"Twenty."
"Good, twenty bucks is a nice amount to earn."
"You'll be giving me that money."
"It isn't going to work."
"Yeah, it is. I spent all night working on that damn piece of cardboard, and it's gonna work."
"You spent all night on your laptop watching videos of people getting scared or something stupid like that."
"…Did not."
"Yeah, you did, because I had to tell you to turn it down."
"I didn't hear you."
"Your headphones were on."
"Figures."
"It was so loud I could hear it through your headphones. How are you not deaf?"
"It wasn't that loud. You know what? I wanna make it thirty."
"Do you even have thirty dollars?"
"Yeah."
"I thought you spent all your money on cigarettes."
"Screw you, San, I have more money than you do."
"Good, then let's make it fifty."
"That's fifty dollars of yours going to my smoking funds."
"Have fun getting lung cancer."
"I can't wait for the day when your hook comes back like a boomerang and kills you."
"What's up with you today, kid? You sound pretty pissed."
"You can't call me a kid."
"Can and will, kiddo."
"I'm legally an adult, thank you."
"So am I."
"You're hardly older."
"Four years is still older."
"Old fart."
"Child."
"At least I'm not old."
"At least my breath doesn't smell like tobacco all the time."
"Yours smells like beer."
"I haven't had a drink in weeks."
"Yeah, sure."
"I haven't."
"Uh-huh."
"You go through two packs of cigarettes a day!"
"That was only a couple of times."
"How are you not dead yet?"
"I dunno."
"Those things'll kill you."
"Cool."
"Cool?"
"I won't have to listen to your nagging."
"I won't have to listen to your whining."
"Whatever. Sixty bucks."
"Sixty, then."
"Good."
"Fine."
"I was thinking I could kinda wave around, and then I'll just run over…"
"Move fast."
"I always do."
"I know. Where's the dummy?"
"Don't call it a dummy. I worked so hard on it."
"Right. Hand it over?"
"Here."
"Don't die."
"Okay."
"I mean it, don't screw this up."
"I said I wouldn't."
"Then pull over here, this is good enough."
"Get your wallet out, Sanford!"
"Just get out of the damn car."
Author's Note: Hey, guys! This is my first time ever posting a fanfiction on here (Can you tell I'm a bit nervous?), so I stuck with a quick one-shot. It's basically just the conversation that I thought Sanford and Deimos might have before Incident 100:A. I hope you guys enjoyed it, and I'll be posting more serious stories soon! I've just got to get the first chapter of my real Madness fic done, and I'll be set. Thanks!