Honey Boo Boos Magic Ride
Honeys 18th birthday is today. So her parents decide to throw her an extravagant party complete with a dying pony petting Zoo and Psy doing Gangnam Style until he dies of heart palpitations. His death is very unfortunate, but Honey goes on despite her , the sexiest beast she had ever seen shows up, strutting around in his footsie pajamas and holding a giant teddy bear. "Damn!" Honey exclaims. He struts up to her swinging his hips and showcasing his fantastic shaved legs.
Immediately they are kindred spirits, and can read each other's minds. He hears in his mind Honey say, "Damn I wanna fuck that bitch." So they go into her room and snort a bunch of cocaine from McDonalds and get higher than fuck. Then she turns on some heavy metal music and decides to show him what she can do. And then he pulled out a chain and they started playing with it. He chained her up, so she couldn't move, and gagged her as well. He kissed her roughly, and she felt the breath sucked out of her. The heat was building inside the both of the them rapidly. The music started skipping but both were so wrapped up that they didn't care. Honey slowly took him into her mouth, and the prince was hot. Then the lights suddenly went out and honey screamed, falling backwards onto her back. The attractive man whore stared at her wondering what she was doing on the ground. "Oh, so that's how you want to do it," he said, and took the opportunity to thrust into her. HARD. She screamed and this time it wasn't from the lights.
Then the door opened and a young couple walked in, holding hands. They looked up in shock when they saw honey and the guy, and then slowly backed out of the room.
"I'm sorry, I didn't realize the room was occupied," one of them said. Then, "Honey! Oh my god! You stupid son of a bitch! How dare you cheat on me!" The man was absolutely livid. As he moved into the light she could see his face, Zac Efron stood in the doorway ready to rip Honey limb from limb. "How could you cheat on me?!" Honey struggled to spit out an answer, because of all the other things in her mouth.
"I'm sorry Zac baby!" Tears streamed down her face, covered in bodily fluids. The other man just laid on the bed, still hard as a rock. He began to speak. "Why don't you just join us, and your little girlfriend." Zac's face lit up. "Harry Styles!" Zac exclaimed. "Get into this bed Selena!" Zac's girlfriend Selena Gomez entered the bed with Zac and a massive four way ensued.
Honey did Zac. Zac did Selena. Selena did Harry. Harry did Zac. And Selena did Honey. Fluids spurted everywhere and they all screamed with joy. Honey couldn't be happier. Honey loved Harry and Zac's ding dongs inside her. She screamed each time they rammed themselves into her.
Selena felt left out. She went into full out rage mode. She pulled out a samurai sword and plunged it into Honeys chest. She fell of the bed and the music finally stopped. Harry and Zac began doing Selena hardcore.
Two minutes and fourteen seconds later they were done and they high five each other on the way out of the bedroom. Honey laid there in a heap. Her blood stained the floor. Then she stood up ... she became a zombie.
To be continued...