FANFIC—What was that?
What did Sonny and Chad say to each other on Gotcha! backstage? Find out in What Was That? Oneshot, Major Channy!
"We'll say it at the same time" said Sonny. "1" she waited. O, god she's ho—Why is she looking at me? O! I'm supposed to actually SAY SOMETHING. Umm… what comes after… wow, she's cute when she impatient. Okay. She said 1 so I should say—
"2" Sonny added. She giggled. This was making her nervous. Not wanting to seem like a total idiot, Chad replied "uhh… yeah, I was gonna say that."
"Right." Sonny said. Gosh, did I say 2 too soon? I hope not. Wow, time moves fast when you're with someone you REALLY, REALLY like. Wow. Chad Dillon Cooper. W.O.W. She took a deep breath. "3."
"I really, really, really like you"
"Will you marry me" Woah, Did I just say that!? Really? CDC does not make stupid mistakes because he's caught up in the moment… or in someone's eyes… not even if those eyes are perfect and belong to Sonny Munroe. Perfect, cute, Sonny Munroe. Stupid cute.
"WHAT!?" Gasped Sony.
"What?" Replied Chad. Keeping it cool, Chad, keeping it cool.
"What did you just say?"
Chad mumbled something incoherent.
"What was that?"
"I SAID… um…" Chad was nervous. There was no way he was going to admit that he had asked her to marry him! I mean, come on, where the heck did that come from?
"I said… You are… scary… to me." DANG! Did he just say that? That was totally not what he had meant to say. Well, he wasn't really sure what he DID mean to say, but it sure as heck didn't have THAT connotation!
Sonny looked at him with tears in her eyes. "O." Was all she could say. (A/N: I actually wasn't going to make him do that…you, know, insult Sonny. But, oops! It just sort of flowed out f my fingers, so, yeah.) Sonny ran out of the building and to her car. What was that? I thought we were meant for each other! He was so… so… perfect! I guess I was wrong. He doesn't want me. Sonny sobbed, the tears obscuring her vision. Suddenly, her car jerked to the right, off of the road. She hit her head on the dash and all was black.
"Sonny!" Called Chad, chasing after her. "Wait, that's not what I meant! Sonny!" He followed her in his car. When she hit the ice and skidded off the road, he slammed on the breaks and stumbled down the hill on the said of the road. "Sonny!" He yelled. "Sonny! Are you okay? SONNY!" He whipped out his phone and dialed 911.
"Hello, 911 emergency, who do you need to contact?"
"Uhhh… the paramedics?"
"Sir, how old are you?"
"16. Does it matter?"
"You could be prank calling us."
"I'm not! Please, I need the paramedics!"
"Why?"
I can't believe this woman! Can't she tell that Sonny's in dire need of medical attention!
"Listen up, ma'am. I am CHAD DILLON COOPER, and my dear friend, SONNY MUNROE, has just been in a car accident. NOW, are you going to HELP us, or NOT!?
There was silence on the other line. Then a new woman spoke up. "One moment, sir. Please excuse Sophie, she's new, and not very bright. Where, are you, so we can get an emergency unit to you right away?"
"Umm… I 405. Exit…. Thirty eight."(A/N: I'm actually pretty sure that exit 38 off of 405 is in my wonderful state of WA, but, like, too bad, at least 405 runs through Hollywood. I Yahoo! Mapped it.)
"Alright. And what is the problem?"
"WELL. LET'S SEE. MY DEAR FRIEND, SONNY MUNROE, SEEMS TO HAVE EEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT, AND IS TRAPPED IN HER CARE. WHATDO YOU THINK THE PROBLEM IS!?!?!?!?!"
"Sir, there is no need to yell. We will send a paramedic right away. Now, the nearest vehicle is about… 45 minutes away. Have a nice day."
Chad was speechless. Have a nice day. It sounded mocking. His Sonny was hurt, he couldn't do anything about it, and help was 45 FREAKIN' minutes away, and she said HAVE A NICE DAY!
He sat by the driver's side window of the dilapidated car and whispered to
Sonny.
"Hey there sonshine. I'm right here. Don't worry, there's help coming. You'll be fine. Don't worry." H spoke to her gently for the entire 45 minute wait. When he finally heard sirens, he sighed with relief.
"We got a call that there has been a car accident. What happened?"
"I DON'T KNOW, JUST HELP HER, WILL YOU!?" Yelled Chad. He was getting a bit fed up with all these people stalling when his Sonny needed help.
The paramedic looked hurt. "Alright, alright," He said. "Sheesh, no need to yell."
Chad was speechless. The paramedics managed to get Sonny out of her car and onto a gurney. They shoved her into the back, and drove away, asking Chad to follow them in his car. It was only until then that he noticed it.
The ambulance wasn't red.
It was black.
Like a hearse.
DUN DUN DUN! OOOO, Cliff-hanger. But this is a one-shot. Oh well, I guess that just means I end with suspense, like good authors do. Review, or the evil clutter-muffins of HSM will come to eat your carrots!!!!!
(Yes, I'm odd, have you noticed? Chlo-chlo and I have managed to scare away all of our friends but 1! We're working on Jeni.)
