Me: OK! Welcome to my talkshow! Today we'll be talking to some anime guys who are have troubles. Our first person, Inuyasha!
-Inuyasha walks on stage-
Me: Of course we allll know you have women issues, Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Hey!
Me: Seriously, you need to pick or else some thing bad might happen...
Inuyasha: Or else what?
Me: You'll have to deal with tons of fans out to kill you if you pick Kikyo.
Inuyasha: grumbles Isn't it my choice...
Me: NO IT'S NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha: '...'
Me: Ok that's all I have to say, NEXT!!!!
-Sasuke walks up-
Me: Okk... the famous Uchi-whatever!
Sasuke: Where the heck am I!?!
Me: Hmmmm...let's see... -files though papers-
Me: It seems like tons of fan girls brought you here while you were sleeping so that you would admit who you really like.
Sasuke: Well, I can go though the list of people I DISlike...
Sasuke: Sakura's a pain, Naruto an idiot, Lee is creepy, Ino is scary-
ME: OK! We get it...You have extreme emo issues and can't admitt you like the girl in my other story called Kiana. (Look at my other story for further detials)
Sasuke: What!-
Me: Your done, NEXT!!!