A/N: Okay, this one has nothing to do with SasuSaku month, but I couldn't not write it now XD I've read ebondeath 's fic on tumblr and I kept thinking about the opposite situation… So the credit is not completely mine, and if you want to read the fic that originated mine, just ask me for the link! Well, I hope you have a good time with this one! Enjoy it, and don't forget to leave me a Review!

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The hot water running down his body was, indeed, a blessing to his muscles.

The endless drops were soaking his entire body, drawing invisible and irregular lines on his bare skin. They were sliding through his nape, tickling his sensitive spots and taking the tension caused by his sleepiness away. His dark locks were soaked with that warm, pure liquid, and his eyelids were protecting his black pearls from the light of his bathroom. A deep breath filled his lungs, and the sole sound of the water hitting the tile brought him peace.

There is nothing better than a nice shower to greet a new day.

Yes, for Uchiha Sasuke, a morning shower is more than just necessary for him to start another day. It's his daily ritual that guarantees 24 hours of serenity, patience and mood stability, which will affect pretty much everything and everyone around him for the entire day.

His morning ritual is sacred in order to make the Uchiha who he is.

But it's not like his best friend cares about it, anyway.

" Oi, Teme! I'm coming in-ttebayo!"

A defeated sigh escaped the Uchiha's lips as that annoying voice breaks through the falling water barrier. At that moment, Sasuke knew, his holy ceremony would have to be interrupted- again- because having an Uzumaki Naruto doing nothing in his room is something dangerous in every possible context of the word.

That idiot.

For he knew that blonde like the back of his hand, foreseeing the disaster was not something hard for Sasuke. The Uchiha knew that if the Uzumaki didn't get the chance to share his hyperactivity with someone else, it would't take long for him to grow bored and to start having stupid ideas on how to spend the next eternal minutes of partial loneliness in a room full of normal things. Normal things that are important for the owner of the room, and are unlikely to survive the Dobe's accidents.

Naruto really is a destructive child. A child who goes to the same college as he and who shares with him a small apartment. Privacy is certainly not a part of the blonde's vocabulary and neither is patience. Sasuke knew his peaceful moments were coming to an end, and soon he would be facing those bright, blue eyes of his best friend.

Damn it, he really needed to change that lock.

It was only when the sound of something falling against the carpet that the Uchiha gave up and turned off the nice, hot water that had been falling over his shoulders. He, then, reluctantly stepped out of the box, picking a dry, white towel to help him get rid of those stubborn drops that refused to leave his body. The cotton brushed softly against his skin before he ruffled his wet hair on the towel in an attempt to dry it as much as he could. With his hair still damp and his body still humid, Sasuke wrapped the towel around his waist, and finally, opened the door of the bathroom to have a full view of his suite, and eventually, of his best friend.

And much to his disappointment, his ears hadn't made a mistake.

Even if a curtain of white steam had spread around the room, it was impossible for Sasuke not to see the blonde laying over his bed, with those holed socks resting over his pillow and that weird grin on his face. His dark eyes scanned the room, and for what he could conclude, no irreparable damage had been caused in that short period of time. The blonde hadn't broken anything, but his hands were definitely not obeying Sasuke's 'do not touch' rule.

His hands were holding the Uchiha's phone. And at that moment, Sasuke knew exactly what the blonde was looking for.

That perverted bastard.

" Oi, Sasuke… Has Sakura-chan ever sent you a nude?"

The raven haired boy's eyes widened for a couple of seconds as his right hand went to rest on his hips. A glare, then, formed on his face as Sasuke clearly felt disgusted by such stupid question.

Who did Naruto think he was talking about?

Did that idiot really think the pinkette would do such thing?

It was Haruno Sakura they were talking about, after all. A pure, reserved and beautiful girl the Uchiha proudly calls girlfriend. She's a medic student that attends the same university as the boys, and for the past three years, her personality and her charm have been making the raven haired boy fall even harder for her. For three years they have been a couple, and it's normal for them to have shared some intimate moments every now and then.

They are a young couple in love, and it would be entirely normal if they wanted to try new ways to deepen their relationship.

But there was just no way the Uchiha would leave any evidences of such things on his phone.

What kind of idiot would do so with Uzumaki Naruto around?

That was definitely not an option, especially because the blonde had been getting incredibly curious about his best friends' relationship. His blue eyes were alert for any possible mistake, and if both Sasuke and Sakura weren't careful, their private life would be exposed to the blonde.

And they didn't want that, right?

Definitely not.

" Tch, shut up, Dobe. It's still Sakura you're talking about, remember? You know her."

" Oh, come on, Teme! The Sakura-chan I know is not the same one you do!"

" Eh? What are you talking about?"

" Ah, you know… The Sakura-chan I know is that tomboy I've met when we were still kids. The one you know is actually a girl!"

" Tch, If I were you, I wouldn't say such things around her."

" That's the point-ttebayo! Sakura-chan hits me whenever I say something she doesn't like, but I'm sure she's not like that around you!"

" Hn, that's because I don't say stupid things like you do, Naruto." Sasuke smirked, opening the drawer to look for a pair of white socks.

" Shut up, Teme! I meant that even if you say stupid things near her, she will never hit you-ttebayo! With you, Sakura-chan is always gentle and all… She's romantic-ttebayo!"

" Uh? Romantic? What are you talking about, Dobe? That's definitely not Sakura."

" Oh, really? Then how is she? How is the girlfriend Sakura-chan? What do you guys do when you're alone? I want details-ttebayo!"

At that moment, when the Uchiha looked into the blonde's puppy eyes, he couldn't help but think about the said sides of his girlfriend. If he were to be honest, Sasuke had never really realized all those changes Naruto was talking about. It's true that he knew his girlfriend could be a little aggressive sometimes, and he never considered himself to be out of her aim whenever she's pissed. Even when they are just the two of them, he has never seen the girl being untruthful with her feelings.

Sakura is genuine in everything she does, and he can't possibly divide her into types. She is who she is, and the only differences in between being her friend or her boyfriend lay in simple gestures and affectionate looks she gives him every day.

That, and of course, the fact that her lips, her body and her love belongs only to him, her boyfriend.

Oh, and how good it is to own such things, he knows.

" Hn, it's none of your business, Dobe."

" Ehhh!? That's not fair, Teme! I need to know-ttebayo!"

" Tch, you need a girlfriend."

" And you need to have fun with yours!"

" What? We do have fun together."

" As if… Whenever I look at you in the study room, you both look like an old couple reading those books-ttebayo!"

" That's because we're studying. You should try it sometimes too."

" Tch, what a waste of youth…"

Sighing defeatedly, the blonde spun his body so his eyes were now facing the celling of their apartment. All that mystery involving his two best friends was just killing him and imagining them studying all night during long weekends was just too painful for his heart.

That was not what couples should do, he thought.

Couples at their age should be having fun and letting go of all their hormones whenever they feel like it. They should enjoy their passionate love and do anything to keep that fire burning. They should be having all kinds of romantic adventures, or at least that was what was written in Jiraya's novels.

Neither Sasuke nor Sakura were like the protagonists of those novels, and such thing left Naruto worried about the future of his friends' relationship. If they continued not doing anything, soon their love would die and with it, the blonde's hopes of teaching their daughter- because Naruto knew it would be a girl- all the cool things an uncle shouldn't teach.

Soon, the Uzumaki knew, there would be no love left in that monotony.

And as the couple's best friend, he could not let that happen.

He could not let his friends waste their love energy.

He had to do something to fire up that relationship. And as soon as he saw the Uchiha's pale butt in front of him, Uzumaki Naruto didn't need to think twice.

He was definitely going to save that perfect love.

Or at least he would have some fun.

It all happened too fast even for Sasuke to notice. In a moment, he had placed the towel around his shoulders to put on his boxers and in another the sound of his phone's camera had filled the air. When his widened eyes turned towards the origin of the sound, fear took over the Uchiha as soon as he saw those bright, blue eyes of his best friend sending him a teasingly look. There was a foxy grin on the blonde's face and that entire expression was leaving the Uchiha even more concerned.

What the hell had just happened?!

" N-Naruto… What did you-"

" Hehe… If Sakura-chan won't send you nudes, maybe you should send them-ttebayo."

Anger took over the Uchiha and as he saw those evil fingers of the blonde touching his phone doing who knows what; Sasuke felt a murdering feeling take over his body. His hands clenched into fists and he was sure his dark eyes were turning red in madness.

By the way the blonde was so focused on what he was doing, the raven haired boy knew he was not joking when he said such thing. He knew that of all the people in the world, Naruto would be the one idiot who would have the courage to do such thing. The Uzumaki would ignore his friend's protesting words, and simply because he had the Uchiha's phone in hands, he would send the pink haired girl a photo she would never forget. A photo that would change the way she sees her boyfriend, and a photo that would change basically everything in between them.

Naruto could not send that picture to Sakura.

Sasuke had to stop that idiot.

In a blink of an eye, the Uchiha, still only in his boxers, went after Naruto in order to retrieve his phone and erase that picture. For Naruto still had his own mission to complete, the blonde quickly stood up from the bed and started to evade Sasuke's fast hands as they tried to get the phone back. A desperate chase, then, began in that small room, with neither of the participants ready to give up or use words instead of punches.

