This is a collaborated story between me and Insanity75. Yay randomness.

By the way... We don't own Naruto in any way, shape, or form... the only things that we own are the plot of this fanfic, Cass, and Bre.

Bre's almost black hair slipped through Cass' fingers as she braided the black hair with the blue highlights she had just put in. The preparations were going well for the Cosplay convention in town. Their Akatsuki cloaks were set out and ready to go.

As Cass' hair-dye set in, all of the color had already almost disappeared from her hair, making it an almost stark white. While they were doing their hair, they were getting their final bits of inspiration from episodes of Naruto that contained the allusive Akatsuki. They were having great spouts of laughter as Hidan came on to the TV screen with a hysterical burst of insane laughter.

Cass tried out the laugh making it a bit too insane and cursing loudly as Bre started laughing at her.

"Wow, you got the Hidan part down don't ya? You even have mastered his sense of language." Bre mocked playfully.

"Fuck you! You got Konan's sarcasm!" Cass growled back flipping her off grinning widely.

"Do you speak that way in front of your parents? I'm sure they would looooooove it. Now… That was sarcasm."

"Damn it!" she screamed getting pissed. "Wait! Oh shit! Where's the necklace?"

"What necklace? Oh God! Please tell me you didn't lose it already? Also, you might want to tone it down… I think your parents are supposed to be back soon."

"Really? Is it already that late? Wow, I'm getting nervous now. Oh yay! I found it! It's next to the TV and headbands."

"Thank Jashin!" Bre breathed a sigh of relief.

An alarm from a room nearby alerted the girls to fact that the coloring was done for Cass' hair.

"Oh, good. This is starting to itch really bad." Cass hurried to the bathroom getting the water ready.

"Do you need help?" Bre called, not in the mood to get up from her spot on the couch.

"No, I got this! You get everything around that's in there!"

"Which is?"

"Head bands, rings, cloaks, and my Rosario!" A shrill screech came from the bathroom "HOT! HOT! HOT! Owww . . . it got really hot all of a sudden just as I was done." Cass whined walking back in with a towel over her head silver-white hair sticking to her face in random places. "Ah man my chest hurts from the bandaging."

"So glad it's not me." She mocked grabbing the cloaks next to her standing up off the couch, glasses slipping slightly. Cass walked up next to her, grey blue eyes looking into Bre's brown ones.

"Something feel weird to you?"

"Eh, I never really have that sixth sense unless something is about to go horribly wrong… If I do, I'll be sure to warn you about our upcoming death, pain, or humiliation."

"Why is death first? I don't feel comfortable with that being my first option. But seriously something is wrong, like that time I fell through the patio at your house."

"I told you that the boards weren't nailed down before hand, but you didn't listen. Also, so what if I have a slight obsession with death? You've know me for how long and you're just now figuring this out?"

"So what? And hey I'm sorry that I don't want option B to be impossible, let alone option C." Whatever let's go." She says grabbing the Rosario off the top of the TV glancing down and pausing confused. "Um? Bre? I can't move."

"What the hell… Are you trying to screw with me or something?" Bre reaches over and touches Cass' arm. "W—w—what the… I can't move either. Cass… I—I—I'm scared."

"I FUCKING told you! And we'll be fine. We're together. That's the good part. Right?"

Suddenly, before Bre could respond with something negative and pessimistic, the room began to spin. The two were falling together, still, unable to move as they continued their—decent?—into… what? The pair of friends had no idea where they were going, but the colorfulness of their surroundings from the twisted room dispersed with a flash. They hit the ground, Bre letting out a startled yelp, and Cass just flinching.

Bre looked around, and immediately recognized their surroundings. They were in a leafy forest, and they heard the clash of weaponry nearby. Bre, having seen more Naruto than Cass, immediately recognized the place that they were at to be the realm of Naruto. If they were in the land of Naruto, Bre quickly concluded that they were in the outskirts of the area in which Hidan was having his epic battle with Asuma.

"Bre? Are we in an anime?" Cass asked standing up very agitated about not knowing her surroundings.

"Uh… um… uh… Realistically, we can't be… but… honestly… I—I think we are." Bre hadn't yet managed to pick herself up from her spot on the ground. She rolled over onto her stomach. "Dorothy… I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."

