What Is Your Name Again…?
A/N: My newest Hetalia creation. –nervous laugh- Yeah…. I haven't been updating much on the other stories, and I was just working on one when this evil yaoi-loving plot bunny bounced into my head and set up house and began to harass me about making fun of Jao-Jao's name. Uhn…. Anyway, have fun reading this messed up thing~.
"Da zee, Aniki, are you going to make sweet buns again?"
A very energetic Im Yong Soo bounced up to his older brother and threw his arms around him.
Yao choked and peeled the Korean off, coughed, and pulled his panda closer.
"Maybe, if you stop hugging me like that-aru."
"Aww, my Aniki no fun. Ah~, welcome, Philippines-chan!"
"Hello! Immy-chan, how are you? Where's Kiku-ku?"
The aforementioned girl spun around once with Im Yong and pouted when she didn't see her other Aniki.
"Oh, he's…. around."
"Aiyaa! One of these days you'll scare the life out of me, Rayla-aru!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
She hugged the long-haired nation and giggled.
"So…. *Igso-on-China, what is your real name? I know Immy-Soo's, and Kiku-ku's but, not yours."
"Yao Wang."
Time and silence.
Finally Raz, (Philippines) raised a shaky hand and took a couple of steps closer to Yao.
He whimpered and hid behind his bear.
"Wh-what is it, aru?"
"Y-your name, Aniki! I-it sounds like…."
"Sounds like, aru?"
Yao leaned over, frowning, and poked the girl's nose.
"Tell me, aru~!"
"Add an 'i' to the end; it becomes yaoi~!"
Raz was a huge yaoi fangirl, and every time it was brought up in a conversation, she'd squeal.
The truth dawned on the 4,000-years-old Chinese, and he froze.
Raz and Im Yong Soo were squealing.
"Yaoi-oneechan, did mother and father purposely name you that~?"
Im Yong Soo was laughing now, and hard.
Raz was also bent over, holding her stomach and howling along.
Yao sprouted a few tickmarks and began stomping his feet.
"Aiya~! That's not my name, aru! Quit making fun of me this second, aru yo! You two shall be next on my hated list, aru! I hate Philippines, Korea, France, England, America and Russia, aru! Wait, Russia telling me we're going to be one soon is even better than this, aru! At least he doesn't make fun of my name, aru!"
But the steaming Chinese wasn't being listened to, and Im Yong Soo, Raz, and now Japan were sitting in a circle, discussing things about him and Russia's marriage.
"Noo, aru yo~! Aiya! Panda, make them stop, aru~!"
And he turned to his panda, hugged it tightly, and began to sob.
"What? I am not your panda, da? Are you finally going to become one with me, da?"
This said, and the 'panda' lifted its' head off to show the grinning albino.
Yao looked at Ivan with fear in his eyes.
"Y-you tricked me, aru! Aiya~! I hate this world, aru~!"
And poor YaoYao ran off, crying all the way, trying to find the real panda.
A/N: *Igso-on means 'older brother' in Cebuan. I speak Cebuan. :D