Bunghole
DISCLAIMER: I don't own LoK and I don't own Jackass
Evelin: OK, so I decided to write this little fic after seeing 'Jackass' on Mtv…So this will be sick, mind you!
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Chapter 1
Milk Shake
Raziel: Milkshake making contest! Kain, drink!
Kain: No way!
Raziel: I don't have a mouth, so drink!
Kain: Dammit! *drink's the milk with liquidized banana and shakes him self* …Blaaaruuggh!!! *barfs it out*
Moebius: Augh…*drink's and shakes* Blaaaruuggh!!! *barfs*
Umah: *does the same as the others and stick's her fingers in her mouth to complete the 'milkshake'*
Kain: They learned this in modeling class, eh Umah?
Umah: *barf* Go *barf**barf* fuck yourself!
Moebius: *look's like he cannot go on*
Raziel: C'mon Moebius, you can do it! Look at Kain! *Kain start's to barf into the class and Raziel makes him drink the milk while he's barfing and he gets barf on his arm*
Everyone is now barfing.
Raziel *with an umbrella*: Hey, Mortanius, you have some puke on your…*point's to his shoulder*
Raziel: OK, time's up! *zoom in of the barf in the classes*
Contestants: *they start running towards him with their barf-filled mouths*
Raziel: Noooo!!! *run's*
Next chapter, 'Insult Pillow Fighting'