Paper Mario the Thousand Year Door
Author's notes
Hey people. I hope you enjoy my story but this is my first one and I'm not the best at writing so please go easy on me for now. I'll get better as I keep writing I know that for a fact since I've seen it happen with too many times to count. I'm thinking of making this story humorous but with some sad parts in there as well. Don't worry you humor lovers out there I am not going to write any fanfics that have way too much angst and drama in it. And not too much romance either. Sorry but romance isn't exactly my thing even if I did like it my romance would be like a nightmare to read. Anyway on with the story.
By the way I'm not doing the Italian accent don't get me wrong I really like the accent that some people do though I don't want my spell checker to keep coming up with words that have ah on the end of them
Chapter One the prologue of the Prologue
Mario's POV
Hello it'sa me Mario. You know me that Italian migit with the mustache. That's me. Let me tell you a bit about myself. You all probably know all about me and my adventures saving peach over and over again. But you probably don't know about my thoughts on these adventures and what it is like going through them. That is why I am telling you this now one of my greatest adventures I have ever had. In rogue port and the surrounding areas.
It had started when I had been sleeping peacefully in my little house outside of toad town. When lewegee annoying little brother as he is woke me up yelling, "We've got mail!" at the top of his lungs. Now doesn't this sound familiar. I had a strange feeling that this mail was for me and it would unravel a whole new series of events. I had gotten used to these adventures and even enjoyed them. Accept for of course when I am feeling extreme pain at the hands of one of my enemies then it isn't so fun. But if my adventures ended I don't know what I would do. After a life of action and suspense a normal life seems really quite boring. Slowly I got out of bed, got dressed, and went to the front door where Lewegee was waving a letter around in excitement. "It's from the Princess addressed to you!" lewegee said sounding so excited you'd think he had gotten the letter.
After I had gotten Lewegee to calm down a long and tedious process we sat down at the kitchen table and opened the letter. I quickly read it over and sighed. Yet again Peach was asking me for help and I knew this would lead to trouble. It was like Murphy's Law or something. When ever I am asked for help it usually means lots of life risking, fighting, and usually collecting something or another. Well more like Miyamoto's law then Murphy's Law. I happened to know that a man named Shijeru Miyamoto had invented me and made me go through all the quests and what you could call games. And this was yet another one.
Soon I was out the door and on a boat on my way to Rogue port.
Author's notes.
Yes I know short and probably not the best ever. But it's a chapter and I think I did alright seeing as I'm not the best for creativity and such. If anyone reads this, pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaase review. You can flame me just explain exactly what you don't like and how I can make it better. Thanks.
Also I'm thinking of putting up a question for each update so if you are reviewing and you don't know what to say you can answer the question. The question for today is why do you think that most authors think of Peach is a kind of spoiled brat and very prissy and Zelda is always the one who is envisioned as the one who wishes she wasn't a princess and could just leave her castle behind and look for adventure. Try to give examples if you can think of any. So for now, ja ne.
Oh yeah the disclaimer. Unfortunately I am not Shijeru Miyamoto and I do not own any of his ideas. Just some of the plot and possibly some charactors are mine.