Part 1: Crazies

Black Butler Fanfiction

BlueTrigger: OKAY EVERYONE SHUT UP!

*Room gets silent*

BlueTrigger: Okay, now Sebastian, how do like being a demon butler for Ciel?

Sebastian: Well, there are pros and cons about being his butler: The pros are that he doesn't get mad all the time and asks me to do stuff for him from time to time, if not for that, I would be bored as HELL. The cons are that he sends me to do his dirty work, I mean – I don't mind but it happens ALL the time.

Blue Trigger: Okay then… Ciel, how do you feel about his answer?

Ciel: *glares at Sebastian* well he's right about the not-getting-mad part but, I DO NOT SEND YOU TO DO MY DIRTY WORK!

Sebastian: Hell yeah you do.

Ciel: Okay fine… I admit it.

MeyRin: MASTER! Finny took Pluto out for a walk and LOST him.

Finny: NO I DIDN'T it was Bard.

Bard: Don't point your fingers at me, it was Lizzy.

Ciel: All of you shut up…. Idiots.

Pluto: ARRF!

MeyRin, Finny, Bard: PLUTO!

*They all run up to Pluto and tackle him*

BlueTrigger: *I don't have any control of my own room*

Sebastian:*Slams a chair to the ground* QUIET DOWN!

MeyRin, Finny, Bard: *Hides behind their chairs for safety.

BlueTrigger: Thank you Sebastian.

Sebastian: You're welcome.

BlueTrigger: Okay Finny, How do you feel about working for Ciel?

Finny: Oh Blue, it's just FANTASTIC, I get to see Master every day, help him whenever he needs me. Boy, do I love working here.

BlueTrigger: Okay MeiRin, what about you?

MeyRin: Blue, I just have to say just one thing about it: *walks up to Sebastian* I LOVE YOU SEBASTIAN, *grabs Sebastian and hugs him viciously then goes back to her seat* There we go, got that off my chest.

Sebastian: *Stands behind Ciel like nothing happened.

BlueTrigger: *Eyes wide open* Okay….Bard what about you?

Bard: Well Blue, I can't really cook anything because Sebastian usually does that. And whenever Ciel needs me I'm ALWAYS THERE.

Sebastian: What does that mean?

Bard: Well every time the Master is in trouble, YOU'RE always late.

Ciel: He has a point.

Sebastian: Whatever.

BlueTrigger: *FACEPALM* well this was a successful fanfiction. Okay that's all we have for today, SEEYA!