Riku + 2 girls = trouble

Lori: ^_^ KONNICHIWA!!

Rei: Hi! This is the first fic me and Lori are gonna do together!

Lori: This is gonna be a humor as it said before ya clicked on the name of our story!

Rei: Hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: We don't own anything. . Wish we owned Riku though…

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It was indeed a nice day. The sun was shining, the children were laughing their giddy laugh….YEA RIGHT! A young girl, about 15 years with short black hair and a right eye of green and a left eye of blue, smirked as she shouldered a sword, about four feet long. A pair of young men, whose clothes were shreds, started to scream as the girl glared dangerously at them. "Now, are you gonna answer me or not?! What did you say about my boobs?!"

"P-please don't hurt us!!!" wailed one of the men. "We'll never say perverted  comments to you high school girls, again!!" The girl's eyes narrowed even more as a wider smirk appeared on her face. Pure malice was glinting in her eyes. The men started screaming like little sissies as the girl readied her sword as if to attack.

"Cut it out will you, Lori?" came a handsome voice. Lori blushed a light shade of red at the sound of the voice. "Riku!!!" she squealed, as she latched herself around the silver haired youth's waist. Scowling, Riku tried to pry the black-haired teen from his waist.

Later, after finally getting Lori off him. "Lori, would you please show a little more self control?" Riku asked Lori.

"Whatever!" she replied, putting on a black jacket over her purple spaghetti strap.

"Let's go meet up with Sora, he has someone to introduce to us." The silver-haired teen told Lori.

"I'm not coming then."

"Why not?"

"Remember last time? When he introduced his new 'friend'?"

~Flashback~

"Hi, guys! Meet my new friend!" Sora called out, as a 14 year old Lori and a 16 year-old Riku walked up to Sora's house. A blonde haired youth, with green eyes and the poorest fashion sense, came out of Sora's house. "This is my friend Yoiha!" Sora introduced them.

Yoiha started wandering in places that only a pervert would look at. 'Slim, long legs…..toned abs……wow…….and……'

"BOOBS!!" Yoiha cried out, as Sora, Riku and Lori went dot-eyed and a small sweatdrop formed in their hair. Lori's eyebrow started to twitch rapidly as Yoiha, sick pervert hands, touched  her in a place all girls' don't want to be touched. "Duck and cover she's gonna blow!!" Sora cried out as he ran into his house and locked the door tightly and placing furniture to keep the door from being knocked down.

"OF ALL THE NERVE!!! WHAT THE HELL GAVE YOU AUTHORITY TO DO THAT?!" Lori started yelling, the flames of hell starting to erupt around her. "YOU SICK, PERVERTED BASTARD!! " she finished and with that she aimed a kick at Yoiha's nether regions. He keeled over, clutching his crotch and tears were forming in his eyes.

~End Flashback~

"Remember?" Lori asked Riku. Riku sighed and nodded. He still remembered that day as if it happened yesterday. He chuckled slightly before saying, "If his new friend is a perv, you can beat him up, if he touches you, and I won't stop you. Okay?"

"Fine." The black haired teen sighed.

"Good. C'mon, let's go." Said Riku starting to walk away in the direction of Sora's house.

"I got a bad feeling about this…" Lori murmured to herself. She shrugged to herself and followed Riku.

~Later~

"I don't remember Sora living so far away…." Groaned Lori. They had been walking nearly an hour in the city and they still weren't at Sora's place. Riku let out a small chuckle. "I don't recall saying we were going to Sora's. We're going to his new friend's house." He told her.

"Why couldn't they just come to my house?" Lori asked.

"That place is far too dangerous."

"Dangerous?!"

"That's right. You rigged the entire place with traps."

Lori let out a scoff. 'So what I rigged the place. They won't activate unless I press a certain button.' She thought angrily.

"I think this is the place." Riku said, stopping in front of a medium sized house.

The walls of the house were painted a light shade of pink and the shingles were a bright red.

Lori followed Riku as he went to the door and knocked on it. A girl about 16-years-old and light gray eyes opened the door. "Oh, hello you must be Sora's friends. Please come in." She greeted them. "I'm Rei."

"I'm Riku and this is--" Riku started.

"No way!! You're Riku?!" Rei said, with starry eyes. "I don't believe it!"

Lori raised an eyebrow at her. 'I don't believe it! Another Riku fanatic!' she thought to herself.

"Whose this? Your little sister?" Rei asked.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" Lori yelled. "Do I seriously look like his sister?!"

"Yes."

Anime-style anger veins started to popped up on Lori's face. "Now, now Lori. Don't get upset." Riku said, sweatdropping.

"Hi, guys…..What the….?" Sora greeted, sweatdropping at the dark aura around Lori. 'Oh, boy….Lori hasn't even been here for a minute and already she's pissed off. This is not good.' Sora thought to himself.

"Alright, let's go inside where it's cool." Rei said happily.

"I'll go get us some drinks." Rei said, and smirked once her back was turned to everyone.

~2 minutes later~

'I don't like that Rei. I get the feeling we aren't gonna get along.' Lori thought to herself as Rei set drinks down for everyone. Lori took her cup and took a large gulp before spitting it out all over Sora. "PICKLE JUICE!?!?" she yelled outraged.

Rei suddenly broke into a fit of giggles and fell over backwards. "YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?!" Lori yelled, as Sora and Riku sweatdropped.

Rei continued to laugh as Lori glared at her. Lori reached into her jean pocket and took out two small balls, painted green and had some writing on it. She smirked slightly and hurled the balls at Rei. They exploded on contact, releasing a grayish powder all over Rei. "What the hell was that supposed to do? Make me sneeze?" said Rei. She gasped as vines and moss started to grow around her and wrapped around her.

"I guess now we can call you swamp-woman Rei!" Lori laughed.

"What was that?" Sora asked Riku.

"Extra fast vine growing powder. She made them the other day." Riku replied, sighing.

The two girls continued to glare at each other. This was going to be a long day…

To be continued

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Lori: So what do you think about my first chapter? Rei will do the second one.

Rei: Tell us what you think, alright?

Rei &Lori: Bye! Till next time!