Chapter one
Fiesta of Love
It was nighttime in the swamp. Donkey and Puss were in the living room. They then heard strange noises coming from Shrek and Fiona's room. "Let's see what's up!" Donkey said as he headed for the door. But Puss realised what the two of them were doing and smiled evilly.
"Where're you going?" Donkey asked him curiously. "I'm looking for the boss's video camera to use for a little something…" Puss told him. He found it under the alligator chair. He then put a new tape inside it. "What're you going to do with it anyway?" Donkey said to him. "You'll see! Just stay here, okay and don't come in whatever you may hear coming from there." He said to him as he opened the door a little and snuck in.
Shrek and Fiona were in bed. They had been drinking champagne and were proclaiming their love physically like a fiesta. "Oh yeah! Keep it coming!" Puss whispered as he recorded it from under the bed. Fiona saw something blinking from under the bed but forgot about it. It was the red light on the camera while it was recording. Puss kept doing this all night.
When dawn broke, he got out of there before the lovebirds woke up. He then got out Shrek's laptop and got on the Internet. He then uploaded the footage on a news site for Far, Far Away. He hoped the boss or Fiona didn't see this or they'd go out for his blood. "I'd better delete the footage from the camera before they find out what I was up to last night." He thought but the tape flew out of the camera and landed on the table. "No! But as long as they don't see it, I'm not dead yet." He thought as he shut down the laptop.
He then saw Shrek stumble out of the bedroom tired. He had on a leathery dressing gown from alligator skin. "Hey what's this?" he said after making a cup of coffee. He'd lifted the tape and went back into the bed room and stuck the tape in. The tape then started playing on their T.V. It was from last night.
"DONKEY!" he yelled. The yell woke both Fiona and Donkey. "Can you keep it down honey! I'm trying to sleep after last night!" Fiona said sleepily. "I'm sorry my apple strudel. Go back to sleep. I'll keep it down." He said softly. Suddenly he heard a knock on the door. He opened it. A carriage was outside. A herald then dragged him into it and it took off. Donkey saw Puss on the Internet. "I'm watching the stuff I recorded." He told him. Donkey was grossed out by it. "That's what you were doing! Ew! I'm telling! FIONA! PUSS INVADED YOUR PRIVACY!" he yelled.
Fiona then came out of the room. "What's going on?" she asked. She was very irritated. She then looked at the laptop and was in total shock.