I was reading a really awful Mary- Sue loving Lord of the Flies story called "A Flamingo in a Flock of Pigeons" and this just kind of hit me. Another story that inspired me was a HP one called "Hoggy Warty Hogwarts" by frozen bacon.

It is in fact another parody, but this will be a stand alone, multi- chapter story.

I may post the first chapter in Attack of the Mary- Sues, but I'm not too sure. Hmm, decisions, decisions…

I will need your input on that decision.

This story will follow four girls, who I actually created as serious OC's, but I have decided to sacrifice them for the sake of "The Cause", and hopefully you can guess what "The Cause" is by now, who come Marauder era Hogwarts, and make three young boys fall in love with them. The other one is a slut who just steals girl's boyfriends.

I looked up and realized how long that last sentence was.

But I guess that I did change all of the girl's names, so I can use them if I ever want to write a serious story.

Disclaimer time!

Sirius: If KBKB723 really owned me, I would be alive and we would be married and have four cute little children who just stayed 5 and cute forever.

Oh, yeah.

A Flamingo in a Flock of Pigeons

Sophie Benartonilianai (Ben- art- toe- nil- lia- an- i- e- ya) had short, straight, light blonde hair that came down to about her shoulders. Her bright green eyes shone out from under her long, dark hair, and looked as if they could break your heart.

Her eyes were dark, however, when she thought of her ϋber angsty past.

She was wearing a long and flowing short little sun dress that was a halter top spaghetti strap sweetheart neckline on top, and long and flowing and short and tight on the bottom.

She walked into the compartment of four boys who I really don't feel like describing or writing their names, but I'm sure that you can guess who they are.

She looked over at her cousin James. She really couldn't wait until her friends got here.

Suddenly, the door opened, and three girls walked in.

The first one, Chenoah Walters, had long, curly brown hair that reached her mid- back, which was just past her shoulders and above her but, in case you didn't know where your mid- back was.

Her skin had a nice tan to it, and yet it wasn't too dark.

Her dark brown eyes had a deep feeling to them, almost as if they had seen a thousand deaths.

The other tall girl had bright, orangey red hair, which was curly and fell to her mid- back, or, just above her waist, if you still can't figure out where your mid- back is.

Her bright blue- green eyes had a wonderful glow to them, and a spark of mischief buried deep inside of them.

She had remarkably tan skin for someone with red hair, and her freckles did not distract from her beauty at all.

The last girl was shorter and shyer than the other two, but was still remarkably beautiful.

She had skin so pale that she was almost transparent, and her eyes were black. She looked like a puppy that had been kicked too much.

Her long, shoulder length hair was tied back in a low pony tail, except for a few strands that framed her beautiful porcelain face.

"Hi everyone! I'm Chenoah Walters, the red head is Sally Gibbson, and the short quiet girl who you'll probably never hear speak is May. we don't really have a last name for her, yet."

"Well, why don't you take a seat, and we'll get to know each other a bit better." Said Remus. He looked at the poor girl, May, who didn't even have a last name. The poor thing.

"I'm Sirius Black" started Sirius very seriously. (pun intended)

"No, you're not seriously black! You're, like, whiter than me! And I have red hair!" said Sally, who was already a bit confused with all the excitement that was going on.

"No, Sally, my name is Sirius" said Sirius. He was already beging to wonder if there was something wrong with this girl.

"Oh, that's nice that your parent gave you a name that is serious. I mean, my parents kind of gave me goofy name. So, what is your name?" said airhead Sally.

"No, Sally. His actual name is Sirius." Said Sophie.

"I know, he's got a serious name! I'm not an idiot!" yelled Sally

"You know what, why don't you call me Padfoot instead." Said Sirius.

"But I thought your name was serious! Pedal foot is such a stupid name!" Said Sally, who, believe it or not, was even more confused than she was before.

"you know what, why don't you tell us your name." said Chenoah to Remus.

"Umm, well, my name is Remus Lupin, but you can call me Moony." Said Remus, praying that Sally wouldn't get any more confused or stupid than she already was.

"Hey, Lupine means wolf or dog in Latin, and in ancient Rome, Remus a man that was raised by a wolf. Are you, like, a werewolf, because that would be kind of funny since your first name is, like, all about wolves and your last name in about the moon and stuff." said Sally, in a light, airy, and carefree voice.

All four boys shared a worried glance. If that ditz could figure out what Remus was, how long was it going to be until everyone else did? Or what if everyone else already knew what Remus was? What would they do then?

Chenoah noticed their worried glances, but thought that they were worried about Sally's mental well being, for which she couldn't blame them. Actually, Chenoah was also getting a bit worried about Sally. First she couldn't figure out Sirius's name and now this? What if something was seriously wrong with her?

"Umm, Sally, that is completely ridiculous. Remus is not a werewolf. They would never allow a werewolf to go to Hogwarts." Said Sophie, who was also a bit worried about Sally's mental state.

"Well, maybe they're just keeping it a secret, and hide him in a tunnel or something every full moon." Said Sally in a bit of a snooty voice.

Sirius was still amazed that someone so incredibly stupid could figure out part of their secret in less than ten minutes. He was also wondering if she would be stupid enough to have sex with him in a broom closet on the first day. Her stupidity didn't manage to detract from her hotness.

"Sally, Remus is not a werewolf, okay. End of discussion." Said Chenoah, she then whispered "I'm really sorry about her" to Remus and Sirius.

"Well, I'm Peter and-"

"Sorry, you're not hot enough to continue."

"My name is James Potter, and Sophie is my favorite cousin." Said James while putting his arm around Sophie. He would kill anyone who came too close to her.

"So, what about you girls?"

"Well, you already know our names, but once again, I'm Chenoah, and I am a star in the making."

"Wait, so you're like a huge ball of gas being pulled together by the forces of gravity?" just take a wild guess at who said that.

"No, Sally, I'm more like a flamingo in a flock of pigeons." Said Chenoah

"So, you, umm, smell like rotting fish and the rest of us just, like, poop everywhere?"

Yep, thought Sirius, definitely stupid enough to sleep with me.

Preview of next chapter:

"No, I believe in abstinence!"

"It's not sex if you use a condom!"

"Well, OKAY!"

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