"WHEATLEY, THAT IS THE LAST GODDAMN STRAW!".
"MUM, WILL YOU JUST GIVE IT A CHANCE!?".
"SPACE IS MY BEAUTIFUL MISTRESS!".
Wheatley, GLaDOS and Space Core all screamed back and forth at each other because they were mad as fuck, dude. Space Core and Wheatley were gonna get married because they were gay. Really gay. How gay? Too gay to function. Pretty gay, huh? I know. So gay.
"No, no, no. I have tolerated and supported every other thing you've done no matter how much I disproved but this is where I draw the motherfucking line." GLaDOS hissed. "I do not give a shit how much you love him, he will NOT be my son in law.".
"Well mum, who I marry is not your decision, so you can just bug off!" Wheatley shouted. GLaDOS thought this over for a minute.
"Maybe not, but it is my decision to close off the wing containing the Church we have for some reason, which is where the Priest lives for some reason soooo..." GLaDOS said. Wheatley rolled around? GLaDOS swung around in an intimidating motion, the words "WHAT NOW FAGGOT" popping up next to her.
"What the Hell is that?" Wheatley asked.
"I thought it would make good GIF material after this fanfic is over." GLaDOS said.
"How do you GIF a fanfic?" The blue core asked. The supercomputer paused for a moment, then shrugged. Although I'm not sure how considering the fact that she doesn't have any shoulders. Or arms. But whatever, this is parody fanfiction so nobody really cares. Back to the main plot.
"Well fuck, then I guess there's only one person we can call for help." Wheatley decided.
BA NA NA NA NA NA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GUITAR SOLO
LET'S DO IT
I WANT YOU TO GET EXCITED ABOUT YOUR LIFE
HERE WE GO
4, 5, 6
IF YOU'RE GONNA TALK TO ME, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE HONEST
STAND BY, DR. PHIL
SHOW TIME
THIS IS GONNA BE A CHANGING DAY IN YOUR LIFE
STAND BY AND RORY JACKET? I DON'T KNOW?
YEAH GO DR. PHIL
"Where the fuck am I and why isn't my bald spot sparkling like Ke$ha's asshole?" Dr. Phil asked. Also for some reason he was naked and somewhere in the distance a turret blew its load from the sexy.
"Dr. Phil we need your help." Wheatley said. Dr. Phil just kinda shrugged and sat down because he's Dr. Phil and Dr. Phil is just a nice guy like that.
"Okay so what's the issue?" He asked. Wheatley sighed someHOW?!
"Alright, well ya see MATE I WAS SITTIN' IN FRONT OF ME TELLY EATIN' SOME CRISPS AND THEN I GOT UP TO GO TO THE LOO AND OI OI OI OI OI OI BRITISH BRITISH BRITISH DOCTOR WHO WOULD YA CARE FOR A CUPPA TEA WITH A CRUMPET ON THE SIDE THE QUEEN LOVES EM SO SHOULD YOU HAHAHAHAHA HETALIA I DON'T KNOW DOESN'T HETALIA HAVE A CHAP NAMED ENGLAND IN IT OR SOMETHING BRITISH STEREOSTYPES FTW, BUGGA BUGGA BUGGA TELEPHONE BOOOOOOOOOTH!" Wheatley shouted. Dr. Phil barfed out George Lopez in shock.
"OH MY LORD, HE'S SPEAKING IN SMART PEOPLE." He screamed in terror. Space Core jumped up and slapping GLaDOS in the TITS.
"Oh okay." she said. THEN SPACE CORE STARTED SERENADING WHEATLEY WITH LIKE A CHRIS BROWN RAP OR SOME SHIT DOES CHRIS BROWN RAP I WOULDN'T KNOW SINCE HE'S A SHIT PERSON WITH SHIT MUSIC ANYWAY I THINK HE RAPS OR SOMETHING.
"Oh my GOD that was amazing." Wheatley sobbed. Then the two cores fucked in the supply closet for like a year I guess. Meanwhile GLaDOS screamed like Hatsune Miku in World is Mine because according to this fandom GLaDOS is a kawaii desu vocaloid recolor. I don't really get it either, viewer.
"Well fuck this I'm out." Dr. Phil announced, kicking a hold in the wall. With that, he rolled up into a ball and sped away Sonic the hedgehog style.
Then Space Core and Wheatley got married and had many beautiful babies because GLaDOS stopped caring about Wheatley's love life. The end. Shrek.