"Drakken Got Run Over by a Reindeer - Remix"
By: Eoraptor
AN: "Grandma got run over by a reindeer" is copyright by Elmo Publishing, all rights reserved. Kim Possible is property The Walt Disney Company 2002-2007. This item is not-for profit and solely for the enjoyment of the fanfiction audience.
I'm removing the old version, which was badly formatted, and posting this new remix edition of my 2007 holiday fic
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Drakken got run over by a reindeer,
Walking home from the caper Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as justice,
But as for me and Kimberly, we believe…
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He'd been drinking too much egg-nog,
And Shego begged him not to go!
But he'd forgot his indexed card rants,
So he stumbled out the door into the snow…
When they found him Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
There were hoof prints on his forehead…
And incriminating Clause-marks on his back!
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Now, we're all so proud of Shego,
She's been taking this so well…
See her in there watching Snowman Hank,
Drinking beer and playing cards with that henchman, Frank…
Now, it's not Christmas without Drakken,
All the henchmen 'r dressed in black!
And we just can't help but wonder,
Should we open up his gifts or send them back?!
(send them back!)
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Now the goose is on the table,
And the pudding made of fig
And a blue and silver candle
That would have just have matched the tint in Drakken's skin!
Now I've warned all my friends and neighbors,
Better watch out for yourselves!
They should never give a license,
To DNAmy, who drives a sleigh and designs elves!
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