Hello, my name is Drew Pickles and I like to jack off to Yogi Bear every single day, and my nine thousand mile long cock is growing ever harder as I am waiting to see the sexy new Yogi Bear movie in 3D. When I get to the movie theater to see the premiere, there will probably be a long ass line full of ten year old kids and furfags, which I will promptly shove out of the way with my enormous cock, and then I will buy my ticket and my 3D glasses, and then I will go to the snack bar and buy a large popcorn and soda which I will pour down my ass. I will then enter the theater, which is probably going to be filled with furfags, mostly straight furries hoping to see the female bear's huge furry tits, only to find out that she is not in the movie, thank fucking god. During the movie, they will probably play a scene based on that classic episode where Yogi Bear rapes BooBoo in the ass and shoves his giant furry cock so far up his ass that his dick sticks out of BooBoo's mouth for at least one hundred miles, and then Yogi Bear sprays his yogurt all over the guests at Jellystone Park, and then most of the campers start screaming and flee from the park while the others report him to Ranger Smith, who then takes his double barrel shotgun and shoots Yogi Bear in his testicles, and then Yogi pulls his shit encrusted cock out of BooBoo's now prolapsed rectum and jams it into Ranger Smith's eye socket. Oh my god, if they show Yogi Bear's cock and BooBoo's prolapsed rectum rendered in glorious 3D, I will become so fucking hard that I will have no choice but to pull out my nine thousand mile long boner and start masturbating in the middle of the movie until I come gallons of my pickle juice all over the theater, and then everyone else will run out screaming and then the manager will come in and threaten to call the police. I will then tell him to fuck off and then spray him with my popcorn and Coca Cola flavored diarrhea. Wow, that sounds swell.