Pillows were flying around, balls were bouncing and it only took Naruto a few minutes to break the Uchiha's lamp. Fire was now consuming Sasuke and he no longer cared about neither the safety of his room nor his best friend's unbruised face.

He was going to kill the blonde.

And as soon as he managed to trap Naruto's feet on his covers, Sasuke had no doubt in what to do next. He sat over the blonde's stomach, pinned the idiot's arms over his yellow head and leaned over to retrieve his cellphone. Miraculously, the device had survived their fight and when he checked the screen, he saw how close that photo really was from being sent to his girlfriend. If he had wasted another second on that stupid chasing, Sakura would have definitely had a heart attack during her morning classes.

Fortunately, he thought, all that trouble was avoided and his girlfriend would never receive such depraved gesture originated by the modernity.

Haruno Sakura would not receive a nude from Uchiha Sasuke.

At least, not directly.

" Naruto! You Usuratonkachi! You really were going to send her that!" He screamed, smacking the blonde's head.

" Ouch!" Naruto winced, covering the area with his now free hands. " That hurt!"

" That was the idea!"

" Tch, get off me, Teme!" He said, pushing the Uchiha away and making him fall on his butt next to the blonde. " I was just trying to help!"

" Help!? That's not helping, Naruto! If you did send that, you would have ruined our relationship!"

" Eh?! How can you be so sure-ttebayo!?"

" Damn it, Sakura doesn't like this stuff. She's shy when it comes to this, you idiot."

" Is Sakura-chan shy?"

" Aah."

" Are you serious!?"

" Yes."

" And why the hell didn't you tell me before, Teme!?" He sighed, relieved. " I'm glad I've just sent it to myself then."

" You what!?"

His eyes widened again in shock and his fingers quickly unlocked his phone so he could see the messages exchanged between him and the dobe, unconsciously wishing to find nothing but the unread messages Naruto had sent him on the previous night.

For the first time in his life, Sasuke wanted to read Naruto's stupid messages.

But his exposed parts were taking all the space of the screen.

Naruto was a dead man.

" Why the hell did you send it to yourself, you perverted!" Sasuke said, kicking Naruto's leg.

" Oi, stop being so aggressive, Teme!"

" Naruto!"

" Tch… I thought I could use it to blackmail you around your kids-ttebayo."

" My kids? Sakura and I still don't have kids! What's wrong with you, you idiot!"

" Hehe I'm just preparing myself for the future."

" If it depends on me, you won't have a future, Dobe!" He said, lifting a fist to punch Naruto.

" Wait wait! I will delete it later!"

" Delete it now!"

" No can do-ttebayo. My phone isn't with me."

" What!? If it's not with you, then-"

Before the Uchiha could conclude his sentence, his eyes widened in horror as a new word appeared under his naked picture. His throat went dry, his heart skipped a beat and his lips parted in shock.

'Read'

That was what was written under the picture. The picture Naruto had sent himself. The picture of his naked body. The picture of his naked body Naruto had sent himself to show his unborn kids in the future.

And someone had just seen it.

But who was that someone?

" N-Naruto… Where did you leave your phone?"

" Uhm… I forgot it at Sakura-chan's last night, so it's probably with her. Why do you ask, Sasuke?"

When the name of his girlfriend left the Uzumaki's lips, Sasuke didn't know what to do or say. There were many things bothering him in that sentence, and no matter how hard he tried, he just couldn't find courage in himself to choose the worst of the scenarios.

The first was, of course, the fact that his girlfriend had just indirectly received a nude of himself, and chances were she would never look at him again due to pure embarrassment. The other was the sole fact that the Dobe was at her house on the previous night, doing who knows what.

Either way, his life by her side was ruined. And consequently, the Dobe's entire life was too, because there was no way the Uchiha would let him get away with that.

He was going to kill Naruto.

But perhaps, he should try talking to her before going to prison.

Yes, that would be the best option.

Without saying a single word, the Uchiha quickly stood up and put on the first set of clothes he found. He grabbed his keys and rushed to the door, not caring about the blonde left on his floor. His hand turned the doorknob, and just before he could rush after his girlfriend, the boy's dark orbs turned to glare at the Uzumaki one last time. They still had unfinished business to take care of, after all.

" Naruto… When I get back, you better give me a good reason for being at my girlfriend's house at night."

" Oi, Sasuke, I was-"

" Did I make myself clear?" He sent Naruto an even deadlier glare, sending chills down the Uzumaki's spine.

"H-Haii…"

Perhaps he really should choose wisely the words he would use to tell the Uchiha he had dinner at the Haruno's after running into Mebuki on his way home.

What a complicated boyfriend he was, Naruto thought.

But at least that would put some fire into that couple's love life.