Ore-sama: Today, Seto and Joey are my beeyotches! Here are a bunch of stories about Seto's and Joey's married life! Also, the joke about Seto Kaiba's smile shall be abbreviated into a dead puppy count instead of a full dialogue every single time he smiles. That's what I told myself, and then I said to a friend "Do you think I should do a dead puppy count or an actual dialogue for every dead puppy? I should do the dialogue? Thanks, that helped me settle it."

Warning: Bad humor, old jokes, shonen-ai, and tame-ish fangirl fantasies(No lemons. I'm trying to stay within the site rules, even if they are somewhat ridiculous.)! Also, this can stand on its own, but if you want the story of how Seto and Joey got married, please read The Happiest Day of Seto Kaiba's Life. There are extremely obvious song parodies in this.

Disclaimer: I own nothing! If I did, Yugioh would've had this song in at least one episode: /watch?v=okqEVeNqBhc (It's on youtube)

Chapter 1- Seto tries to have a sense of humor.

"Honey, I'm home!" Seto Kaiba called out.
"Hey, Seto! Welcome home!" Joey grinned. Seto smiled at his husband.

The screams of an extremely American villain rang throughout America.
"Nooooo! My puppy died... In America!" Bandit Keith cried.

"So, how did the business meeting go?" Joey asked.
"Pretty well. I tried that 'having a sense of humor' thing you spoke of. It went over surprisingly well." Seto sighed.
"What did you do?"
"I rickrolled the business partners. Apparently some of them are happy with my taste."
Joey burst into laughter. "Honey, that wasn't what I meant when I said to try to have a sense of humor, but that's still pretty funny!"
"Well, could you make dinner tonight? I'm exhausted." Seto requested.
"Okay, babe. I'll start in just a minute." Joey said, then he kissed Seto. Seto responded with a lot more enthusiasm than Joey expected, knocking Joey backwards.
"Mmm... Mmm!" Joey moaned.
"Geez, would you two get a room?" Mokuba snapped.
"Shut up, Mokuba! Get out, or I'll eat your bunny and squash your tarantula!" Seto replied. To say he was annoyed would be the understatement of the millennium. Nobody interrupted him when he was having his time with his puppy.
"But Seto-!" Mokuba started, but he realized it was futile "You know what!? Whatever!" He yelled, then proceeded to stomp away.
"Nyeh? Is he PMS-ing or somethin'?" Joey asked.
"Could be."
"Well, I'm gonna go make dinner now."
"Okay."

"Hey, Mokuba." Joey said calmly. He had decided to bring Mokuba's food up directly to his room. Joey did feel pity for the poor kid- he knew very well what it was like to be on the wrong end of Seto's temper.
"What do you want?" Mokuba snapped.
"Come on, kid, ya gotta eat." Joey replied, letting himself into Mokuba's room.
"Oh. Thanks..." Mokuba sighed.
"So, what's eatin' at you?" Joey asked.
"Ever since you got married to my big brother, he spends even less time with me than he did before! I'm not mad at you, it's just..." Mokuba trailed off.
"Mokuba, Seto really does love you. He's just forced to say heartless things by raving fangirls. I'll try to talk him into spending more time with you, though." Joey smiled at the grateful look on Mokuba's face.
"Thanks Joey!" Mokuba grinned widely.
"Well, I'm off. Bring the plate downstairs when you're done." Joey stood up and left the room, closing the door behind himself.

"Hey, Seto." Joey said as he came down the stairs.
"So? What did Mokuba say?" Seto asked. Just as Joey said, Seto really did care for Mokuba, somewhere very deep inside. Somewhere very VERY deep inside.
"He says you should spend more time with him. Hows about you two go out and do something together on Sunday? And I'm not asking, I'm telling." Joey commanded.
"Yes, dear." Seto said.

Later, at the amusement park...

"So, where should we go first?" Joey asked. He ended up coming along to pacify any fights that might occur.
"Let's go on the spinning cups!" Mokuba said excitedly. Joey gave Seto a glare that very obviously said "Don't argue with him." Seto smiled at Joey's concern.

"My puppy died! This is so un-fabulous!" Maximillion Pegasus cried effeminately.
"Mr. Pegasus sir, should we buy you a new puppy?" A nameless henchman asked.
"I have a better idea..." Pegasus grinned, then he began to laugh maniacally.

"Whee!" Mokuba laughed as he rapidly spun the spinning cups.
"Nyeheheheh!" Joey joined in on the laughter.
"Mmn." Seto grunted. He smiled as he watched Mokuba and Joey playing together so well.

"MY PUPPY DIED. OH WELL, THIS PUPPY DOESN'T DESERVE A SPOT IN MY HOUSE, BUT HE MIGHT MAKE A GOOD COASTER FOR MY DRINK!" Esper Roba yelled. He, like Jack Atlas, preferred yelling to talking like regular people.

"Alright, let's go on the Hurricane next!" Mokuba pointed to a gigantic ride that spun the riders round and round right round like a record baby, that ride spun them round and round.
Seto smiled. The Hurricane was one of his favorite ride.

"I'm afraid we'll have to remove your breasts, Miss Valentine. It's all necrotic flesh." The doctor informed Mai Valentine.
"What does that mean?" Mai asked.
"In other words, your puppies have died." He said.

"Nyehhh! This is fun!" Joey yelled as he spun. Mokuba screamed and giggled throughout the entire ride. Seto laughed out of joy.

"Hey Weevil, lookit! It's a dead puppy. Huhuhuh..." Rex said.
"Heheheh... Cool." Weevil sniggered.

The day ended with a very happy family, and puppy carnage. It was a wonder that there were any puppies left alive after this day. Mokuba's request had been fulfilled, and holy crap I forgot to make this about Seto's sense of humor. I'll finish that joke tomorrow.

Ore-sama: I have started a list of characters whose puppies Seto's smile has killed, just to avoid repeats! So, let me know if the joke has gone stale, and if I should start something else, and most importantly review! I beg of you! Was this a good idea?