Have I ever written a non-angst Warriors fic?

Ha, of course not!

My first parody ever, so...

Author's Note: I am so sorry.

I do not own Boyfriend by Justin freaking Bieber, I do not own Warriors.

*cue dying dog noises*

If I was your leader, I'd never let you go

I can hunt in places you ain't been before

Kitty take a chance, or you'll never ever know

I got fresh-kill in my jaws, that I'd really like to blow

Swag swag swag, on you

Just watchin' the fire 'cause Thunderclan I hate you

I don't know about me but I know about you

So say hello to Tigerstar in three, two-

I'd like to be, in contro-o-ol!

Hey, cats, let me stalk you. Ha!

If I was your leader, I'd never let you go

I'd keep on watching you, clans! You'd never be alone.

And I can have those nine lives, if Scourge don't take them first

If I was your leader, I'd never let you go. I'd never let you go.

Tell me if you're half-clan, tell me if you aren't

I could be like Crookedstar, except more powerful

I could really fight you, I could fight a dog

Imma make your blood stain, when it lands in the snow

Ugh

My clan, My clan, yeah you could be my clan

Yeah, you could be my clan, 'till the end of the Clans

Catch a mouse, catch a vole, and a squirrel and

I'm going crazy teachin' cats to obey me

Swaggie

I'd like to be, in contro-o-ol

Hey, cats. Let me stalk, you. Ha!

If I was your leader, I'd never let you go

I'll keep on watching you, clans! You'd never be alone.

And I can have those nine lives, if Scourge don't take them first

If I was your leader, I'd never let you go. I'd never let you go

Just give me a chance, or else you'll be kiiiilled by me!

Maybe Darkstripe my boy, yeah, or the ranks of the BloodClan!

If you were my clan, (if you were my clan), you're under myyyy control!

I just want to kill and eat your mice!

If I was your leader, I'd never let you go

I'll keep on watching you, clans! You'd never be alone.

And I can have those nine lives, if Scourge don't take them first

If I was your leader, I'd never let you go. (I'd never let you go)

Meow meow meow, Meow meow meow, Meow meow meow,

Yeah cats,

Meow meow meow, Meow meow meow, Meow meow meow, mrrrow

If I was your leader.

Meow meow meow, Meow meow meow, Meow meow meow, mrrrow

Meow meow meow, Meow meow meow, Meow meow meow, mrrrow

If I was your leader

I had to listen to Justin Bieber to write that, so please review! Sorry to JB fans, I just don't like...I listen to other...nope, I hate him. He peed in a bucket and said "F#!& you, Bill Clinton!" I mean, I know he said sorry, but...anyway. Getting off track here. Review, favorite, follow, all that jazz. *winks* If you'd like, I'll do songs like "Call Me Maybe", and have Cinderpelt sing, or something. Keep in mind, as of this first chapter, I have only read the Original and New Prophecy arcs. Thanks!