Ok this is definitely a crack fic through and through. Anyway I hope you guys like it and it gives you a laugh! Also has a dash of Spitfire
Disclaimer~ Young Justice does not belong to me. End. Of. Story.
The Only Way
Kid Flash's POV
"Guys we need a new plan if we want to win this!" Robin yells kicking another man unconscious as two more replace the downed goon. I knock my own goon back and take a quick breather, knowing the bird was right. We were getting overwhelmed by the sheer amount of goons. No one had sustained any injures yet but it was only a matter of time, there was a strange energy force blocking Miss. M's telekinesis and telepathy and some kryptonite weakening SB. Kal had lost his water bearers, some random goon kicking them away at the start of the fight, and Arty was out of arrows.
"Team Robin is right we need to regroup and come up with a plan!" Kaldur orders. I punch away a few more guards and zoom away towards the entrance Artemis, Superboy, and Miss.M are already out here and we are soon joined by Kaldur. That just left Robin. I turn back to see him fending of goons and prepare to dash out and help. "Kid wait he will tell us if he requires assistance" Kaldur orders holding out a hand to stop me. I nod and let up as Robin launches his grappling hook upwards, and speeds away with a cackle, swinging towards us. He flips of the line neatly landing in front of me, giving me a wide smile. He spins and throws something at the ground engulfing us in smoke.
"Come on guys that was my last smoke bomb and it won't last forever!" he calls dashing in front of us. I shrug and follow him, the rest of the Team at my heels. He skids to a stop and takes a sharp turn leading us into an old office. We all run into the office and Robin shuts and locks the door behind us. "So any ideas because they'll find us soon and that door, won't stop them for long." he says. We all turn to our leader hoping he had some idea of what we should do. But our hopes are crushed as he shakes his head.
"I'm sorry my friends but my plan has already failed, does anyone else have an idea?" Kaldur asks looking at us. We all glance at each other and I notice that my earlier observation was wrong. The Team was littered in bruises and scratches, including myself, and we were all exhausted and I was running on empty food wise.
"Um we could retreat?" M'Gann asks in a small voice, snapping me out of my daze. We all turn to Robin to see is this was a possibility. But the youngest here was shaking his head as he looked at his wrist computer.
"Sorry Miss, M retreats a no go, they blocked all of the exits." Robin informs up taping a few more things before the holo- screen disappears. "However if I create a diversion at the front exit I could lure all the guards to my location and allow time for you guys to escape." I open my mouth to protest but Artemis beats me to it.
"No way Robin, you can't take all of those men! They would kill you!" the archer exclaims waving her arms for emphasis.
"I'll be fine Arty, I'm not called 'Robin, the Boy Wonder' for nothing you know!" he replies trying to reassure us. It doesn't work.
"Robin we will use you're plan as an absolute last resort, does anyone else have an idea's that don't include a sacrifice?" Kaldur looks at us, trying to find a way out. I'm about to shake my head when an idea begins to form. It was a longshot and dangerous but could get all of us out alive AND complete the mission. I lean forward and whisper the idea in Robin's ear.
"What KF! No way! Remember what happened last time?!" The bird exclaims his masked eyes widening. I look at him solemnly.
"It is the only way Rob, besides last time wasn't SO bad..." I reply.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT SO BAD?! You and RA were hanging upside over a shark pool last time!" he whispers fiercely as the team exclaims worried looks.
"Well yeah but that was a lot more and we had kinda asked for it." I reply "Come on Rob it's the only way"
"Fine" the Bird mutters "but all of the aftermath is you're fault." I grin and the rest of the team exchanges horrified looks.
"Okay lets set the plan into to action" I say reaching for the food compartment on my suit.
"Wait! What's going on?" Artemis asks.
"Sorry Arty no time to explain" I reply pulling out my emergency chocolate and handing it to Robin. He holds it like it was poison before taking a small bite. This is soon followed by another and another. He is soon bouncing in place, with half of the chocolate bar still in his hands as the team watched with dumbfounded expressions. Just then the guards break down the door.
"Don't worry he's got this." I tell them and sure enough the sugar high Robin had already knocked out all of the goons. He dashes over to Artemis and M'gann and grabs their hands.
"Come on princesses we need to get you out before they come back and try to steal more of the precious chocolate!" he yells running off. The two girls are pulled along with him confusion evident on their faces. Conner and Kaldur give each other confused looks but I dash off leaving them no choice to follow. We follow the crazed bird into the hallway where more men were waiting. "Get behind I'll fend them off!" Robin yells. He dives at their feet and knocks them over like bowling pins. He then takes out his chocolate bar and waves it in front of their faces "You'll never get the royal chocolate!" He yells proceeding to whack them unconscious with it. "Let's go!" he yells jumping on the last one's head, knocking him out. I follow first and the others come behind, less enthusiastically.
