A/N:
My poor grandmother just doesn't understand Fruits Basket. Poor woman. So I wrote this as if she was telling it. Yeah…
Disclaimer: Owns nothing.
Warnings: OOC.
Charries-
The Crazy Orange Haired Cat-Boy from Japan – Kyo!
The Stupid Rat Kid – Yuki!
Toe – Tohru.
The Dog – Shigure.
Cowboy – Haru.
Hyper One – Momiji.
Sowmo – Family name.
The Crazy Orange Haired Cat-Boy from Japan jumped out of bed one morning to be met by The Stupid Rat Kid. The Crazy Orange Haired Cat-Boy from Japan glared, because he has red eyes. He can look strange whilst glaring, because of this. Once he had finished glaring, he trekked down the elongated staircase of the Sowmo household. The Dog was downstairs waiting to greet his two lovely cousins. Tow was also there; her face smothered in glorious smiles. Too bad one of her precious teeth was chipped. Maybe The Dog should stop feeding her so much candy.
"Good morning," The Stupid Rat Kid said slowly, as his mind power wasn't as great as The Crazy Orange Haired Cat-Boy from Japan. Apparently, it seems that Toe is also quite slow in the mind, if you understand what I mean.
"Yes. Good morning," The Crazy Orange Haired Cat-Boy from Japan muttered, pushing past his elegant, but rather girlish cousin. Toe went back to making breakfast for her tenants. Well, she was more their tenant, but anywho.
After the stunning breakfast of fish was made, Toe and The Dog went and did the dishes. The Crazy Orange Haired Cat-Boy from Japan and The Stupid Rat Kid sat down and had a leisurely conversation over some hot cocoa and some trifle.
"So," The Stupid Rat Kid said whilst sipping his cocoa, "I heard you have been training hard recently so you can beat me to a bloodied pulp,"
"It's true!" The Crazy Orange Haired Cat-Boy from Japan replied, an eerie smile on his face. "I cannot wait until the day comes,"
"Which day?"
"The day when I whoop your candy ass."
Suddenly, Hyper One came running through the gates of The Dog Sowmo's house. Maybe I should point out, he was also a Sowmo. Hyper One Sowmo was his name.
"Hello, hello! I seem to be on a sugar rush!"
"By Jove, I think you most certainly are!" Toe said coolly, bringing him some cocoa also, as if he needed more sugar in his system. He drank it so quickly, he had to do a urine.
The Crazy Orange Haired Cat-Boy from Japan directed him to the toilet like a true gentlemen. The Dog then came outside with some cocoa and sat down next to Toe.
"Well, deary me!" The Dog exclaimed, "Is that Cowboy Sowmo I see?"
It just so happened to be. He strode up to the gate and flung it open before stealing The Crazy Orange Haired Cat-Boy from Japan's cocoa and sipping it slowly. He did this, because his cousin was currently inside the grand house of The Dog, guiding his other cousin through the halls to the grand toilet made from pure gold.
"What a splendid afternoon!" Cooed Cowboy, as he took a piece of trifle, "What do you think, The Stupid Rat Kid, my love?"
"I am not your love," He replied coldly, "But the day is nice,"
Hyper One and his cousin came back at this point, laughing about a form of joke that had been told. It seemed to have been something along the lines of someone else's mother and them being so fat they got stuck in some sort of, Grand Canyon.
"That is quite rude," Toe said, ad Hyper One told her the joke, "I sincerely hope you are not speaking that way about my mother dearest!"
"Of course not!" He cried, kissing her hand gently, "Why would I?"
Everyone chuckled at the thought of it and sipped their cocoa. There was a prolonged silence before The Dog sighed.
"It's very humid today, I find" He said, sniffing the air, "I think it might rain,"
"Dear God," The Crazy Orange Haired Cat-Boy from Japan groaned, "I must go inside to prevent my spirit from becoming angered!"
And so he did.
When it began to rain, Cowboy and Hyper One decided to go home. The Dog and Toe went inside to create a plump roast beef dinner (Obviously behind Cowboy's back) and The Stupid Rat Kid carried in everyone's dishes.
The day ended almost as well as it had begun.
Viva la Fin.
A/N:
Le gaspos!
That was amazing!
I can't believe I wrote something so formal!
What did you think?