"FUCK YEAH!" and then she paused picking Bre up, "Which one?"

"Y—you can't tell? I… um… think we're in Naruto, so it probably isn't in our best interest to be screaming at the top of our lungs, especially since I recognize this area to be the place Hidan and Kakuzu faced Azuma…" Bre paused, looking closely at Cass as she set her down. "U—u—um… Cass? I—I think you're um… changing?"

"Huh? What awesome!" Her eyes twinkling at the thought of Kuzu and his Jashinist "partner" as she yanked the bandages off her chest from under her shirt, "Mmm, Ukes. Wait changing? What do you mean? I don't consider this changing. I was wearing a shirt with a built in bra remember?"

"GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE FUCKING GUTTER!" Bre took a moment to close her eyes and regain some of her composure. "You're eyes… they're um… coppery colored… more orange than copper but… um… yeah… and you're hair… it has black low-lights now... And…" Bre looked closer at her face. "You have… freckles?"

"Wait, really? Badass. You look different too. You're hair's all dark purple and electric blue and longer and in this freakishly long braid that goes down to your knees… reminds me of Cheshire Cat, you're eyes are all green, like emerald-y green, and your almost as pale as me. So we should relocate don't you think before were surrounded and stuff. That would fucking suck ass."

"Uh… I think I'm going into shock… and don't you think that maybe we should… try to find someone to help us? We're dressed as ninja, minus the headbands, and we're obviously not ninja."

"You're right let's go ask the depressed Konoha ninjas or the God complex and Miser. They'll help! Wait the last two actually might… you think so?"

"I think you're delusional. We don't know what's different here, and honestly I think any bit of "information" that we could possibly have could be null. That's a great idea." Bre sighed closing her eyes again. "We're going to die."

The two didn't notice a pair of ninja having made their way into the clearing that the friends were in. They didn't notice until one spoke. "Fuck yeah, you're going to die! Who in the fuck are you calling a damn God Complex?"

"What the fuck do you care you god damn yank- oh my fucking Jashin loves us." Stares at the intruders in awe, particularly the taller one with the mask and money. "Yo."

Bre falls to her knees and proceeds to curl into a ball. "Shut up… Cass… Y—you're going to say something offensive." She pauses and mumbles: "like always."

"HOW THE HELL CAN YOU USE JASHIN'S NAME IN SUCH A FUCKING PROFANE WAY? AND WHY IN THE FUCKING HELL ARE YOU STARING AT THAT GODDAMNED MONEY OBSESSED FREAK, LIKE HE HAS SOMETHING YOU WANT?"

"HOW CAN YOU? Hypocrites go to hell, ass hole Yankee. And I stare at him cause unlike SOME he has intelligence!" and silently adds "Plus he does." Winks at the Miser and grins mischievously.

"There's something wrong with you." Turns to walk away leaving Hidan to his quarrels with the two women.

"Wait Kakuzu… shit… um, I mean Miser?"

Kakuzu throws a kunai that purposely misses and goes right passed Cass' ear. "How do you know me? What village are you from?"

Bre pipes up from her little ball. "We're not ninja. C—can't you rule that out by our lack of weapons, skill, and do you really think we'd have made a gennin mistake like that if we were actually sent after you?" Bre paused, shutting her eyes tightly and she whimpered. "Don't hurt me!"

"Fuck Bre! Shut your damn ass mouth!" points at them "S-rank missing nin." Gestures to each other "Weak ass, well I don't know what, pedestrian thingy."

"You have one foul mouth Blondie, and you, depressing one who gives answers… Bre? Why are you fucking here?"

Bre yelps. "Sorry Cass, but I'm sorry, but they're stronger than you and honestly, I don't think you plan on killing me anytime soon so…" She pauses. "I—I don't know how we got here, or why we're dressed as ninja, it just sort of… happened?" She swallows hard. "I don't want to die by someone else's hand."

"We should bring them to Leader. He'll want to see them, where's Zetsu? The meeting should be starting here soon. Can we trust them while we're "gone"?"

"No, probably fucking not, I don't trust the bitchy blonde, and I think the other one might fucking kill herself."

"Well we could "tie" them up."

