norrisville High school here in Norrisville (original, I know but I didn't pick the name, I swear) I have two moms and I love them both and yes Joana Cunningham of Cunningham Enterprise is one of my two moms. I despise flaunting my wealth around, I prefer being as normal as possible. Oh, yeah and I have purple hair, which is in fact my natural hair colour, even thought people keep asking if I use hair dye. I'm apparently descendant from the Tengu clan from 800 years ago, specifically its chosen warrior, the Tengu Ninja. (My family history is weird) I'm also fluent in Japanese and English because one of my moms is Japanese. So…yeah, it's nice to meet you new, Pen Pal. Hope to hear back from you soon.
Nice to write to you, Randy Cunningham.
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Dear Randy,
It's nice to meet you to! My name's Mabel Pines! I'm 15 years old and I have a twin brother named Dipper Pines, he's awesome by the way. He's obsessed with solving mysteries kinda like Sherlock Holmes. (He says Sherlock Holmes is his hero) And honestly, I like solving them to! Dipper makes them fun anyway. And you're really the son of Joana Cunningham? That's so cool! Also, I think it's cool that you don't want people to know that you're rich. I'd think most rich kids would brag about how rich they are, but it's really cool to hear that you're not like that. Oh! Since we're doing basics, I guess I'll mention I love all things sparkly! I mean c'mon there sparkles! Sparkles makes everything awesome! …Ah sorry got a bit carried away there, I also really like cats because, gosh darnit look at those ears! And that tiny little wittle nose! Oh and I'm also in my second year of Highschool here in Piedmont High. It suuucks so far. I envy you so much for not being in highschool right now, I miss middle school!
Hope to hear back from you soon! Mable Pines
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Hi Mabel,
Wow. Ummm…to be honest I didn't really expect to hear back from you so soon. Honestly, I didn't expect to hear back from you at all. But I'm honestly happy to hear back from you. So, bruce. That's the slang we use here in Norrisville by the way. Norrisville um…I guess you could say it's a different kind of town. Really different, actually. Apparently Norrisville has been around for like 800 years. Crazy right? How can a city be around for 800 years? I mean I think that's actually kinda bruce to be honest. Maybe one day, if we don't lose touch after this you can visit. By the way, do you have any tips at all for an upcoming freshman? Or at least warn me on what I should expect?
Can't wait to hear back; Randy Cunningham
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Hi, again Randy!
Wow! Your city is old! That's so cool! I bet they have lots of ruins and mysteries that my brother would love to solve! I bet he would love to visit it some day. Also how different could Norrisville be? I mean there's some pretty weird things out there. Like that guy running around, dressed like a bat. As for Highschool tips? Oh boy. I can tell you right now that freshman year is gonna suck Randy, like majorly suck. Truthfully sophomore year hasn't been much better either. I mean okay its marginally better than freshman year but oh my god, I hate high school so much right now. I can't wait for my sophomore year. As for tips? Hmmm…I'd say stick close to the friends you make and don't let the bullies bother you at all. It might be tough to ignore them, but if you got close friends to back you it'll be no problem! But…uh don't be afraid to fight back every once in a while 'Kay
Lots o' Love; Mabel Pines
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Dear Mabel,
Yeah, my city's pretty old. And I haven't really seen any ruins, from what I understand a lot of the stuff is underneath the city so who knows? And how different? Yeah…I couldn't describe even if I wanted to. And I'd see it's probably a bit weirder than Batman. Also I was afraid you would say that about High school and that does very little to make me even remotely excited to start. But hey thanks for the tips either way, I have a feeling it'll help me for sure.
Thanks for the tips; Randy Cunningham
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Dear Randy,
Now I really wanna visit Norrisville, it sounds like such a cool place! Piedmont is SO boring! There's absolutely NOTHING going on here! Also, I would love to meet Batman one day, even he is a little weird for dressing up like a bat and beating the crap out of criminals every night. And, yeah High school sucks and nothing can really change that, at least until senior year, then you just should get through college. Also, I'm really glad we're pen pals, I'm having a lot of fun, talking with you!
Lots o' love; your friend Mabel.
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Hey again Mabel.
Sweet cheese, I didn't realize that we've been exchanging letters for a whole year now! It doesn't even feel like a year has passed, but honestly, I'm glad we became pen pals. I'm going into high school and well…yeah, I'm not exactly thrilled to be honest. Not sure what I shouldn't expect.
Randy Cunningham
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16 year old Mabel Pines stared at the letter that she received less than a day ago, tapping her pencil thoughtfully, glancing out the window as they drove towards Gravity Falls. For the past year, she and Randy had been exchanging letters as pen pals and honestly, she really did enjoy it! Granted Dipper didn't entirely understand the process, but he seemed curious enough about it. "Hmmm…" Mabel hummed drawing her twin's attention. "Can't figure out what to right"? He asked, albeit jokingly. Mabel stuck her tongue out at him and glanced out the window, noting how the landscape was changing from open valleys to thick forest.
"It's been a year Dip! I love sending letters to Randy! Who knows maybe we'll meet in person one day"! Mabel said excitedly causing Dipper to smile a little bit. "Who knows Mabel? Maybe that day is just around the corner". Dipper said as the car finally entered gravity falls. Mabel spotted a building being constructed. "'De Luna'…Is that some kind of club"? Mabel asked. Dipper followed her gaze and shrugged as the driver took them to the edge of the town towards a large sort of wooden cabin with a big sign that said Mystery Shack. The driver dropped the two teens off with their things and drove off leaving them alone. The two looked at each other. "…This is gonna be a weird summer, I can just tell" … Dipper deadpanned causing Mabel to giggle.
AN: Whew! Welp its done! Been working for a while on this chapter, on and off, thanks to my midterms but those are done so I can focus more on the story ^^