PEACH'S
MAGIC SHOW!1
by
Hoogiman
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Nintendo characters.
I will formally apologise before you read this, for any of the pain that has been caused or time that has been wasted.
"Welcome to Peach's magic show!" said Peach.
The lack of audience didn't respond.
Peach took out a gun, and shot at random places in the audience.
"Haha, now you'll talk!" said Peach.
An old lady walked in.
Peach shot the lady.
"Hahaha… geddit?" asked Peach.
No one laughed, probably because there was no audience, and if there were, they would probably be in stitches by now.
"Can I have a volunteer for my first, 'vanishing act'?" asked Peach.
No one responded.
"Fine then, I'll vanish myself!" said Peach, angrily.
Kirby walked in, and ate Peach.
"Tada!" said Peach, inside Kirby's mouth.
Peach played an applause track on a computer that magically appeared.
Hey, it's a magic show, right?
(None of the readers laugh)
Oh, I'm sorry, Peach has to do all of the bad jokes.
"Now… to make myself re-appear again!" said Peach.
Kirby kept on walking, ignoring Peach.
"Tada!" said Peach.
Peach didn't reappear.
"Tada!" said Peach.
Peach didn't reappear.
"Tada!" said Peach.
Peach didn't reappear.
"Tada!" said Peach.
Peach didn't reappear.
Kirby died.
Peach climbed out, with a beard on.
"Tada!" said Peach.
A 'war of the worlds' style robot zapped Peach, killing her.
"Ow," said Peach, dying.
THE END
(fully mildly disapproved by tikitikirevenge)