Butt Calling

Summary: Every girl has needs, but what happens when a certain pink haired female accidentally butt calls her old childhood crush while fulfilling these 'needs'? Embarrassment, temptation, and maybe a little of something else.

I thought this would be a great idea, I'm already laughing. I can't wait to start this story I'm super excited about it. I hope everyone likes it.

Constructive criticism is welcomed

~Kiwi


The pink haired medic nin walked out into the moon light after a long day of work with a sluggish step. The hospital was as busy as ever with ninjas coming back from harsh missions and towns people doing outrages things. Although the girl has seen just about everything, from people having the flu to people setting their hair on fire from potting plants.

Everyone seemed to be in a sour mood today, the exhausted female just wanted to take a nice hot shower, curl up into bed and sleep for about six days to a month. Although, she has another shift at the hospital in the morning so that would have to wait.

Dragging her feet across the dirt roads, small specks of dust encrusted into the hem of her hospital uniform. Usually, the girl would freak out and beat the hell out of anyone who would dare dirty her work clothing, but right now even the simple drizzle that erupted from the clouds wouldn't strike her interest.

It was almost three in the morning and the moon was set high in the sky, with the dark clouds slowly fading in.

The rain worsened as she took a few more steps, her eyelids betraying the fight to sleep then and there. Seeing the apartment complex a few yards away Sakura tried to pick up the pace a bit, but ended slipping in the newly formed puddle of mud that was almost invisible.

"Ow.." She let out a husky whine.

"Just fabulous, just fucking fabulous." Sakura growled, spitting out a bunch of other curses while picking her muddy body up.

The normally pink locks now wet and full with mud, wonderful combination, na?

The medical uniform clung to her body, she could feel the wetness of the rain drip down her limbs as she continued to step forward.

It seemed as if a millennium past as the kuinouchi finally reached her door step to begin the adventure for her keys.

"Ah! Here you are.." She whispered softly to herself after shoving the shiny, silver key into the hole of the door knob.

'click!' At a snails pace Sakura pushed the door open and walked into her living room. It was very dark and as the girl walked past all of her furniture to the bathroom. She had a pretty decent sized apartment, almost like a house just big enough for two people. Being the head medic nin, next to Tsunade, had it's perks.

Glancing at the mirror in front of her, Sakura let out a small sigh. Her emerald orbs locked with the reflection, she was very beautiful, even if the bags under her eyes had bags.

"I guess it can't be helped.."

Turning to the shower, her nimble fingers wrapped around the shiny metal handle twisting it to 'hot'. Small drops of water began to fall from the shower head, the metal matching the one of the handle. Steam erupted from behind the pink flowered curtain as soon as the water hit the off white floor of the shower. She smiled as warmth over took her tired body, just the feeling of steam felt wonderful against her clothed skin.

Beginning to feel anxious to be over kept by the steaming shower, Sakura quickly and carefully to not fling the mud around discarded her clothing and laid them gently on the toilet seat.

The mud had layered onto her pale skin, leaving trails of brown mixed with sweat from work. Gross. She really did need a shower.

Moving the curtain aside, she quickly lifted herself into the awaiting water.

"Ahh.." She whimpered as the hot water met her skin, leaving prickles of pleasure to escape from her pores. The medic nin watched as the drain filled with the left over mud from her hair and body, becoming normal again.

Sakura quickly washed, not wanting to end up falling asleep in the shower, again.

A few more minutes past, it was time to get out and move her way to the comforts of her bedroom. She reached for the towel beside the shower curtain while simultaneously turning off the shower head.

"Uh..?" She tried reaching further for the towel, it wasn't there.

"I guess.. I forgot to restock. Oh well." She said quietly shrugging her shoulders. The pink haired girl pushed the shower curtain aside and stepped onto the mat in front of the tub, wringing out her long hair before stepping onto the chilled tiles of the bathroom floor.

Her hair had grown very long, she had always loved her long hair. When she was a child and fawned over her childhood crush, it was for him. Supposedly, he liked long hair, but she grew very fond of it. When she was forced to cut it in the Forest of Death due to the sound ninja, Kin wrapping her brittle fingers in her lushes locks, Sakura was actually quit sad to say the least.

Sakura always wanted to prove to everyone that she was strong, and that day she showed bravery for her teammates, her friends. A bitter sweet smile as she remember her genin days. She has come so far from then, she was now one of the most respected people in the village. Naruto, her best friend was now the 7th Hokage and the village was as lively as ever.

Sadness pushed it's way into her heart as she remembered that same day, running to hug the over bearing Uchiha from behind to stop him from murdering the sound ninja.

"Sasuke.." She whispered to herself. She hadn't spoken to Sasuke in a awhile, Sasuke returned to the village quite some time ago. He fulfilled his goal of revenge and slaughtered Oruchimaru and most of his hench men in the process.

When Sasuke returned he appeared to have some sort of homesickness. She remember that day like it was yesterday.

"Have you heard?"

"That Uchiha kid is back in the village?"

"No way! He's here? Are they going to execute him?"

"Pfft, I sure hope so."

Everyone knew that Sasuke was back, he sauntered into the village injured and alone. The Hokage, Naruto hurried to meet his old friend at the gate. The ambu tried to stop him, "He could be dangerous, sir!" They protested only angering Naruto.

