Well, hopefully this is good.
Austria sipped his Earl Grey tea. Despite the Englishman's horrible cooking abilities and endeavors, he had to admit that the United Kingdom's tea was one of the finest he ever tasted. He glanced at his bedroom, plain and Spartan. The only relic of his empire was the gilded closet, looming over the shadowed floor.
He reclined on the oak chair, smiling softly as he enjoyed the peace and the wind drifting through the window. Until, something, so terrible, so painfully loud, burst out of the window, effectively silencing the breeze and Austria nearly dropped his cup.
"Edelweiss, edelweiss," Austria frowned, a hand rubbing the growing crease in his forehead. "Every morning you greet me. Small and bright, clean and white."
Austria forced himself to turn around and seek out the source of such an atrocity. How dare this man make fun of his national flower by singing that song? He saw an easily distinguishable ahoge sticking out of the man's head and snapped, "America! Why are you singing this?" All of his distaste for the song was pumped into the last word of his query. "And why are you here?"
"I'm serenading you, like a hero!" The blond buffoon was beaming brightly, proud of himself for some inexplicable reason, "This is your national anthem, right? I heard it from 'The Sound of Music!'"
"NO! You idiot! THAT'S NOT MY ANTHEM!" Austria inhaled and shouted. That horrible musical. Anyone that had a basic amount of common sense would know that wasn't his anthem. Well, this was America.
Well... many people have an assumption that Edelweiss, from the Sound of Music is Austria's national anthem. I thought so too, before I decided to search 'Austria' on wikipedia. The actual current anthem is Land der Berge, Land am Strome. Before the German occupation of Austria, it was Seo gesegnet ohne Ende. So I thought that this would be funny.
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