Chapter One
Hey, My name is Mrs. Matthew Moore Hardy. I bet that you are wondering how I became that. Well, I am going to tell you the whole story. I should warn you that it is very long. So let▓s get started.
It all started, when to a WWE Raw Taping. It was being held at the Colonial Center, with some friends of mine from work. We got there about 5:30 that afternoon. Because the show started at 7:00 that night. We wanted to get there early because we wanted to meet The Rock and Shane McMahon. But we meet Amy (aka Lita) I started to talk to her about a job in the WWE. She told me, ⌠That Linda was looking for a girl friend for Jeff Hardy character.■ II told her, ⌠That I was the girl that Linda is looking for. Then she tells me, ⌠That she will talk to Linda and Shane about me.■ I told her, ⌠Okay and where I was sitting at. (third row from the ring side where they come out of)
Later that night, a stagehand came , got me and told me, ⌠That Lita wanted to talk to me.■ So I followed him to the back where Amy was waiting on me. When I got to her, she tells me, ⌠That Linda and Shane wanted to meet and talk to me.■ So I followed her to the office where Linda and Shane was at. All I could think was that I am going to meet the co-owners of the WWE. Amy knocked on the door, someone said, ⌠Cone on in, Amy.■ So we went in. Amy introduce me to Linda and Shane. This is what Amy said, ⌠Linda, Shane, this is the girl that I was telling you about. Her name is Jessica Spires. I told them, ⌠That it is a pleasure to meet them and thank you for meeting me like this.■ Linda told me, ⌠To sit and make myself comfortable.■ Then she asked me some questions about my life and wrestling. Then she asked me if I had any training. I told her, ⌠Everything about my life and what I know about wrestling.■ For her last question I told her, ⌠That I have no training because I never had the money to do that with.■ Linda looked at Shane and asked him, ⌠What he thought about me.■ Shane said, ⌠He thinks that I would do a great job, but I needed to be willing to travel all the time and never really have time for your family or friends.■ I told them, ⌠That I do that already with my job now.■ Then Shane said, ⌠That he needed to talk to his mom about it. And they will get back to me later on tonight.■ Linda told me, ⌠That I could stay backstage until they make up their minds about me.■ I told her that I would just do that.■
So Amy and I left the room, we started to walk towards the lounge where the wrestlers would go to eat or hang out with each other. When we got there, the only person that was there was Paul LИvesque (aka The Game or Triple H). Amy and I walked up to him and she introduce me to him. After that he started to ask questions about me being in the back with all of the ring rats. I told him, ⌠That Linda and Shane are thinking about hiring me to play Jeff Hardy girlfriend.■ He looked at me and says, ⌠That he hopes that they do that.■ Well, by this time is was 8:30, a stagehand came into the lounge to get Amy and me. While we were walking out, I told the stagehand to make sure that Paul does not come near me for the rest of the night.
When we got back to the office where Linda and Shane was waiting on us. The door was open, when they saw us, they told us, ⌠To come on in.■ Then Linda looked at me and told me, ⌠That I could start tonight if I wanted to.■ I answer her by, ⌠Where do I sign and what do I have to do?■ She told me, That I had to stay ion the office, until she can introduce me to Matt and Jeff Hardy.