Pairing: None

Genre: Humor

Warning(s): Nothing, I think.

Summary: Gokudera smirked. "Juudaime, where's the ahoshi?" "Eh? He's in his room, sleeping." A laugh emerges from the silver-haired genius. "Time to tip the cow."

Disclaimer: I own nothing, except for a Lambo cosplay I'm wearing for the next con. Oh, how I wish that Lambo were mine T-T.

Author's Note: Purely humor - actually, it's my first time writing fanfiction that isn't based on romance xD. Gosh, I'm so cheesy. Anyways, my friends Megan and Tessa were talking about cow tipping, and we came up with the idea of Ahoshi Tipping xD It was an interesting conversation. Enjoy~

Ahoshi Tipping

"Gwahahahah! Boku wa Lambo! Lambo is here!" Running in, the five year old burst through the doors of Tsuna's front door, almost running over Gokudera.

"Ahoshi!" As expected, he runs after the cow-suited boy, stumbling.

And also as expected, the cow falls. However, this time he falls at the feet of Nana, Tsuna's mother, who was holding a bowl of spaghetti. So surprised, she dropped the pasta, breaking the glass bowl on the tile floors.

The sound startles Lambo so much that he brings out his pink 10 years bazooka and, while moaning "Ga...ma...n~" and thrust the bazooka on his head, disappearing into the future.

A sigh. "Yare, yare," Adult Lambo emerges from the pink smoke.

"I see that my five year old self has overreacted again. What is it this time?" He says calmly, much different from his baby voice.

Gokudera scowls, "Stupid cow."

Adult Lambo turns, "Ah, Gokudera. I see now." He chuckles. "I remember all the things you did. It was so much fun playing with you."

"Huh? Playing?"

"Yes. I liked playing with Ahodera. I remember all the times you chased me. And remember when you tipped me over?"

"Tipped you over?"

Another smile, "You called it 'Ahoshi Tipping.' It was mean, but it was very amusing. I think I used the 10 year bazooka after that."

The storm guardian's face remained clueless.

The 15 year old boy looked at him. "Ah, you haven't done that yet?" He looked away, mumbling, "Oops."

A light bulb lights up in Gokudera's head. "Oh! Like - Like cow tipping? Hmm...'Ahoshi Tipping,' eh? I like it."

"Yare, yare."

In a few seconds, he disappears again, the smoke filling the kitchen.

Five year old Lambo sits on the floor sniffling.

OoOoO

It was nighttime, finally. Time to initiate the plan.

Gokudera smirked. "Juudaime, where's the ahoshi?"

"Eh? He's in his room, sleeping."

A laugh emerges from the silver-haired genius.

"Time to tip the cow."

He leaves to Lambo's room, leaving Tsuna clueless as to why he wanted to visit the cow.

He peeks in, a little startled once he found out that the cow did indeed sleep standing up on all four's.

"Gokudera-nii?"

He looks up and sees Fuuta staring at him.

"Shh, go back to sleep."

"What are you doing?"

A cough. "Um, just...ah, cow tipping...?"

"You are rank two in being able to do that."

"Who's rank one?"

"Reborn-sama."

"...Well, whatever. Go back to sleep."

The boy blinks a bit, then he yawns. "Alright, Dera-nii."

Gokudera turns back to the cow.

So I just push him? He'll just tip that easily?

He moves closer to Lambo. His hands reach out and pushes slightly.

The cow-suited five year old tipped over.

Huh. That was easy.

When the boy comes back up, his face is crumpled, tears already starting to leak out of his eyes.

"Ga...ma...n~"

Poof! "Aha, you actually did it? Yare, yare."

Gokudera smirked. "Ahoshi Tipping."

Author's Note: Hahah, I had fun writing that ^^. Thank you for reading~ Reviews are loved; I'll give you a delicious cookie if you do :3.