A/N: I recently read something like this by the author kiiyu-sama called 100 Things that Naruto Does That Pisses Off Sasuke & 100 Things Sasuke Did To Piss Off Naruto. If you have not read these, YOU SHOULD! They are a good laugh. Anyway, here's my attempt with the Hitachiin Twins. Enjoy. ~Aly~
1 - We share the same bed; stop fucking shoving me off.
2 - Stop getting mad when I throw a bucket of water on you for shoving me off.
3 - You're the reason I have back problems.
4 - No, they are NOT from laying on my back all the time while Kyoya pounds me into the mattress.
5 - Shut the fuck up.
6 - Stop using my toothbrush.
7 - Leaving your underwear in the shower isn't attractive.
8 - Calling me a uke doesn't change the fact that I get some and you don't.
9 - Tamaki is not gay.
10 - Hunny-sempai is not in a relationship with Chika.
11 - Putting those crabs in Haruhi's desk wasn't funny.
12 - Spiking my lemonade with vodka wasn't funny either.
13 - Unless you want to have blue balls again.
14 - Stop taking my iPod.
15 - Fucking find yours.
16 - Stop replacing my shampoo with mayonaisse.
17 - We're not getting another goldfish.
18 - Or another turtle.
19 - Arielle is my cat, don't touch her.
20 - FUCKING STOP TOUCHING HER!
21 - If she dies, you'll die too.
22 - Stop mocking me behind my back; Hunny's face always gives it away.
23 - Nekozawa-sempai does not sell drugs.
24 - Don't do drugs.
25 - I'll kill you.
26 - Stealing my cellphone and pretending to be me doesn't amuse Kyoya. Or me.
27 - Make clam chowder again and I'll tell mom you went to Fiji that weekend she told you no.
28 - My closet is not a haven for you to pretend like you're getting some; I'm fucking sleeping.
29 - It's 3 am, Hikaru; stop it.
30 - Don't spoon me; I'm in a relationship now.
31 - Tamaki-sempai does not have threesomes with Kyoya-sempai and I.
32 - Shut up.
33 - Yes, it's my money, I earned it.
34 - How do you think I earned it?
35 - Second thought, don't answer that.
36 - Of course you did.
37 - Stop being a pervert.
38 - I'm getting tired of you stealing my glow in the dark condoms.
39 - What the fuck do you need them for?
40 - The cherry-flavored lube? Yeah, that's yours.
41 - That shirt? The one that says I Like Boys? Yeah, that's Haruhi's dad's, not mine.
42 - Thief.
43 - Haruhi's smarter than you think.
44 - So that means putting itching powder in her costume yesterday was not smart of you.
45 - Yes, she was the one who dyed your blazer neon green; NOT me.
46 - No, Tamaki didn't take your iPod.
47 - You already know what will happen if you take my iPod again.
48 - Do we not have millions? GO BUY A NEW ONE.
49 - So what if grandma bought that one?
50 - Oh yea….
51 - We're not going to France for summer vacation.
52 - Remember what happened last time?
53 - Kyoya is not a pedophile.
54 - He's 17, I'm 16.
55 - Fuck the law.
56 - You're a minor.
57 - If I catch you in that drug house again…
58 - Taking my gym shoes and throwing them in the pool was stupid.
59 - Whining about Tamaki and Haruhi isn't going to make me care more.
60 - Shut the fuck up.
61 - God, I'm going to kill you one of these days; mom and dad won't notice.
62 - Yes, they love me more.
63 - At least I'm passing French. Bitch.
64 - Speaking of which, stop stealing my French homework. Mrs. Jacquelyn is getting suspicious.
65 - I don't recommend taking German. Stop asking.
66 - What did I say about touching Arielle?
67 - Get that tom cat out of here. Now.
68 - Don't make me pimp slap you.
69 - Idaho. Haha, I-da-ho. NOT funny.
70 - Stay out of our parents' liquor cabinet.
71 - I'm tired of taking you off the roof in the morning.
72 - And cleaning up your vomit.
73 - And having to explain why several of mom's European vases have feathers from her Spanish imported pillows in them.
74 - And having to explain what happened to the liquor.
75 - Stop drinking.
76 - Stop hanging out with Nekozawa; he's a bad influence.
77 - Tamaki told me he took you to that gay bar.
78 - Yeah, remember? You came home with no clothes on?
79 - Dumbass.
80 - Haruhi's dad would not find kidnapping Haruhi funny.
81 - Neither would Haruhi.
82 - Shut up about Haruhi.
83 - IDGAF.
84 - Flicking my ear is not a turn on.
85 - Get a boyfriend.
86 - Yeah, pretty sure you're gay.
87 - Do it again and see what happens.
88 - Saying, "Like a boss" doesn't make you one.
89 - You're older by 2 ½ minutes.
90 - You're immature.
91 - Just so you know, merde means shit in French; not elephant. (1AM Cosplay reference)
92 - You suck at French.
93 - I know you dyed Arielle purple.
94 - STOP DYING HER COLORS.
95 - Actually, I believe we've had this discussion.
96 - Stop trying to justify your actions.
97 - Shut the motherfucking shit of hell up.
98 - Sprinkle some concrete in your cereal and harden the fuck up, princess.
99 - No, you pervert, I did NOT mean that.
100 - Prepare to die.
A/N: Sooo… how was it? Tell me what you think! I had a lot of fun with it, as you might be able to tell. haha ~Aly~