(camera zooms in on a door marked "Fanfic Ideas" and GS steps out of there with a box about as big as him)
GS: YO!
Naruto: What's in the box?
GS: Say hello to my latest and second-greatest creation: SATSURI UCHIHA!
(box opens and a female version of Sasuke comes out with a smile on her face)
Satsuri: Hiya!
Sasuke: WTF?!? Why do you like her but not me?!?
GS: Ah, excellent question. See, in addition to giving her the x-chromosome, I also got rid of the asshole gene, the emo gene, the power-craving gene, and the stereotype gene – in other words, the parts of Sasuke I hate.
Guy with green eyes and white hair in a Kiba hairdo: THOSE ARE ALL GENETIC?!?
GS: Well of course Inu, how else do you explain the Hyuugas, Uchihas, and villagers?
Inu: …Touche…
(Satsuri spots Naruto)
Satsuri: KAWAAAIIII!
Naruto: AAAAHHH! FANGIRL!
(Naruto runs for his life with Satsuri chasing him)
Sasuke: I'm guessing that's why you haven't killed me yet…
GS: Yup! In this fic Satsuri's the fangirl, not Hinata! (turns to camera) I know you're all possibly upset about me not doing the tiger fic yet, but my brain is gonna have an idea overload if I don't get this out of my head. Anyway, I don't own Naruto and… WHERE DID THAT CAMERA COME FROM?
Inu: Uh-oh… he's gone into crazy mode…
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One: Light
Naruto listened in on Iruka and Mizuki's conversation (A/N: Not where this kind of fic usually begins, but this is where the interesting part happens).
"Come on Iruka, we both know that the demon fox would steal the scroll to get stronger!"
"Yeah, it would…" Naruto started to sink into depression until: "But Naruto isn't the fox! He is the child who will become Hokage one day, and I'm not turning on him now!"
Naruto grinned and continued to listen. "You know Iruka, I was planning to kill you second, but for that I'll kill you NOW! DIE!"
Naruto panicked. 'I can't leave Iruka-sensei! He's depending on me and I won't let him down!' His resolve hardened.
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Mizuki threw the shuriken at Iruka. Suddenly there was a surge of chakra, and Naruto appeared in front of them and grabbed it, plucking it out of the air. "What the hell?!?" Naruto had completely changed. Where there was happy-go-lucky, naïve loser before there was now a cool, calculating shinobi… and did I mention the faint golden aura surrounding him? (A/N: NO, IT IS NOT THE HIRAISHIN!)
"Iruka-sensei, take a break. I've got this traitor."
Mizuki laughed. "Oh please! I'll take you out in one shot!"
Naruto grinned. "Oi, Iruka-sensei, watch this!" He made a handsign and shouted, "Shadow Clone Jutsu!" In an instant, at least a thousand clones had appeared… and did I mention that since Naruto still hadn't let go of the shuriken, it multiplied with him, AND they all had that aura? "Didn't you say you were going to take me out in one shot? Oh well, time for some PAIN!" Every clone threw their shuriken, and then if that wasn't enough, they all made a handsign and shouted, "Shadow Shuriken Jutsu!" Every shuriken divided into ten.
Now Mizuki knew his math, and these were his thoughts translated into mathematics:
'Shadow Clone Jutsu + Shadow Shuriken Jutsu = Much, Much Pain
and Naruto has that gold aura giving him chakra, so
Gold Aura + Shadow Clone Jutsu + Shadow Shuriken Jutsu = A Very Painful Death,'
or to put it into layman's terms, 'Oh shit, this is going to hurt like hell.'
After Mizuki was turned into a human shuriken target and the clones disappeared, Iruka finally managed to get out, "Well, I think it's safe to say you're a genin now," and gave Naruto his headband, to which he replied with a grin, "Ne, Iruka sensei, after we visit jiji can we get some ramen to celebrate?!?"
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An hour later, the two were in the Hokage's office.
"…And THAT'S what happened, jiji."
"…" THUD!
"JIJI?!?"
"Calm down Naruto, he's just shocked, that's all."
"Oh… can we get ramen now?"
"Sure!"
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That night…
Naruto woke up to find himself in a sewer. "Where am I?"
"Hello, kit. We're in you're mind."
Naruto turned around to see a red-haired woman with fox ears and a tail. "…Since I doubt there's anyone else in here, I'm guessing you're Kyuubi?"
"That's 'kaa-san' to you, kit."
"SAY WHAT?!?"
"That's right. I'm your mom."
"NANI?!?"
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GS:…
Satsuri:…
Sasuke:…
Naruto:…
Inu:…I did not see that coming…
GS: Neither did I, and I wrote it! Read and review guys!