A.N.: A random idea I had while riding the bus one day. This is what happens when you spend 90 minutes everyday riding the bus. (Not at once. 45 in the morning and 45 after school) Pretty weird, and possibly insulting to other... small people. CoughGraceCough Anyway...
Dedication: This is dedicated to my friend Jenn... Because I was too cheap to get most of my friends christmas gifts.
Disclaimer: No, I don't own FMA. If I did, RoyxEd would totally be cannon! But I don't... Sniffle So no cannon RoyxEd...
Beans
Ed and Roy were eating beans and toast, because neither of them can cook. At least, Roy was eating beans and toast... Ed was just eating toast. Faking being insulted (He had spent a whole minute making those in the microwave, dammit!), Roy pointed to the beans left untouched on Ed's plate. "What, you're not eating my cooking?! Afraid it might be cannibalism?" But Ed continued to nibble on his toast, his fury somehow contained. (Yay for Ed!) After a pause, during which Roy gaped at Ed -his spoon halfway to his mouth- because he hadn't spazzed out when Roy commented on his height (Or lack thereof), Ed spoke up. "You know, if you keep eating those, you might turn into a bean one of these days." Then he calmly finished his toast. "Well, there's no problem for you, then. You already are one." Roy countered, with still no apparent outrage from the blonde midget sitting across from him. He then watched -with his trademark smirk plastered on his face- as Ed scooped up a bean, brought it up to his mouth, and...
Flicked it at Roy's face.
And then another...
And then another...
And that it how Roy ended up covered in beans. (Though he didn't seem to mind a certain bean that was currently attached to his mouth...)
A.N.: I know, it was bad. But please review anyway, because it makes me feel special! Hehe...