a/n - Yo, those that know me will know the characters from my main story Bleach Triple Plus ;D

/s/5556193/36/Bleach_Triple_Plus - add just add www(dot)fanfiction(dot)net to the front if your looking for it, or you can stalk my profile and find it there, either way

This is a side filler arc to that, a really cool idea i had which i couldn't integrate into the main storyline, but was so good (in my head) that i had to write it anyway and make it a seperate thing

This is the first part, we'll see how it updates though, expect an update to triple plus within 5 days though as well ;D

Joel walked alone down the Seireitei streets, shaking his head in disbelief at the scene he had witnessed five minutes earlier

Who knew, that the entire 11th Division could piss Moll off enough for her to enter Deathbitch mode and beat up the entirety of them, including Ikkaku and Yumichika all by herself, albeit most of them we're in the hospital already on unrelated injury

"Well" Joel corrected himself mentally "It is Moll we're talking about here; Miss My Endless Rage has no cooldown"

Captain Unohana hadn't even batted an eyelash after it was all over, just faced Moll with her eyes closed

Joel supposed that having to care for the entire 11th for another week or so was punishment enough, on top of Captain Kenpachi putting Moll just under Ichigo on his people I need to fight list

He rounded a corner, still chuckling mentally and crashed into a female shinigami heading the other direction, sending her to the ground

"I'm sorry!" Joel said instantly, moving to help her up

"Wasn't watching where I was going" Joel apologized profusely

The shinigami accepted his hand, and allowed herself to be pulled up

Getting a closer look, Joel realize that he'd knocked over an attractive woman, with long chocolate brown hair, perfect skin and green eyes

Joel shook his head slightly, he had more important things to worry about

"I'm soooo sorry" Joel repeated "Are you hurt….i don't know your name"

"Rana, Rana Miko, 12th division" she replied, flashing a smile at Joel "And I'm fine, thanks for asking"

"Oh damn"

"Anyway, I'm really sorry, I'll be more careful next time" Joel apologized again "Joel Bluzer, 13th"

"I know" Rana said "I don't think there's a Shinigami that doesn't know you"

"Well that's probably true" Joel chuckled nervously "I don't tend to think about it that much"

Joel grinned, then realized that he was even more later for dinner with Nemu

Since Joel's attempts at cooking would of put Mayuri's poisons to shame, and Layne and Moll couldn't cook for him, Nemu had taken over the preparation of Joel's meals lest he starve or poison himself

"Crap, I have to get going, sorry again"

Rana nodded and smiled again and Joel began running off

Joel kept running, Nemu always gave him a pathetic puppy dog look if he was more than ten minutes late

Even though his sense of direction was ranked with Kenpachi's and Yachiru's in terms of just how terrible it was, Joel had run, sometimes sprinting along this particular alley enough times to know he was almost at his quarters, where Nemu waited with food

This time however, there was a very odd addition to the corridor

Several Shinigami stood shoulder to shoulder, blocking his path, with hoods covering their faces

Joel skidded to a stop, sensing something wrong

"Can I help you blokes?"

They all began speaking in a language that Joel couldn't understand for the life of him

"I don't speak fucking gibberish" Joel growled "And you blokes are going to make Nemu get pissed off with me, so either help me understand what I can do for you or I'll be forced to burst through you, Layne style"

"There's no need for you to understand, Lieutenant Bluzer…all you need to do is die"

Joel felt pain, as a zanpakuto pierced through his back, and poked out in between the ribs on his left side

"Isn't that…" Joel thought with alarm, before blacking out and falling to the ground

The person that stabbed him removed their zanpakuto, and motioned for the others to follow him

Nemu never usually worried about Joel, being well aware of his being directionally challenged, and his disregard for punctuality, so she knew he'd always be in the vicinity of ten minutes late

But never half an hour late

Nemu walked out the front door of Joel's place, mentally vowing to give him the baleful staring of a lifetime when she found him

"That sucked" One of the hooded shinigami complained "No fight, no finish, just a blade through a body"

"I am satisfied" Another of them replied "It has been sometime since my zanpakuto has tasted fresh blood"

His voice was deep, and commanding and the first shinigami ceased his complaints

"Anyway, we're done here for now, but you can all rest assured that we will return"

Layne stared at Yoruichi, his eyes narrowed and cool angry radiating through his reiatsu

Yoruichi snipped her scissors and admired her handiwork, smirking

"C'mon Layne, it looks good" Yoruichi insisted, eyeing Layne's brand new haircut, even thought she'd had to tie him to a chair to get him to sit still long enough

"My ears…are cold" Layne countered "What possible reason is there for a haircut when it's snowing outside! In winter, people are supposed to be hairy, it helps keep the heat in"

"So would you prefer it if I didn't shave my legs then?"

"Yes, what! No, you can shave whatever the heck you want, just don't involve me"

"Well, I figure since I cut your hair, you have to help me the next time I shave, and I'm not talking about my legs anymore"

The expression on Layne's face was so priceless that Yoruichi burst out in laughter, and not just some giggles, she fucking howled

"You and Ichigo" she choked out in between laughing and rolling on the floor "Are two of the easiest people to tease, mind you thought, it's not exactly anything you haven't seen before"

Yoruichi rolled over, wagging her eyebrows suggestively at Layne

"Shapeshifting into human form in the middle of my bath doesn't count" Layne replied "Plus I passed out, so I don't remember"

"Don't be like that, I'm sure you enjoyed the view"

"For god's sakes, I'm 17, and tied to a chair, isn't there some law against having these kinds of conversations with people in my situation!"

"So you want to wait until next year huh?"

Layne sighed, realizing that Yoruichi was still teasing

"You got me" Layne said, admitting defeat

Yoruichi laughed and got up to go

"Too easy Layne, going to have to do a lot better than that"

She left

"Oi!" Layne shouted after her "I'm still tied to this damned chair!"

Dropped more references to Triple Plus than i intended too, dammit XD

Either way let me know what you guys think, will be putting more focus on Joel and Moll as characters in this specific one than in Triple Plus