Title: Operation: Distraction!

Summary: Uh-oh. Sweets strike back and endangers Honey's health! It's time to take a more effective solution, and what better solution could there be than Love? What crazy stunts will the host club pull-off this time to make it a success? shounen-ai

Rating: T for shounen-ai…..sort off anyway……

AN: Ok, so I've been through the first week of school. (boooooo) sigh. I don't know if this school year will be a gift or a curse (some teachers and subjects are just plain torture!) so, here are some thins to expect on his story:

a) updating dates will be indefinite (that comes along with the school curse.) but I'll try to sneak in an update heheheh.

b) it contains a few shots of drama.

c) writing may no be that good or I'm not confident enough. (so I'll need reviews!!)

d) two ocs is present.

I think that's all. To the story!!!

Chapt. 1. The Big Uh-Oh.

It was like any other day in the Ouran High School Academy. Deep within the campus, a certain room with a sign that says 'third music room' was filled with expectant ladies ranging from freshmen to seniors, like they do everyday. 4 men (and a woman) dressed in the late 1700s togs entertained their guests, engaging them in a nice conversation or offering them flattering words that send the women steaming red in ecstasy. It was their job, after all, to make women happy. That's the main reason why they are called the host club.

However, a few women didn't seem to be fully pleased and popped up the question of the day. "Where's Honey and Mori?"

"Hime, Honey and Mori-senpai had some private business to attend to this afternoon. So I, Suoh Tamaki, am rather pleased and would be more than happy to accompany you beautiful ladies for some tea," a blonde sophomore flattered, giving them the most charming smile he could muster. It worked like magic. The ladies completely forgot about the missing seniors and blushed furiously a the gorgeous violet-eyed man.

That's Tamaki 'prince' Suoh for you. Haruhi chuckled and returned her attention to her own guests.

"So, Haruhi-san, what do you think is that 'business' Honey and Mori-kun had to attend?" a lady inquired, frowning. She was Mori's most frequent guest and his disappearing act was obviously a disappointment.

"Well, honestly, I don't have the slightest idea. But I'm sure Mori-senpai will be back soon. Maybe tomorrow, and might answer your questions himself. Here," she said, giving the woman a cup of warm tea. "It's difficult for me to see people sad so I hope I can make you feel better. You see, it reminds me of my dad when mom left." The ladies gave faint squeals of joy. Eheheheh……I wonder where Honey and Mori-senpai went. I hope they come back soon.

"Haruhi-san, do you like stuffed toys?"

"Ummm…..not in general."

"What about sweets?"

"I'm sorry, but no, I don't."

Hints of disappointment flashed through their eyes. Really soon, she added mentally. Hmmm….how would Kyouya-senpai react to today's earnings……

The door opened and Mori appeared in the doorway. "Excuse me."

"Ah. Takashi Mori-kun, it's nice of you o come here on Mitsukuni's parent's behalf," a man behind the desk said, leaning back on his chair. "Please, do sit down."

Mori seated himself in one of the chairs in front of the desk looking placid as always. On top of the table stood the man's nameplate. 'Hiroshi Kagami, dentist.' "How's Mitsukuni's examination?"

"My nurse took I since I was out last week. The result's on her table. Ah, here it is." He took a brown envelope from another table, took out the sheet of paper, and began reading. Mori noticed his brow furrow, revealing several lines on his forehead.

The host cleared his throat to remind of his presence. "How's it, Mr. Dentist?"

Kagami shook his head. "Not so good. It's actually serious, Mori-kun. You see," he paused to remove his glasses. "Your cousin's rave for sweets is going a bit overboard. He's got a few cavities on the back portion of his teeth and it seems to be affecting his gums."

"But he brushes his teeth."

"There are some places that tooth brushes may not reach. The spaces in between your teeth for example. Don't worry, Mori-kun. It's still in early stages, but this could lead to severe gum infection."

"It can be treated?"

"Yes, that's the good news. There's a solution." He took out a candy from his drawer. "While it's still early, Mitsukuni will have to give up his sweets, brush his teeth carefully and floss after every meal. Mouth wash would be recommended too."

Mori took it all in, glancing at his cousin behind the window that showed the waiting area. It was the worst of news. Taking sweets away from Honey would mean breaking his heart. He had done it once before and once was enough. The little blonde turned the pages of some cake magazine, looking quite happy. "Is this the only solution?" he asked, not taking his eyes off Honey.

"Yes, it is, I'm sorry to say, Mori-kun. I know how much Mitsukuni loves his sweets."

"I see." Mori stood up, face undisturbed. "Thank you for your time."

The door clicked when Mori left the room. Kagami watched as the two left, popping the candy into his mouth. Honey skipped along side his cousin, not knowing what was going on. "Tsk, bother. I hate it when I have to be the one to break the bad news."

The two hosts returned to the host club 'headquarters' half an hour before closing time. It was enough time to entertain a few lucky guests who had been faithfully waiting for them. Honey automatically helped himself to a large slice of mango cream cake the moment he got there.

Mori sipped his tea, ignoring the ladies' rambling around him, wondering how he'll make Honey give up sweets. It's not exactly an easy thing to do. Thinking about it hurt. He had absolutely no idea how to do it without breaking his heart and make Honey hate him again.

"Mori-kun, I'm so glad you're back." A lady gushed. "You're still the best for me. Even Tamaki-kun is nothing compared to you."

For once he was actually listening to his guest. That's it. Just because he couldn't hink up of a plan doesn't mean the others can't either. Maybe he won't do it alone….not this time…..

The day ended, eventually, with a few broken hearts. The ladies were asked to leave by the natural way of closing—force. Mori looked at the men looking dead tired from the busy day. Kyouya was busy tapping the numbers on his calculator (he trusts his instincts not to disturb.) Tamaki was lying on the couch looking—for once—tired and so unenergetic after handling 50 percent of Honey and Mori's supposed-to-be-clients; the twins were also sitting on the couch with bored expressions (probably thinking of another prank); and Haruhi, sitting all by herself scribbling something for homework.

He went for the most approachable person around, heading toward Haruhi. Duh. "Haruhi."

The woman looked up from her textbook. "Hmm? Mori-senpai?" The fact that he was actually talking to her out of will was a little fishy. She could even count the times they had exchanged words after she became an official member of the host club. And most of it were only one-syllable words! "Mori-senpai, is something wrong?"

There was a long pause before he finally spoke up. "Haruhi, I need your help."

Yehey chappie one is finished!! Thanks for actually taking the time to read it. I want to know what you think, whatever it may be. Any review will make my day…..

--Genasyz—

Disclaimer: I do not own the wonderful anime called Ouran High School Host Club. My list of reason is too long, sorry.

PlEaSe ReViEw!!!! (call me pathetic, but I really need it, especially since school started. sniff. )