Chapter 1

A/N: Hi! I know I shouldn't be writing more stories, considering I have so much that are unfinished. Do I care? Fat chance! Anyway, my muse had ran away...but it came back, but for the wrong thing...Oh well! There might be a little bit of gayness or a lot...be warned!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto...sadly, 'cuz if I did, there would be some certain changes. I do own this fanfic and all the mini stories in it. Enjoy!

A/N 2: Oh yeah, Sasuke's suffering um... well let's say he has a mental problem! And Itachi is being a nice brother and visiting this mentally challenged adult. No Akatsuki member is dead...I guess, if there is I'll mention it.

"Itachi nii-san, tell me a bedtime story!!!!!!"said 18-year old Sasuke. Itachi had tucked him in for bed, but he wouldn't fall asleep. That ass of a adult...I mean, what a brother loving angel.

"Ughh...fine!"groaned Itachi, and headed Sasuke's mountain of books.

"No, not one from a book, I want one that you made up!"

"But I haven't before..."

"Then think one up quickly!"

' What a pain' thought Itachi.

"Of course I will!"said Itachi, starting to crack.

"Um, let me think...ah! There once lived... um a sec obsessed boy...named...Deidara."

'Deidara's gonna murder me...' thought Itachi.

"And one day he ran into his partner (Akatsuki one, not marriage one) Sasori. Uh, he raped him and lived happily ever after!"said Itachi.

'Make that Deidara and Sasori...'

Sasuke had fallen asleep. Finally, the beast is not causing trouble. Itachi tiptoed to the door. Opened it, until, out of nowhere, Sasuke came flying at him and jumped onto his shoulders. Itachi started to fall backwards and Sasuke jumped off. He landed with a big thump and Sasuke had landed in his stomach.

"Ita-san, that story sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Make it better!"

"Fine! During that same night, Sasori had taken one of his poisoned weapons and stabbed Deidara in the leg with it."

"NO!"screamed Sasuke.

"...as I was saying...Sasori felt really bad so he cut that leg off and made a puppet one like it. Later on, Deidara had become another puppet like Sasori. The only living thing was his heart, just like Sasori. Deidara had learned one thing, having "it" with Sasori, is the worst thing that can happen to you."

Sasuke was wide awake, "Is that it? That sucked even more, all you did was waste precious lifetime! Tell me another one! Make it worth my time! ...Try a SasuTenNeji one!"

"...you do know, you are "sasu" right?"mumbled Itachi.

"What a nuisance, I don't even know who Neji or Ten is!"muttered Itachi.

"Actually, it Tenten, not Ten, anyways just try!!!!"pointed out Sasuke, who ignored Itachi's other question.

"Whoops, I said that out loud?"whispered Itachi, to himself. Then replied," "FINE!"

This is what I have so far. I hope it's good. Anyways...please R&R. I beg of you!!!