A/N I just thought it would be quite funny to put some of the characters from the Saga into the Big Brother house, I tried it with my teachers for our school newspaper and it worked really well. Please read and review and if you have any ideas just send them to me and I'll try and fit them in. Thanks a lot
Elisha
"Welcome to the new season of Big Brother," Davina said, her eyes bulging with (faked) excitement. "We have fourteen brand new victims… I mean housemates… to toy with. This season promises to be more exciting, funny, romantic and insane than the last so let's meet our first housemate!"
The door of the big, black limousine opened and what looked like a fourteen-year-old boy got out.
"Our first house mate is Darren!" Davina roared. The crowd cheered as the boy came down the red carpet, stopping occasionally to give a menacing pose to the cameramen.
"Darren's favourite animals are spiders, he's a half vampire and he says that he hopes that the public portray him as being kind and sensitive. Well we'll have to see about that," Davina continued. Darren climbed the steps and gave a final wave to the crowd before disappearing through the door.
"One down, thirteen to go, next up we have Larten!"
The limousine door opened again and a tall figure wrapped in a crimson cloak stepped out. He started quickly up the red carpet, only to be turned back round again so that the photographers could get a better look.
"Larten is a full vampire and enjoys long walks, he said he only came on Big Brother because of remarks from friends that he wouldn't last five minutes in the house! Well, there's no turning back now!"
Larten didn't so much as turn round when he reached the top of the steps, just strode quickly through the doors. The cameras watched him as he marched through the silent hallway and entered the house.
"Darren," he said as he noticed the boy, "How are you?"
"On top of the world!" Darren exclaimed, "We're on Big Brother, we're on Big Brother! Yeah!" Darren started to do a little dance and Larten watched him in disgust.
"Our third housemate is Harkat, he's a little person all the way from the Cirque Du Freak!"
"Our fourth housemate is going to keep you ladies glued to your television set, he's a full vampire with a rebellious side, it is the gorgeous Kurda! Kurda isn't a dizzy blonde though, oh no, he's the real brains of the operation, lets see how he gets on!"
"Housemate number five is Steve, not to be messed with, he's a half-vampaneze with a talent of winding people up, he hates vampires so already I can see some fireworks here!"
"Vanez is our sixth housemate, he enjoys fighting, fighting and… fighting. He's a full vampire and has come all the way from Vampire Mountain, he works as the Games master so I wonder how he'll get on with the games Big Brother plays with him!"
"Gannen is the seventh housemate to enter the house, he says he hates people who play games and pretend their something they're not and promises to be himself, a vampaneze, whether the public like it or not. You go guy!"
"Number eight is Gavner! He's a full vampire and he reckons he's got a good chance of winning this game, his only worry is that his snoring will keep people awake and they might get a bit peed off with him!"
"Our first female to enter the house she hopes that the guys won't try and 'get with her' because she's not interested. Give it up for the beautiful Debbie!"
"Next is Arra, she's a full vampire, one of the rare females, but she's no pushover, she wants someone in the house to give her a challenge and I think she may have her wish granted!"
"Eleventh is Evra, he's a performer at the Cirque Du Freak and says that he came on the show to try and boost his self-confidence. He hope that people won't judge him just because he has scales!"
"Number twelve into the house is Evanna! She's a witch with a nasty sense of humour. She says that she'll miss her frogs most whilst in the Big Brother house and won't hesitate to turn any housemate that bothers her into one to keep her company! Oh dear!"
"Alice is our thirteenth housemate, unlucky for some but Alice isn't bothered. She's a police officer and likes to think that she's a good 'people person'."
"Last but certainly not least is Vancha, he's a vampire prince and he's in the house looking for love. He says that he's one with the ladies and will be seriously annoyed if anyone in the house has any objections to him belching and farting as he can't help his natural bodily functions. His pass-times including picking his nose and biting his toenails! Eww!
"So there you have all our housemates, that's all from me tonight, join us tomorrow to see how our new housemates are getting on. And remember… Big Brother is watching!
A/N Ok, so that was a bit boring, the introductions always are… now I can have some fun, bwahahahaha! : )"