Cary, hic, I mean Clary
This is a ….can't seem to remember that word this moment...oh, yea, drabble
Disclaimer: I have not had a drink. OK not too much, really not anything worth measuring and this has nothing to do with Dame Cassie.
Jace was walking down the Institute hall talking to himself.
"If I ever find out which of the Seelie Court fools tried to..." rambled Jace.
"Jace, Jace" called Alec. "Jace, You've got to come and see this and don't get mad, just come with me."
"Alright, alright." said Jace and he followed Alec until they reached the kitchen. They stood at the doorway and looked in at Clary on top of the kitchen table. She was singing at the top of her lungs in a rather odd drunken state.
"LIKE A VIRGIN, TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIMMMMMME, LIKE A VIR_IR_IR_IRGIN." sang Clary with her back to the doorway. Alec was laughing so hard tears were rolling down his cheeks. Jace who just picked up a milk shake from the counter was now laughing and simultaneously shooting milkshake out of his nose. Then coughing and gagging with uncontrollable laughter. Still Clary didn't notice anyone else in the room. She went on to her next song, "Feelingssss, nothing more then FEELIIIIINNNNGGSS...." she crooned. And there were the two Shadowhunters paralyzed in utter shock. Then she got down from the table and sat on a chair with her back still to them. Magnus walked up and put his arm around Alec and whispered in his ear, "whaz up?" Alec just pointed at Clary. She continued.
"Peopllllle, people who need Peopllllllle, ARE THE LUCKIEST PEOPPPPLLLLLEEE, in the worldDDDDD." she sang still.
"What is that?" asked Alec.
"Show tunes" said Magnus.
"What?" asked Alec with a turn of his head.
"Never mind" said Magnus with a smirk.
Then Clary switched from singing to performing monologues.
"To be or not to be, that is the question." spoke Clary looking at the wall in front of her as if speaking to a large audience.
"So, what is she on, exactly?" asked Magnus.
"Yeah, Alec, what IS she on?" asked Jace looking at Alec with great interest.
Alec gave a sheepish smile and said "Jace, I asked you not to get mad, this is priceless. " and he and Magnus started to double over with giggles and choking back greater laughter.
"Oh, no you didn't ALEC, IS THIS THE..." said Jace with an abrupt stop. Jace was remembering himself down the hall a short time before swearing over the Seelie Court and how they tried to slip something into a drink to make him act like this. A rough kind of drunkenness that would lead to some embarrassing display. And now he realized that after he told Alec about it and left the bottle in the garbage, that Alec took it out and gave it to Clary. And enough time had passed for Clary to do the big finale. He looked at as she finished another speech.
"And I shall rob Peter to pay Paul." said Clary and then she turned around and spotted the three guys in the doorway. "Oh, hi, Peter, hi Paul, hi, Magnus." said Clary. "Oh, Magnus, I bet you'd like this one."
Clary had a far away look in her eyes like she was listening to music, an into, then she peeled the corner of her shirt off her shoulder and turned sideways and tilted her head back letting her hair fly all around her and started.
"Let me..., entertain you. Let me..." and she turned around and peeled off the other corner of her shirt so both shoulders were bare. "make you smile." as she gave a sultry stare. She continued as the boys stood there with their mouths open. She was walking like a model down the runway.
"Let me do a few tricks, some old and then some new tricks . I'm very versatilllleee" sang Clary and with that her whole t shirt flew off leaving her in her lace demi-bra. A few scars from marks were on her arms but the rest of her torso was unmarked . She then flicked open the top button of her jeans and slightly unzipped her pants. She kept up her strip tease and stood right in front of Jace. She slid her hand down the front of her jeans with her palm against her stomach. She stepped toward Jace and he stepped back right up to the wall. His head smacked hard but his eyes never left where Clary's unseen hand went. All of the sudden Clary's eyes rolled back and she began to collapse. Jace swiftly caught her, and picked her up. He held her in his arms and turned toward Alec and Magnus.
"I think she'll sleep for a while now, you may want to put her down somewhere." said Magnus.
"Right." said a stunned Jace. And he turned toward her room and started to walk.
"Everything OK Jace?" called Alec.
"Yeah, Alec, I'm not mad, shocked, but not mad." answered Jace.
Jace left Alec and Magnus giggling. And then Magnus tapped Alec on the shoulder and said. "Let's go to your room and I'll show you how that last song is really suppose to go." and they wandered down the hall saying
"Boom, chick a boom, chick a , boom, boom , boom" swinging their hips.
Jace finally walked into Clary's room and gently placed her on her bed. Her hand was still tucked into her pants. Jace wasn't sure what he should do and then he thought he was silly, of course that looked uncomfortable, so he held her wrist and pulled her hand out. Then Clary grabbed Jace's wrist and turned her head and opened her eyes like a zombie coming to life. She pulled him down on top of her. She placed her hands on her face and pulled him in for a passionate kiss. Jace responded at first and then he pulled away.
"No, Clary, not like this." said Jace.
Clary was clearly still under the influence of some Faerie spell.
"Clary, if you can hear me, you have been drugged." said Jace seriously looking into her eyes. "I need to find you an antidote." And Jace pulled himself up onto his knees. Clary sat up and placed her arms around his neck and gently kissed his chin. Then she ran her tongue down his neck and followed his shoulder until he reached his arm and she nibbled slightly before coming back to her original sitting position. Jace had his head tilted back and he moaned . He then shook his head and looked into Clary's eyes.
"If I'm drugged Jace, you are my antidote." said Clary through a smile that was not so sweet and innocent. "I did not drink what Alec left. Please believe me. I was just fooling with you two, oh, three, Magnus showed up. I found what Alec left for me with a note that read 'Clary, you've got to try this , it is an amazing energy drink.' What am I Alice in Wonderland? Drink Me! Jace it is me, Clary and I need you. I saw how you were looking at me while I was stripping." and Clary stopped talking. Jace was overcome with emotion and he pushed her back down on the bed. He realized that she really did pull one over on them. Well, Jace is the type that likes to have the last word. He stood up and unbuttoned the top of his pants, pulled the zipper slowly with each click until it was open. There was a small wet spot near the elastic that was visible through the tightly stretched material. He looked down at Clary with half closed eyes and pulled off his shirt, letting it drop by his feet. The room was silent except for their rapid breaths.