"Or just get Zetsu to morph outa a damn ass tree and come get us, taking us to your undisclosed base… yeah." Cass purred matter-of-factly.

"Cass… Please don't say something stupid… P—please?"

"Too late. I said stupid things as soon as I got up this morning."

"Ok… How about this…? SHUT THE FUCK UP BECAUSE HONESTLY, YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE THINGS WORSE THAN WHAT THEY ALREADY ARE! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'M SO STRESSED? I HAVE TO CONSTANTLY GO AROUND DOING DAMAGE CONTROL FOR EVERY OTHER THING YOU SAY!"

"Or you could sit there and let them kill me… but really that would end badly. Mostly for me, being dead and all."

"SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP! FUCK! I'LL SACRIFICE YOU BOTH HERE AND NOW!"

Bre winces, a small whimper of helplessness escaping from her. She cringes away, starting to inch closer and closer to the trees at her back. "Honestly… I think I'd be better off dead. Who would care? It's not like I do anything important anyways…"

"Quite your yelling! Damn! You two need therapy, anger and… otherwise. We should figure something out, cause honestly I don't mind going to the base, it sounds nice. Tie me up if you want see if I care just plan something! You're a ninja aren't you?" Cass snapped sitting on the ground where she was now tired.

"You, berry head, come back here before I drag you back." Kakuzu said calmly agitation showing in his face. "We'll go to the meeting later. Get Zetsu; we need to get them somewhere… else."

Bre stopped moving backwards for the moment, but made no movement to move back in the direction of the Akatsuki members. The only movement that she did make was in an attempt to curl into an even smaller ball, and with her hair longer than it had ever been, she ended up pulling it and yelped in pain, then completely ceased movement. She didn't even attempt to move to put herself out of the pain that her hair was causing her.

Out of their peripheral vision a black and white man with a plant surrounding most of his body rose up out of the ground and moved towards them.

"What? Did someone die that we need to "clean up"? Who are they? They look tasty." The plant man moved even closer towards the girls eyeing them hungrily.

"They're not for you to fucking eat!" Hidan growled.

"We need you to take them to the base. Where's Tobi?"

"Do we look like a taxi service to you? Tobi is at the base."

"No." Cass answered staring at him wide eyed with content joy.

"May we just take a… nibble? An arm will do."

Bre, using the distraction began to inch backwards again, this time trying to make her movements more subtle. She also tried not to wince as she kept backing over her hair, causing more and more pain to her scalp.

"If you're not a taxi I'm not a buffet." Cass shot back glancing back at Bre and promptly pretending not to notice anything. She watched at Hidan snuck up behind her and picked her up throwing her over his right shoulder to move her back.

Bre eeped as her face connected with the metal of the hilt and chain of his scythe. "I—Wh—what?"

"Bad fucking human." Plops her on the ground at Zetsu's feet. "Sit like a good ass fucking kiddie."

"Technically she can't do that. Technically speaking." Zetsu and Kakuzu looked away hiding any emotions not meant to be seen.

"She can't fucking sit?"

Bre attempts to scamper over to where Cass was on the ground.

"NO!" stands in front of her angrily, "Do as your fucking told."

Whimpering, Bre stops as Cass gets up and punches Hidan in the shoulder gently extending a hand to help Bre up. "By the way," cough, virgin, cough, "I meant she can't fuck someone's ass." Eyes him like it was obvious.

"Don't FUCKING touch me! And what the fuck is that supposed to mean? At least I'm not a fucking whore."

"Also a virgin… didn't think anyone actually wanted to know that, but looks like they do."

"Kakuzu, are you sure I can't eat them? What if I only eat one?"

"No eating anyone… no snacking either… unless it's someone else you eat." Kakuzu said lazily.

The blood rushed into Bre's face upon hearing Cass and Hidan's conversation. She looks away from Cass' hand, putting her face in her elbow, attempting to completely hide her face. She mumbles, "Why is this my luck? Can nothing ever go… uneventfully? Why? Why?" Bre attempts to shrivel up into a non-existent speck of dust where no one will notice her.

Cass just ignores her embarrassment and picks her up putting her awkwardly in a good grip. "Let's go, Zetsu. No need to waste time, for time is money, and money is nice." She starts to follow Zetsu as he begins to exit the clearing.