Merlin had just been sitting at the side of the feast when he saw a person he did not recognize. He thought maybe they looked a little bit shady so he went up to them and put his hands on his hips, adjusting his neckerchief ever-so slightly.
"Wyd m8?" Merlin asked, briefly sticking one finger up his nose.
"Idk I just am looking to KILL PRINCE ARTHUR!"
Merlin gasped. He could not believe what he was hearing. "Y would u do that m9 that's not a cool thing to do. Plz don't do dat plz."
"U CANNOT STOP ME!" He yelled loudly, punching merlin's finger right out of his nose. He took off running towards Arthur and then threw a knife at his face. Luckily Merlin used his magic and turned it around so it would not hit Arthur. It instead hit the shady guy who got hit right in the eyeball and exploded on impact.
Nobody noticed this except for Gaius who came up to Merlin right away, his one eyebrow raised as it always was. He dragged Merlin out of the room and took him down the hallway, then went up close to his ear and whispered into it.
"Merlin I know dat dude dat u explodeded!" He whispered shouted. "It was this guy frum many yeerz ago ad he is part of the KILL ALL ROYALTY society he must have been here to kill ALL ROYALTY!"
Merlin gasped. "Yes Uther that is wut he telled me b4. He says that he want kill Arthur so I stopped him and blowed him up."
"O ok good then but more wil b coming u better go warn de others b4 is too late. Btw I am Gaius not Uther dummy dum dum"
"Ok will go now and tell Arthur and sorry u both look the same like super old and stuff so ok bye now dued u my fav m80 EVER."
Merlin waddled upstairs and went into arthur's room, where he was now in there because the feast had ended while Gaius and Merlin was talking and he was getting ready for bed. He was not wearing a shirt and u could see his hot, fatty, muscle-less body clear in da moonlite.
"ARTHUR I THINK PPLS IS COME 2 KILL U!" Merlin cried out, not hesitating before speaking.
Arthur gasped. "O NO" he sayd "WUT DO WE DO?!"
"Idk. Nothing?"
"ok."
And so they sat down on the bed, doing nothing but staring at the wall in silence.
Meanwhile, Gaius had gone to tell Uther about the KILL ALL ROYALTY SOCIETY.
Uther gasped when he heard Gaius's news. He could not believe his very ears at the fact that there was ppl out to KILL ALL ROYALTY!
"Then there is only one thing we can do," Uther said intelligently. "We must kill everyone in the village!"
"No!" Gains cried. "You can't do that, you idiot highness."
"W/e m8. I'm king I can do what I want. KNIGHTS! KILL AL CITIZEDNS!"
Gaius cried out as the Knights went into the city and starts to kill all of the citizens.