You are about to enter the courtroom of Judge Judith Sheindlin. The people are real, the cases are real, the rulings are final. This is her courtroom. This is Judge Judy.
"Uchiha vs. Uzumaki. Step forward please." Officer Byrd said with a strained expression on his face like he was severely constipated and letting lil goobers roll out his butthole in his Huggies pull-ups.
Sasuke Barbara-Anne Uchiha walked up to the stand. He was wearing his finest baby pink teddy with feather trimmings and fish-net stockings and kitten heels. Naruto Thelma Uzumaki was only wearing a thong and nipple pasties. The nigga wasn't even wearing socks. He preferred cocks.
Judge Judy entered the room, her black robe flowing around her as she ascended from the firey depths of the men's section at Kohl's. She lifted up the gown to show that she was wearing a brown corset, a crotchless thong, thigh high stockings, and ten inch stripper heels that even Courtney Stodden would be ashamed to wear. The whole courtroom immediately started projectile vomiting everywhere. Judy then turned around and spread her bumpy buttcheeks that had the same texture as a Nestlé Crunch bar and started twerking. People were screaming like they were actors in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and they rushed out the mothafuckin door.
"Okay, so Mr. Coochie-ha - according to these stupid-ass papers you're suing the piece of shit defendant for $5,000 because he used your toilet and forgot to flush." Judge Judy said as she ate bird seed out of a mug. She crunched heavily on the hard kearnels- it made her old ass jaw pop like Mary Poppin's collar. "And Mr. Ooh-zoo-monkey, your stupid Kraft macaroni and cheese-headed anus says that it wasn't your fecal pellet inside the toilet."
Naruto gave an ethusiastic thumbs up and farted as he said, "That's correct, sir. He always gets his thong in his prostate whenever I annihilate him at a game of Eels and Escalators so I throrougly believe he planted the boo-boo as a form of revenge."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU WORM!" Judge Judy screamed so loud that her dentures flew out of her mouth and impaled itself on one of the spikes in Naruto's hair.