Game of Thrones Season 8: Her Twisted World
Episode 1: New Beginnings
Times were rough for her, Arya Stark. She has been through much – she's been blinded and tortured by Valer Morgolus in Bravos, she was watched her family being killed right in front of her, and worst of all – she has been denied a normal life. But no longer. Now that she has returned to her ancestral home of Winterfell, things have returned to normalcy. The land now knows peace and the people prosper. Arya Stark is now starting high school in Winterfell.
Young Arya sat down in homeroom with her fellow classmates. There was the beautiful and popular Daenerys Targarian and her boyfriend, Arya's brother, Jon Snow. She saw the most popular and bitchy girl in school, Margery Tyrell, who was especially cruel to unpopular girls with no friends like Arya. You see, when Arya spent her teenaged years training in the art of the blade under the Varer Morgolus assassins of Bravos, she lost her opportunity to make friends, accrue popularity, and get an attractive boyfriend. The sight of Margery with all of her beautiful and bubbly friends as well as her hugely attractive boyfriend made Arya extremely depressed. She even started to cry a little, but not enough that she attracted the attention of the entire class. However, Margery, being the sly emotional tyrant that she is, noticed Arya's subtle change in demeanor and smirked at her dismay.
Margery's boyfriend was so alpha and hot that he sat in homeroom without a shirt on, so as to show off his huge muscles, much to the frustration of the homeroom teacher, Stannis. Stannis sat at his desk depressedly and groaned, "Put on a shirt, Chad." Chad sat back in his chair and grabbed his groan. He smirked, "Fuck off and shut the fuck up you old ass virgin. Why are are you even here? Just fucking leave already; nobody likes you lmao." The entire class save Arya erupted in laughter at Stannis' expense and began throwing things at him – even Arya's sister, Sansa. Arya was shocked to finally notice Sansa sitting by Margery and cruelly mocking the teacher along with the rest of the cool kids. Arya felt depressed and anxious at this. Sansa had betrayed her and was now one of the popular kids. Stannis went on and began a lecture on quadratic equations, though most of the class ignored him entirely, of course.
After the bell ringed and class was dismissed, Arya began roaming the hallways depressedly and hungrily. You see, since Arya's parents were murdered by the Lannisters, she was essentially homeless. Sure she could live in Winterfell castle, but the home was completely empty and there was no food there at all. Arya rarely had the chance to eat. She pattered through the hall while her pained stomach growled ravenously. She trodded aimlessly until she saw it – the janitor's closet was wide open and inside was a hamburger sitting on the desk. Arya's assassin instincts peaked and she immediately realized that this was an obvious trap but she didn't care. She was far too hungry. She rushed in and grabbed for the sandwich frantically, but her hopes were cruelly dashed when she laid a hand on it. It was paper mache – a fake!
Suddenly Arya felt a cold presence behind her. She froze up as she sensed a huge shadowy figure trapping her in the janitor's closet. Her heart sank as she realized that she was late for class and nobody would come to save her against this mysterious assailant – not ever Valer Morgolus. She would have to fend for herself, so she reached for trusty little thrusting sword, Needle. "Come here little thing. This gorilla dick daddy is hungry." grumped the fiend. He laid his huge hands on Arya's petite shoulder's and slobbered all over her hair. The man slammed Arya against the floor with inhuman strength. Arya could now see the man's face as he reached down to unzip his pants. It was Stannis. Stannis ripped Arya's pants and grunted, "Hold on, little dove, I'm coming in." Stannis reared forward and prepared to thrust in to her but he could not, as she had already thrust into him. Needle had penetrated Stannis' heart, slaying him. "W-what?! I-impossible! Hhhuuurggghhha!" moaned Stannis as he keeled over and died right away. Arya pushed the dead fiend off of her and got to her feet in the hallway with her torn clothes, leaving Stannis' bloodied corpse in the janitor's closet.
Arya felt a cold, evil presence loom beside her as she trembled for the near-rape. She glanced to the side and saw the vice president, the sinister Littlefinger Peter Baelish with a wide, devilish smile on his face. "Well well then, little miss Shtark. What a scenario you found yourself enthralled in. Hahaha." he sneered. Arya looked at him with pure terror in her young eyes. Peter grinned and continued, "You see, young Shtark, you are now in quite the pickle. I will tell everyone that you are the one who murdered Stannis in cold blood unless you complete one important task for me. And of course that task is: you must have sex with me."