"What is going on?!" Artemis yells and Robin literally bounces off the walls in front of us taking out every guard in the way.
"Sugar High!" I yell back gleefully jumping over one of the downed guards.
"But when he eats cookies he seems just fine!" Conner yells as a guard is thrown towards him.
"Chocolate affects him more, and he's tired too, this is what happens!" I yell back as we arrive in the main room we had been fighting before. I skid to a stop as Robin engages the guards.
"You shall never get my chocolate!" He screams flipping about, almost faster than the eye could see.
"Note to self... Never, ever give Robin chocolate!" Artemis mutters and she and the others watch Robin wide eyed, mouths agape, as he flips and twists taking out each guard with ease and a... unique style. The Boy Wonder had stolen someone's shoes and was wielding them like swords, bashing them over the goons head. More goons pour in and with a quick glance to Aqualad this time we join with Robin taking out a couple guards ourselves. Soon Robin had taken down most of the guards and had started jumping in front of us taking over our criminals. I step away as my best bud jumps over to me and the man i was fighting and does a handstand on the man's head. The man reaches up to grab the Bird but my friend flips off and twists kicking the man. He grabs the front of the man's shirt and slams him against the wall.
"I will tell you this once and only once" Robin growls in his Batman voice. The man looks as if he's going to pee his pants, and the rest of the Team wanders over, having finished off everyone else. "Stay away from my chocolate" Robin growls dead serious. The man looked dumbfounded and Robin slams him against the wall again. "Got it?" he growls dangerously. The man eyes widen and he nods vigorously. Robin drops him to the ground and knocks him out with a smug smile. He then plops to the and finishes off his chocolate bar with a smile. Meanwhile the Team is staring at him open mouthed, with shocked expressions. Artemis glances around taking in all the downed goons.
"Did he just...?"
"Yep"
"Because you gave him...?
"Yep"
"Wow"
"Yep" We turn back to the bird who was now up again and playing in the rafters. "So uh Kal we going to get what we came for or not?" I ask the Atlantian.
"Uh yeah, Miss. Martian, Superboy, and I will go retrieve it, Kid Flash and Artemis, you two are to stay with Robin and uh... make sure nothing happens." Aqualad orders walking away to find the captured Amazo parts. Arty and I gaze up at the crazed bird as he jumps from rafter to rafter stuck in his own imaginary world. I turn to the archer.
"So... what are we supposed to do while Robin wears himself out?" I ask. She turns to face me, so I notice just how close we were actually standing.
"Uh I don't..." She starts when I'm suddenly pushed from behind and into Artemis.
"Kiss the princess!" Robin yells as I trip forward my lips meeting hers... My eyes meet her,both sets widening and I pull back after a few seconds.
"Uh that never happened" I say over the cackling of the bird.
"Agreed" Artemis nods still frozen as the cackling stops. I look over to Robin who was now sitting on the ground rubbing his head.
"Owwww what just happened?" he moaned. Neither of us respond still to shocked by our kiss "Why do you two look like you've been caught stealing cookies from the cookie jar?" he asks tilting his head quizzically The rest of the Team runs in with Miss. M levitating the Amazo parts. I vaguely realize they must have deactivated the machine that prevented her from using her powers.
"Robin have you returned to normal?" Kaldur asks the bird.
"Ugh I think so..." Robin replies standing up and looking around. "Did I do all of this?" he asks
"Wait... so you don't remember anything?" Artemis asks breaking out of her daze and turning away from me.
"It's all fuzzy... I think I remembering you and..." Robin says before I race over and clamp my hand over his mouth.
"I'm sure whatever it is you think you remember Rob it was warped thanks to the sugar" I tell him releasing my hand.
"Yeah sure KF..." he mutters nearly falling over. "Ugh I hate sugar rushes..."
"It's alright dude let's get you to the Mountain" I say draping his arm over my shoulder and walking out to the Bio- Ship.
BREAKLINE
We stand before Batman on the following day, me and Artemis as far away from each other as possible.
"The Team preformed adequately and adapted well to the situation. However I have one question... why was one of the men caught muttering something about 'crazy birds and chocolate'?" Batman asks looking at us all. We exchange looks and burst out laughing never answering the Bats question. The Batman looks confused for the first time in his life, I'm sure and he walks away leaving us on the floor laughing.
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~Lakeshine