Sheila

by btamamura

Caboose trying to write a love poem for his beloved lady-in-the-tank Sheila. Caboose x Sheila

Disclaimer: I do not own Red vs. Blue or the characters. They are the property of RoosterTeeth, etc.

Notes: I like Caboose's feelings for Sheila, so I thought I should write a little something. Maybe his thoughts about her? This could be his attempt at a love poem.

Please enjoy!

Sheila. You are so nice. You are a nice lady.

You are the only girl who likes me. Girls never like me.

You have a nice voice and you do not say mean things.

I really like you. You are my friend.

I wish I could hug you. I wish I could kiss you.

But my arms cannot go around a tank.

Maybe if I make them go really far.

Then walk around you and hug everywhere.

Then I can hug you.

I really like you, Sheila.

I do not like Lopez being close to you.

It makes me angry. I do not like it, Sheila.

Why are you nice to Lopez? He is not Blue. He's Red. He is a not-friend.

Sheila?

Do you like me?

I like you a lot.

You are a nice lady.

You are my friend.

Sheila.

I love you.