My Favorite Things
(sung to "My Favorite Things" from The Sound of Music)
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Raindrops in Ent-beards
And whiskers on wizards
Bright Rings of Power
And boiled orc-gizzards
Black-mantled Nazgûl
Who're owned by their Rings
These are a few of my favorite things.
Hobbits on ponies
And lembas with noodles
Gollum, and Gimli
And oodles and oodles
Of heated discussions
About Balrog wings.
These are a few of my favorite things
Girls in white armor
Who fight in the masses
Mad old Denethor
Who burns into ashes
Rohirrim warriors
Who fight while they sing
These are a few of my favorite things
When the knife bites
When Shelob stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad.
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