Disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim. Jhonen would kill me if I did.
Warnings: It's very short and ZaDr-y. These two get some fluff for once. OOC ahoy!
I was bored at work and suddenly this spawned from my pen. I don't even know. I figured these two needed something nice to happen to them, so they get a happy little dribble to make up for the angst of 99 Red Balloons, which won't be continued, for those who have asked.
"Weeeeee!"
"Myeh!"
"Gir! What on Irk are you doing?"
"I'm a snow mole, Master! Look at me go! Weeee!"
Zim huffed as Gir dove into a nearby pile of snow, Mini-Moose plunging in after him. He growled at their silly antics, crossing his arms over his chest as a wave of shivers wracked his frame.
The little menaces were making the walk home take longer than usual, Gir stopping to play in the horrible frozen water. Zim shivered again, this time from mild fear. A heavy trench coat was draped over his shoulders.
"Lay off 'em, Zim. They're just having a bit of fun," Dib said next to him, securing his coat on the green alien's thin shoulders.
Zim grumbled. "It's cold and they're making this take longer than it should."
Dib tugged the small he had been wearing under the trench coat closer. "It is." He smiled. "But they're so cute!" he gushed stupidly. The Irkan whacked him upside the head. Dib laughed, holding his hands up defensively. "Hey, I'm just playing!"
"Well, it's not funny," Zim muttered, although a small smile was threatening to split his lips. "You're encouraging them."
As if in response, Gir tackled Mini-Moose, sending them crashing into the snow, disappearing below the surface. Zim sighed.
They walked in silence, the two robots following slowly, but steadily, diving into the snow when they saw fit on the way back to the Irkan's base. Zim snuggled further into the human's coat, breathing in Dib's scent and soaking up his leftover warmth. Dib wrapped an arm around his waist and Zim leaned into him.
"What do you say to hot chocolate, watching a movie, and cuddling on the couch?" Dib asked quietly.
Zim hummed. "Sounds good to me…"
Suddenly Dib stopped walking, and if it wasn't for the arm around his waist, Zim would have kept on walking. Instead, the human spun him around and brought the alien close, hands slipping down to his small hips. Their breath mingled in the air for a moment before Zim plunged forward, slating his mouth over the slightly taller human's lips. Dib kissed back just as eagerly.
The kiss was slow and sweet, with barely a hint of tongue or teeth, but was heated nonetheless. Warmth shot through both of their bodies and suddenly the urge to get home was greater than it had been a second ago. They pulled away slowly, chaste kisses landing on lips and cheeks. Dib yelped as a hard pinch was delivered to his bottom. Zim snickered and wriggled his way out of his human's embrace.
"Race you home, Dib-stink," he challenged, already jogging in the direction of his base.
"Oh, you are so on, space boy!" Dib called after him.
Ahead of him, Zim was cackling.
"Gir! Mini-Moose!"
"Myeh?"
"Yes, my master?"
"Be home by sundown!"
"Yes, Master!"
"Myeh!"
I… really don't know where this came from. Seriously.
Hope you liked it. Review please!