"Get out of the way!" Naruto growled as he pushed back against his well respected team and hurried to meet the long gone rogue ninja.

He was really there, tears welled in the blondes' eyes.

"Sasuke.." He whispered as he look at his best friend.

Sasuke smirked, "Dobe, you did it. You.. Actually got were you wanted."

Even in his awful state, Sasuke shakily bent on one knee and bowed his head to his old friend in respect to his new status.

"Lord Hokage, with your permission, I would like to come back to the leaf village."

Naruto let a stray tear fall from his face as he lunged forward and hugged the man kneeling in his honour. Sasuke smiled, yes smiled, and returned the embrace.

A cough erupted from the mans chest, blood spilling from his lips. Naruto helped his friend to his feet, whipping the tears away.

"Let's get you to the hospital." He said, with a warm voice.

The pink haired girl watch from a distance as the boys made up, tears fell from her sparkling green eyes as the scene played over and over in her head. She couldn't believe what just happened. Staying in the distance, she turned and walked to the direction of the hospital.

Sakura smiled as the memory replayed in her head, Sasuke had changed a lot. A couple weeks after the incident Sasuke received his punishment from the elders. If it had been up to Naruto, he would have been free just from the amount of respect he had gained for Sasuke, but the elders decided that he had caused to much trouble to let him go free.

That was about three years ago, Sasuke played out his punishment long ago and was now an instructor of a genin team. Everyone was happy, but something still didn't feel right. Something was missing, but now wasn't the time to try and figure it out. Sakura was tired and now becoming chilled.

Sakura shivered, the small hairs on her arm began to stand leaving goose bumps down her body. She could feel her pink nipples begin to harden as the cool air brushed her naked body.

The konouchi made small steps to her bedroom, letting small water droplets fall from her body onto the wooden floor.

A soft buzzing noise was coming from her bed side table as she made her way over to her bed.

"Oh, I knew I left my cell phone here today."

Picking up the cell phone, the small glow read 'one new message.' Sakura opened her cute, little flip phone, pressing the button to open the new message.

"From Sasuke-Kun?" Slightly confused, what could he want?

'Hey Sakura, it's Sasuke. I just wanted to remind you that You, Naruto and me are supposed to have dinner tomorrow night.'

Sakura giggled, oh that was all. She sighed and laid down in her bed glancing at the clock. '3:27' A little too late to reply now.

The pink haired woman laid her naked body in the sheets over her soft, pink covers, setting her cell phone beside her. A familiar twitch made it's way through her body.

"Ugh, not now.. I'm tired."

A few minutes passed as she tossed and turned in bed wanting the feeling to go away.

"Ugh, Fine!"

Sakura knew two things, she was extremely tired and two.. Well she was horny.

She rolled to her stomach, "At times like this I wish I was asexual.." The girl groaned wanted the aching between her legs to just stop. A familiar wetness filled her most precious area and wondering hands pressed firmly against her aching thighs.

"Ahh.." She moaned quietly, turning onto her back.

Pressing the ghostly fingers against the wet folds of her cunt, she slid her hands against the smooth surface.

"Mmh.." Soft sounds found themselves bursting from her parted lips. Rolling the little bud into her fingers, strikes of electricity flew through out her body. Arching her back, bring her other hand to grasp the smooth skin of her left breast, flicking the pink area of her sensitive nipples.

"Ah!"

Little did she know, her open cell phone had found it's way slightly under her.

Sakura continued to assault her body, pushing two fingers into her waiting pussy, pushing in and out of the hole. Wetness continued to emerge from her pussy.

"Ahh!.. Ah! Yes!"


The last remaining Uchiha lay in his bed, sleeping peacefully. He was sprawled out covers everywhere and his body in all different directions.

'Ring! Ring! Ring!'

The Uchiha stirred in his sleep. "Ugh.. mmh.."

'Ring! Ring! Ring!'

Sasuke jolted awake, sitting up in the bed. Who the hell would disrupt him in his sleep? It had been a long day of training and all he wanted to do was sleep the night away till his day off tomorrow. It was probably Naruto, he would ring his neck in the morning. The man rolled over deciding to ignore the call.

'Ring! Ring! Ring!'

He growled, who ever this person was, the sure were fucking persistent.

Sasuke rolled back towards his night stand, snatching his phone from the night side table. He quickly open the phone,

"Hello?" He barked out.

No response.

"Hello?" The man asked in a softer, but still angry tone.

"Ahh.."

What the fuck?

"Hello? Is someone there?"

"Ahh! Ah! Yes!" Sasuke furred his brow in confusion. That did not sound like an answer to his question more like..

"Ahh! Mmh..!"

Is this person.. masturbating?

Who the hell would call him at three in the morning to moan in his hear?

"Sasuke-Kun!" Wait.

Soft, smooth voice, full of passion and love for him. Only one name came to mind that fit all of those features, Sakura.

A small gasp and silence came after the murmur of his name, almost in surprise that his name rolled off of her tongue. The moans continued, almost as if she liked the thought of saying his name.

"Sasuke-Kun! Ah.. Harder!"

A blush crept to the sharingan users face as he felt an all too familiar stir in he groin.

Sasuke knew a few things, it was three in the morning, he was tired, and Haruno Sakura was touching herself to the thought of him.


Well this was the first chapter, it was a little shorter than I wanted it to be, but don't fret! There will be more. I hope you liked it. c: